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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109319 times)

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #915 on: August 02, 2019, 02:59:37 am »

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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #916 on: August 02, 2019, 06:39:10 am »

lets try the religious route this time
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #917 on: August 03, 2019, 11:03:18 am »

You decide to spend several months at the Fatherly Keep.

414 AEC, Spring

As you're mostly a talker than a wise man, you chat and talk with the high clergy.

You learn many anecdotes as well as mythological stories about Father's Throne, Mother's Veil, the Firstborn, the Outcast, the Children, the Second Children, the Devouring of Seed, the Mad Apples, and the Corruption of Innocence.

414 AEC, Mid-Spring

A courier brings report from the palace; the usual trades this year were very unsuccessful, salt in particular.

You help with the early spring planting of plant seeds upon the Keep's sacred grounds.

414 AEC, Late Spring

Upon more talking with the celrgy, you're initiated into planetary conjunctions and the calendar of auspicious dates.

It seems that in about eight years, the stars and planets will be arranged as they were at The Birth Day of the Firstborn, which means a major festival for children will be held by the worshippers. It's a gift-giving ceremony for all the children, and noble men and women at that time often adopt children from orphanages or from impoverished houses, to raise as servants or squires, while some lucky and talented ones might be invested as heirs (sometimes nature is cruel, you know).

The astronomers are still working out the exact date.

414 AEC, Summer

You receive joyous news from the Palace via a royal courier!

Your wife Abene has given birth to another daughter! She named her Zuria, after a semi-legendary Kastorian princess from the 1st century.

From the talks with the returning missionaries and the high priests, you learn that there have been clashes between Familial, Doggan and Kattan worshippers in Gellaine and Maellia.

The dogmatic worshippers of Dogu adhere to strict principles of improving oneself by physical training, fasting, and creation of art. The pleasure-loving worshippers of Katte spend time on meditation, imbibing of fumes and wines, as well as creation of poetry, music, and preaching of boundless love (of all three Kinds) amongst the people. All these are in conflict with the family-centered, tradition-oriented principles of Father and Mother.

"The Katte are the worst. Instead of, at least hard-working like the Dogu, they waste time on frivolties. We must protect our families and our children from their vile influence." The High Priest's words bring out murmurs and nods of approval from the younger clerics.

"Your Majesty shares my opinion, of course?" The long-bearded man turns to you with a smile.

A) "Of course! Debauchery and laziness are the worst sins! Kattans are the worst adversaries of the Father and the Mother."
B) "Just because they take different approach on life, doesn't mean they're our enemies. In fact, I think we could learn from them."
C) "I'm not sure. Hard to make a learned opinion, for I have never met a Kattan worshipper in my life. There must be so few of them."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #918 on: August 03, 2019, 11:18:45 am »

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I feel like we're getting into a seriously charged topic here, and I don't know where the traps lie. It's time for some diplomatic wishy-washiness.
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« Reply #919 on: August 03, 2019, 11:34:43 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #920 on: August 03, 2019, 11:55:25 am »

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« Reply #921 on: August 03, 2019, 12:00:28 pm »

B Religious unity is better then strife, lets try that?

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« Reply #922 on: August 03, 2019, 12:04:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #923 on: August 03, 2019, 12:42:40 pm »

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we should support our main religion
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #924 on: August 03, 2019, 01:10:22 pm »

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« Reply #926 on: August 03, 2019, 01:23:23 pm »

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C and v are close together, I must have tapped v by accident. My post is fixed. Sorry
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« Reply #927 on: August 03, 2019, 01:57:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #928 on: August 03, 2019, 02:54:18 pm »

You tell him that, as a non-traveller, you can't really have an opinion on the Kattans. The old priest laughs.

"A wise choice of words! Wise choice of words indeed."

414 AEC, Midsummer

The ceremonial six-months period of your stay at the Fatherly Keep has ended.

The High Priest of the Father approaches you and bows his head.

"Your tenure at the Fatherly Keep has ended, your excellency. However, per custom and tradition, we offer you an early retirement. Your children are strong and your wife capable of running the household. You could join us permamently, and live out the rest of your life, learning the holy scriptures and becoming closer to the Father himself."

A) "This is a good offer. I shall retire, and become an enlightened one!"*
B) "Alas, I can't. I must return to my old duties in my palace."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #929 on: August 03, 2019, 02:56:11 pm »

...Huh.
I guess my biggest question is: do we get to play as another member of the family if we retire Lycwl?
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