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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109196 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #195 on: June 04, 2019, 11:21:50 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #196 on: June 04, 2019, 12:20:24 pm »

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Welp, we failed.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #197 on: June 04, 2019, 01:34:50 pm »

The envoy, followed by twenty guards, proudly stomp into your throne room, announcing themselves in the most pompous way - that being trumpeting several trumpets inside the hall.

"Greetings, King Lycwl of Kastoria! My lord and master, the Invicible King Xon III of Satorias, Liberator of Albarrans and Conqueror of Evil, has agreed to give you peace on these terms." He pulls out a scroll from within his robes, opens it, and begins to read.

"Kingdom of Kastoria needs to be punished accordingly, so sayeth I, King Xon III, Sovereign of Satorias. Firstly, the Treasury of Kingdom of Kastoria will pay annual tribute to Kings of Maestrimar for the upcoming five years, and to Kings of Satorias for the next ten years. Furthermore, peoples of Albarra will be given freedom, and shall also be tributed Kastorian money for the upcoming ten years." Your courtiers gasp and murmur, and some weep openly into their sleeves.

You stir and prepare to speak to the envoy, but he doesn't even pause for a second before continuing:

"King Lycwl of Kastoria is not given the priviledge of negotiations this time, so says our ever-victorious master, King Xon III of Satorias. Your only choices is to accept these terms, or remain stubborn and foolish, in which case King Xon III shal conclude peace with your subjects upon ruins of this castle and over your dead body, in the coming years." He folds the scroll, looks around the hall, and then back at you.

"What say you, King Lycwl? Do you accept these terms, so that your people might finally enjoy peace, or reject them, and condemn your domain to further ruin and devastation?"

A) "Aye, I accept."
B) "I reject!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #198 on: June 04, 2019, 02:04:30 pm »

A, RIP our once great economy.
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« Reply #199 on: June 04, 2019, 02:14:55 pm »

I feel like we lose either way, we'll have to roll perfectly on both trade deals for the next five years or something.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #200 on: June 04, 2019, 02:24:10 pm »

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We shouldn't have gotten into war in the first place
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #201 on: June 04, 2019, 02:28:54 pm »

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fuck it. Let's go out in a blaze of glory.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #202 on: June 04, 2019, 02:34:27 pm »

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fuck it. Let's go out in a blaze of glory.
Not as much glory if the pile of corpses is of our own men.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #203 on: June 04, 2019, 03:45:30 pm »

A RIP Kastoria, we're going to die in a rebellion.
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« Reply #204 on: June 04, 2019, 04:10:51 pm »

You sigh, and accept the terms. Copies are provided for your court, as well as the governor of Albarra and the King of Maestrimar.

The envoys leave, their trumpets pompously - and loudly - declaring the victory of Kingdom of Satorias over yours.

402 AEC, Summer

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The fighting in northwest took several weeks, before the rebels-turned-loyalists finally won the struggle. Although Eugo Saltazar is reported to have fled to the northernly Kingdom of Maelia, most of the peasant rabble dispersed and the ringleaders were captured and executed.

402 AEC, Winter

As the relatively mild winter begins with some rain and cold breezes, you decide to take your mind off the reports of civil disobedience and terrible economic forecasts.

You end up getting a map of the region along with a book of heraldry. Might as well indulge in some lore-reading.

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Spoiler: Coats of Arms (click to show/hide)

402 AEC, End of the Year

"Everything is fine." You mumble-grumble to yourself as the Advisor bows before you and spreads the Scrolls of Kingdom Status on the desk.

Happiness: 2
Population: 3
Economy: 4
Army: 1
*Navy: 0

Absolutely nothing is fine.

"My liege." The Advisor begins, clearly unsure what to say. "It has been the worst year in Kastorian history in the past decade, if not a generation. Although our monetary wealth amounts to something, we have tributes to pay in the coming year."

"I did not forget that." The Advisor nods.

"Still, we have money now, and ton of problems that this money could alleviate."

A) "Indeed. Toss it at the peasants so that they mellow out."
B) "We're not spending a single coin!"
C) "Indeed. Toss it at foreigners so bolster our Army's numbers."
D) "Indeed. Toss it at our shipwrights, we need new ships."
« Last Edit: June 05, 2019, 03:43:34 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #205 on: June 04, 2019, 04:16:17 pm »

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We needn't another revolt
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #206 on: June 04, 2019, 04:20:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #207 on: June 04, 2019, 04:40:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #208 on: June 04, 2019, 04:49:48 pm »

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Everything will be fine... we will just need to find a massive stockpile of castor beans and then everything will be fine...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #209 on: June 04, 2019, 07:14:02 pm »

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If we poison everyone, then there won't be anymore problems. Then all of the peasants money will be ours.
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