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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109155 times)

TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2310 on: January 01, 2020, 04:51:17 pm »

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Family is family and we need an ally. Saving this kingdom and strengthening it will benefit us in the long run, as well as continuing to solidify our fearsome reputation. I believe we can pull this off.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2311 on: January 01, 2020, 05:55:38 pm »

B we dont have a solid army right now
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2312 on: January 01, 2020, 06:30:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2313 on: January 01, 2020, 06:40:51 pm »

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« Reply #2314 on: January 01, 2020, 07:30:38 pm »

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VoidSlayer

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« Reply #2315 on: January 01, 2020, 07:32:19 pm »

Wait it sounds like our family isn't actually in charge of the kingdom...

B we need more family over here.

mightymushroom

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« Reply #2316 on: January 01, 2020, 11:03:22 pm »

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King Zultan

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« Reply #2317 on: January 02, 2020, 02:13:24 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2318 on: January 02, 2020, 02:08:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2319 on: January 02, 2020, 02:44:29 pm »

You write a reply in which you promise to shelter and save her family, even if it means sending agents and soldiers into the unknown.

Mid-Spring, 450 AEC

Your old Orcish bodyguards leave for their homelands.

Summer, 450 AEC

A child is born to you and Aguria! This time however, it is a girl.

Your wife wastes no time in naming her, having a name chosen for this occasion years ago. Your first daughter's name is Hazea!

Midsummer, 450 AEC

You hear news from Maellia; King Mael IV has died during a hunting trip gone wrong. His eldest son became King Yann II. He is known for his crude ways of speech and tactical prowess since young age.

Autumn, 450 AEC

A new batch of Orcs have arrived. Their numbers seem to be more than before. Mayhaps the talk with the elders spurned more Orcish youths to serve you?

Still, the Orcish bodyguards swear loyalty to you and your family, and begin their dutiest in earnest.

Mid-Autumn, 450 AEC

"What is such a hurry and terror that you bit your tongue, young soldier?"

"A s-ssalamander, my liege! Salamander has sprung forth from earth and is destroying villages at the border with Satorias!" Courtiers murmur and few lecture them on Salamanders. You don't believe you've heard of these, so you turn to the Advisor.

"What is a Salamander?"

"A large, wingless lizard dwelling underground, my liege." The Advisor responds, stroking his beard thoughtfully. "They're mostly solitary creatures, but once upon last century, a seven of them laid waste to southern Satorias, until Palu of Coriano, the greatest lancer of the time, quested to slay them one by one."

"They breathe fire?"

"Some breathe fire, some poisonous vapors, some spit sulphuric bile, and some exhale a freezing mist. Their scales are as tough as steel, and their teeth can crunch bones with ease, and they gobble up livestock, children and maidens like breakfast." Your wife nearly faints hearing the description, so you wave at the Advisor.

"To the point; they can be killed, right?"

"Indeed, my liege. How should we attempt to do so?"

A) "Send my mighty Army to slay the big lizard!"
B) "Obviously, I take up lance and skewer the damn reptile myself!!
C) "Let's wait, maybe it will migrate to torment people of Satorias instead."
D) "We must find a Witch so that she uses her power to slay the beast!"
E) "Get me some adventurers, I'm sure there's some salamander-slayers for hire out there!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2320 on: January 02, 2020, 02:54:14 pm »

B think we can try subjugate them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2321 on: January 02, 2020, 02:57:38 pm »

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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2322 on: January 02, 2020, 03:11:35 pm »

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We are Matin the Fearsome. We have crushed two rebellions while outnumbered and fought with our troops on the frontline. We have personally slain members of an opposing house in 2-1 combat. We have gained the terror of traitors and the love of our people. We have fought on both sides of a war, and won. We have made orcs refuse to pay us because of how bad ass we are.

I think we can handle a mere lizard.

Besides, we're lucky and you have to remember that while this option is high-risk, it is also high-gain for a very good reason. How many other people can say that they personally killed a salamander? Not many, I would bet. Also, salamander cloak.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2323 on: January 02, 2020, 03:54:17 pm »

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We are Matin the Fearsome. We have crushed two rebellions while outnumbered and fought with our troops on the frontline. We have personally slain members of an opposing house in 2-1 combat. We have gained the terror of traitors and the love of our people. We have fought on both sides of a war, and won. We have made orcs refuse to pay us because of how bad ass we are.

I think we can handle a mere lizard.

Besides, we're lucky and you have to remember that while this option is high-risk, it is also high-gain for a very good reason. How many other people can say that they personally killed a salamander? Not many, I would bet. Also, salamander cloak.

Last time we fought a megabeast, we had an artifact sword and a laser horse, and still only managed a draw. Let's not throw this character away.

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« Reply #2324 on: January 02, 2020, 04:03:12 pm »

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