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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109203 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #210 on: June 04, 2019, 08:00:03 pm »

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King Zultan

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« Reply #211 on: June 05, 2019, 03:29:34 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #212 on: June 05, 2019, 03:35:25 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #213 on: June 05, 2019, 03:52:18 am »

//Why nobody told me that the dates are wrong again XV

You decide to spend the money you have on festivities, to distract the peasantry from your mistakes.

403 AEC, Spring

The caravans from Xane-Peon are here!

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Salt barely pays for itself, but the fabrics from the west have seemingly gained quite a few connoiseurs, and the profits from selling the clothes are greater than last year!

403 AEC, Summer

Still, the money doesn't stay in your Treasury for long, and is sent as tribute to Satorias, Maestrimar and Albarra.

403 AEC, Autumn

"A Hydra!?" The peasant smooches the floor as you yell at him.

"Aye, m'lord! A vile, monstrous, seven-headed monster has left the Forest of Ancestors, stomping through our village, gulping down sheep and maiden alike! Then it spit brimstone and flames, setting our homes aflame and reducing them to cinders. Please my liege, save us from the monster!" Many of your courtiers groan and cry. There is possibly no worse time for such a megabeast to appear.

A) Desperate times call for desperate measures. We must find a traveling Witch, and fast!
B) It will feed for a while and then stomp back to the forest, we just gotta wait.
C) Our might Army will march forth, and, with numbers and strength, kill the monster!
D) I shall hire some lvl30+ adventurers to deal with the Hydra.
E) Give me my sword and my shield, and I shall personally slay the vile beast!!
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Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #214 on: June 05, 2019, 04:05:23 am »

A. We can't afford anything else
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #215 on: June 05, 2019, 04:24:47 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

TankKit

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« Reply #216 on: June 05, 2019, 04:26:58 am »

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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #217 on: June 05, 2019, 04:43:52 am »

You tell the courtiers to find a Witch. They gasp and murmur as the Advisor quickly approaches your throne.

"My liege! Witches are evil, deplorable beings of fickle nature! How can we trust that after she performs the deal, she will not request our deaths, or something even worse, as payment!"

A) "A Witch is needed - we have no other alternative! Find one!"
B) "You are right, we're not that desperate. How about..." (pick one of options in previous post)
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #218 on: June 05, 2019, 06:22:08 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #219 on: June 05, 2019, 06:38:45 am »

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We aren't a massive Empire anymore. Pride is expensive.
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« Reply #220 on: June 05, 2019, 06:58:44 am »

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« Reply #221 on: June 05, 2019, 07:06:52 am »

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TankKit

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« Reply #222 on: June 05, 2019, 08:56:42 am »

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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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« Reply #223 on: June 05, 2019, 09:03:27 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #224 on: June 05, 2019, 09:07:32 am »

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It's not like we have any babys to give her, so what can she take?
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BIRDS.

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