Turn 15Call the other three children I have to come to pick us up. Big stone one, stealthy one, girl one and other girl one that's blue but isn't my favorite daughter.
6You open a comm channel to your other children and call for a pickup.
Sanctuary II enters the system and beings floating toward you. Your blue daughter calls you and informs you that the Bazaar is hailing the ship and demanding that it leave or be fired upon. Apparently, their records indicate that the owner of this vessel is wanted on numerous counts of genocide and war crimes.
Use that milk I bought last turn, and complete the summoning of the Seven (the remaining ones which are currently devouring hell, Five is already here).
3Gnaw the universe
5+1You use a bit of your chupacabra milk to summon the next of the Seven. Four of Seven emerges from a portal. He and Five chew on reality more quickly, opening white cracks in the sky.
AMPLIFY this sound wave through the wall mounted communications device to broadcast it across bazaar and our space ship, JANITOR WILL NOT ESCAPE THE MUSIC OF MANKIND DOMINANCE
3Don’t allow this. Like, just shut off the comms systems while he’s attempting it.
2 vs 4Boris cracks open the case around the weapon. Inside is an
extremely primitive tape recording. Boris shoves it into a backwards compatibility port on a terminal and prepares his attack. Delta notices the theft of the device and the impeding mass murder, decides to stop him. The two engage in a hacking duel. Boris wins, and plays the tape. A woman's voice croons the word "
....youuu!!!!" before the tape cuts off. With an irritating squeal and whirring noise, the tape rewinds. Apparently, whoever last deployed the weapon neglected to be kind and rewind.
(Init:T'zzz, GiantDad, Joshua, Delta.)
Use my cyborg parts to hack into the robots and make them believe that this two person (Giant dad and Joshua) are foxes and start a hunt.
3Slice T'zzz in half by slicing him with a vertical upward strike.
1+1 vs 6Apprehend the janitor.
6 vs 2Send the securitybots to the origin of the thud.
As a side note, is the worry over this shirt in response to relationship between “redshirts” and death, or something more sinister? If it’s just the former, then, well, it’s not like that body actually is me. It can be destroyed and then the only thing I need to do is get a different one.
(I took the first option as implying you still wanted to arrest T'zzz. Also, it's the former.)
6, 3-1 vs 1As everyone recovers from the mass accidental headbutt, T'zzz uses a mechanical tendril to re-hack the resurrected and dapper Roombas alongside their new foxhunting acquaintances. He uploads a virus that convinces them that Joshua and GiantDad are foxes in need of hunting. The robots jump into right into action and begin the hunt by lighting up cigars and telling each other about the wondrous hunt they are about to partake in. Joshua and GiantDad have mere hours to prepare for the attack.
On a more immediate timescale, GiantDad charges T'zzz. T'zzz wraps around the sword blow and swings GiantDad aisde. T'zzz watches with satisfaction as GiantDad stumbles. This instant of distraction gives Joshua an opportunity to jump T'zzz and grapple him. T'zzz tries to toss Joshua off, but then the securitybots march in. They struggle to coordinate with Joshua, but in the end they subdue T'zzz and detain him. The robots capture T'zzz and administer a mild sedative since he is naturally immune to handcuffs or other more conventional methods of restraint. The robots await the officer's decision.
Grab the death ray that I dropped, then beam my self back to the ship and get my spare DNA that I have just in case I lose my DNA, then put the DNA inside me.
(I just want to say, having a complete set of
spare DNA is just a hilariously brilliant solution to me. I wish I could give you an auto-5 for it, but that wouldn't feel right.)
3Your death ray is missing, but you beam back to the ship and shove all your spare DNA back into your body before the fatal effects of DNA deficiency can set in.
See if there are any grants I can make use of to regain my money. Also,locate the captain and inform them that the ship is destined to be the queens new flagship
6You check the books and find a deal from a certain "L. Cypher" offering wealth and power in exchange for a small favor sometime in the future. You also call up Cap'n Crunch, but you find that he has been mysteriously absent since the Moloko docked at the repair station.
Well, there goes my plan.
Run to whatever place in here has lots of spare metal and machines, and construct a mass-cloning machine, which can use the Ship’s pre-existing data-banks for DNA. Then, construct a teleporter, rigged to teleport anything that comes put of thw mass-cloning machine to a random place of the ship. Activate blth, set the Cloning machine to Cow, and press go.
6You build a mass-cloning machine and randomized teleporter out of a box of scraps and set the dial. The dial spins rapidly, ultimately finishing with a mechanical "The Cow says" followed by a grunting noise. The room you are in fills up with wildebeest cows that almost immediately begin stampeding out of the room.
Silence: Gives a thumbs up
Silence: Starts a epic training montage with Douge to help him defeat Thainos!
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The Moloko has completed its repairs, aside from a herd of wildebeest stampeding through the lower decks.