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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109157 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2295 on: December 30, 2019, 05:08:02 pm »

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Orcs, generally speaking, aren't very patient.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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« Reply #2296 on: December 30, 2019, 05:36:26 pm »

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« Reply #2297 on: December 30, 2019, 05:57:47 pm »

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« Reply #2298 on: December 30, 2019, 08:45:16 pm »

A I think we went into battle and fought and were mostly orcish a lot right?  Like enough so this isnt an assassination.

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« Reply #2299 on: December 30, 2019, 11:15:36 pm »

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« Reply #2300 on: December 30, 2019, 11:59:42 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2301 on: December 31, 2019, 01:02:46 am »

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I'm guessing he is going to say that his time with us is coming to an end, and wants money so that he can send us more Orcs when he goes home. Happened to the last guy we had who employed Orcs.
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« Reply #2302 on: December 31, 2019, 02:44:50 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2303 on: January 01, 2020, 12:02:51 pm »

You decide to meet with head of your Orcish bodyguards first.

He salutes you in the Orcish way.

"Greetings, master and King of Kastoria! We come here because soon it is the end of ten years in which we serve you."

"I know of this." You reply. "It's the same as with your predecessors."

"It is. But what is different this time is you've proven the worth of blood of Lycwl to us. If is agreement, when I return to homeland, I ask the elders that they send our sons and brothers to serve you for no money. Honor alone would be great reward for service to you, King of Kastoria. And as long as honorable and valiant your blood remains, we Orcs would serve it."

A) "It will be forever valiant and honorable, you can trust my descendants on that! And they shall reward your kind with honor and good fighting every time there's battle!"
B) "I am valiant indeed, but I cannot pledge for my sons and grandsons. Let's remain at our mercenary contract as it was, alright?"
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« Reply #2304 on: January 01, 2020, 12:19:18 pm »

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Imagine being so badass that orcs refuse your money because they feel that the honour of simply fighting for you is worth more.

As for our descendants, I am confident that there will always be a good fight for the orcs to take part in and that, even if we eventually get a ruler who isn't all that good, the tradition of the orc bodyguard will stick.
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« Reply #2305 on: January 01, 2020, 12:44:53 pm »

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« Reply #2306 on: January 01, 2020, 03:54:47 pm »

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« Reply #2307 on: January 01, 2020, 04:09:22 pm »

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« Reply #2308 on: January 01, 2020, 04:34:41 pm »

"I swear that this is true for my blood. Courage and honour flows through veins mine and theirs!"

"Good!" The orc grunts happily. "Then our brothers will be your brothers. Once I return to Rsa, I shall tell the elders that amongst human, you are the greatest."

A while later, you receive the letter and read it in your study.

'To King of Kastoria, my dear brother, Matin

Dear brother, I hope the letter finds you in better health and better situation than my home and my country is in currently. The Kingdom of Gellaine is making further trouble along the border with Maellia, and I fear that another war, perhaps a final one, will soon drench the Maellian plains in blood, with the proud banner of Gellaine fluttering over our ruined cities and mangled corpses.

My husband is bedridden, and my eldest, Franses has gone missing since last incident at the border; for him, I cannot do more than fear for the worst, and I sleep no hour at night from this.

Thusly, I fear for the future of me and my youngest son. Eruan is a scholar, not a fighter, and even the prospect of wielding a sword terrifies him. Yet as a true Mother, I love him dearly and attempt to set him for a prosperous life.

Dear brother, I ask you this, for I have reached this moment of desperation in whcih I cannot do naught but seek support of distant-living relative. Help us in any way you deem appropriate. Or, if you cannot, send the reply quickly, so at least I know where my hopes lie.

Your sister,
Ixara'


You decide to...

A) Write an apologetic reply, for you cannot help neither Ixara nor the Maellians.
B) Write a promise of sheltering her family, even if it means sending sodliers to retrieve them covertly.
C) Write a promise of opening talks with King Gwenhael of Gellaine, in hopes of preventing the war.
D) Write a promise of forging a relationship with the embattled Maellians, in hopes of reverting their fortunes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2309 on: January 01, 2020, 04:42:52 pm »

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