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Author Topic: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!  (Read 34420 times)

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2019, 05:51:55 pm »
Use my blood to summon the great Gold Dragon to fight the Pink one. Accordibg to color rankings he should be stronger.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2019, 06:09:59 pm »
Time for new plan. Find and steal a Pink Dragon egg.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2019, 06:36:23 pm »
Screw it, let's mess some things up.
Locate a Dark Teal dragon egg, to better compliment the Pink dragon.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2019, 07:18:31 pm »
>Give the Purple Cybernetic Worm a healthbar. As for myself, obtain a minigun but with a catch. Normally, when you pull a minigun (or any other non-shotgun firearm for that matter), only one bullet comes out. There's nothing stopping me from having all bullets in the minigun's belt fire at once. But I'll need to make those several hundred rounds count.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2019, 08:44:44 pm »
Quote from: Pink Dragon
I incinerate these fools with my Fire Breath!

Roll 4: You exhale deadly flames. Its a bad time to try to hit you in the head with melee attack!

Quote from: methylatedspirit on February 21, 2019, 05:41:18 pm
Stab the dragon repeatedly in the closest foot with a sharpened flathead screwdriver.

Roll 6: A Pink Dragon is a fearsome enemy, so you prepared as best as you could. By which I mean you brought along a screwdriver AND you sharpened it! You stab at the dragon a few times. The first few stabs don't seem to do anything, but then you get your screwdriver underneath one of the dragon's nails! With a bit of work you manage to inflict 50 damage!

Quote from: Tymewalk on February 21, 2019, 05:48:55 pm
Scream "LEEEEROOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS" as loud as I can and sucker punch the dragon right in the face.

Roll 6: You go to punch the Pink Dragon in the face. As you leap up to strike it, the dragon is breathing deadly flames! You are so determined however, that you do a cool flip to evade the attack and punch it really hard in the face to deal 40 damage!

Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on February 21, 2019, 05:51:55 pm
Use my blood to summon the great Gold Dragon to fight the Pink one. Accordibg to color rankings he should be stronger.

Roll 4: You summon a Gold-colored Komodo dragon to assist you!

Quote from: dragonman7887 on February 21, 2019, 06:09:59 pm
Time for new plan. Find and steal a Pink Dragon egg.

Roll 5: You run deeper into the cave and manage to find a Pink Dragon egg! Are you sure that's wise?

Quote from: KitRougard on February 21, 2019, 06:36:23 pm
Screw it, let's mess some things up.
Locate a Dark Teal dragon egg, to better compliment the Pink dragon.

Roll 6: You go deeper into the cave and manage to find a Pink Dragon egg. Luckily, you also just happened to find a paintbrush and a can of Dark Teal paint, which you promptly use to turn the Pink Dragon egg into a Dark Teal Dragon Egg that might actually hatch into a Dark Teal Dragon!

Quote from: 0cra_tr0pen on February 21, 2019, 07:18:31 pm
>Give the Purple Cybernetic Worm a healthbar. As for myself, obtain a minigun but with a catch. Normally, when you pull a minigun (or any other non-shotgun firearm for that matter), only one bullet comes out. There's nothing stopping me from having all bullets in the minigun's belt fire at once. But I'll need to make those several hundred rounds count.

Roll 2: You go to give the Purple Cybernetic Worm a healthbar, but a gout of dragonfire rushing by forces you to stop in your tracks! To make matters worse, you weren't able to find a minigun shotgun things just laying around! What kind of two-bit cave is this?

Quote from: Purple Cybernetic Worm
Look for robotic mushrooms or something to eat

Roll 5: You find and consume some robotic mushrooms to heal yourself!

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« Last Edit: February 22, 2019, 06:14:38 pm by Supernerd »
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2019, 08:48:14 pm »
Now, I'm no fool, and I know that Dark Teal Dragons are the perfect teammate to a Pink Dragon, so I snuggle up next to the Pink Dragon, egg in hands, hoping it recognizes me as an ally.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2019, 08:50:43 pm by KitRougard »
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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2019, 09:09:06 pm »
Have my Komodo bite Pinkie to inflict some poison damage!
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2019, 09:18:47 pm »
drop my collection of anvils in top of the dragon
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2019, 09:35:47 pm »
Have my drunk guy attack the dragon, while I go recruit a recruiter.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2019, 09:37:25 pm »
“Your pathetic anvil magic BETRAYS YOU!”
Reverse the gravity on all anvils, causing them to float off into space and hit ziizo on the way out. no cheesing the boss!
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2019, 11:41:37 pm »
Search for screws on the dragon's foot. If present, loosen them, if not, keep stabbing the foot, applying a twisting motion while pulling the screwdriver out.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2019, 12:09:57 am »
BE
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2019, 04:32:40 am »
Get a bigger gun and shoot the dragon, if I can't find a bigger one just shoot it with the one I already have.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2019, 05:17:59 am »
Climb to the cavern ceiling and try and knock some stalactites directly above the Pink Dragon.
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Re: Roll to Slay the Pink Dragon!
« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2019, 08:05:54 am »
Hatch the Pink Dragon egg in a secluded area, away from the Pink Dragon.
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