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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109216 times)

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #240 on: June 07, 2019, 03:17:09 am »

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King Zultan

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« Reply #241 on: June 07, 2019, 04:52:21 am »

B It might be a bad idea to say anything she wants, but lets hope its something reasonable.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #242 on: June 07, 2019, 08:34:50 am »

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« Reply #243 on: June 07, 2019, 10:28:24 am »

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« Reply #244 on: June 07, 2019, 02:39:32 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #245 on: June 07, 2019, 03:04:11 pm »

You agree not to pry further.

"Then a deal has been reached." The woman turns around and slowly walks out of the throne room.

403 AEC, Mid-Autumn

Incredible news arrive from the northlands! The Witch that you've hired appeared before the monstrous Hydra one noon, and as the peasants put it, "day became night and rain became fog." Then seven thunders came from the clouds, splitting open each of Hydra's seven heads simultaneously. The reptile was dead within seconds.

Three days later, in the same way as before, the Witch appears at your court, and the guards let her inside your throne room.

"I have fulfilled my part of the deal. The Hydra is no more." She places her hands on her voluptous hips.

"The payment I shall take from you is the flesh and blood of your firstborn son." The courtiers gasp and yell angrily as your wife collapses to your knees.

"Your Majesty, please don't allow her!" She begs as you gaze at the Witch - for as far as you know, neither you have any children, nor your wife is pregnant at the moment.

One way or another, your part of the deal must be fulfilled. You decide to...

A) Haggle with the Witch.
B) Accept the Witch's demand.
C) Order the guards to kick the Witch out.
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« Reply #246 on: June 07, 2019, 03:16:44 pm »

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« Reply #247 on: June 07, 2019, 03:57:26 pm »

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« Reply #248 on: June 07, 2019, 04:18:12 pm »

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« Reply #249 on: June 07, 2019, 04:53:49 pm »

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« Reply #250 on: June 07, 2019, 10:05:19 pm »

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« Reply #251 on: June 08, 2019, 01:48:20 am »

B, I have a cunning plan...
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #252 on: June 08, 2019, 02:24:20 am »

B We can just make lots of kids and forget about giving one away.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #253 on: June 08, 2019, 02:40:40 am »

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What if we find someone we hate and seduce them? That could be pretty funny.
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« Reply #254 on: June 08, 2019, 03:27:36 am »

You agree to the payment, and the Witch leaves.

Courtiers mumble, grumble and argue, while your guards pry your bawling wife from your legs and help her out of the view and into her chambers.

403 AEC, Winter

The western cities are aflame, the distressed messenger reports to you.

Unlike the rebellion earlier, the rioting mobs of angry peasants are beating up noblemen and royal officials alike (with special attention being given, of course, to the tax collectors). Several dozen casaulties have been reported so far, and few city mayors are obviously unable to keep the angry peasantry in check. They ask the Crown for immediate assistance.

A) I'm sure they can all manage on their own.
B) I will send them gold so they can bolster the city guards with some mercenaries.
C) I will send our royal and brave Army to bring peace and stability to the cities.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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