No Action
Roll 2: This roll is generally a fail, but you don't need to roll particularly well to just stand around drooling.
Shoot it with a gun.
Roll 3: You whip out your gun and take a shot at the
Pink Dragon The bullet fails to pierce its tough scales and you only inflict 5 damage.
GO FIND THE BRIEFCASE STASHED NEARBY FOR ME BY THE ICA (INTERNATIONAL CONTRACT AGENCY), OPEN IT AND BEGIN ASSEMBLING THE SNIPER RIFLE WITHIN
Roll 6: You take the parts from your case and assemble your sniper rifle. Then you take the case itself and use that to craft a second sniper rifle!
Charge into it.
Roll 4: You just sort of charge at the
Pink Dragon. Bonk! That is the sound of you running into one of the dragon's legs. This didn't actually hurt the dragon, but you got into melee range.
Drive my plane above the dragon and drop a piano on top of it.
Roll 5: You get into your plane and take off. As it turns out, the
Pink Dragon is inside of a cave; but the cave is so big you can still fly your plane into it! The piano crashes into the
Pink Dragon's head to inflict 35 damage!
>Turn the dragon into a really large and long purple cybernetic worm. Watch as !!FUN!! ensues while I sit back.
Roll 3: You tell the
Pink Dragon to turn around. It only turns its head and notices the nearby purple cybernetic worm.
Following the instructions from the renowned guidebook ,"How to Train Your (Pink) Dragon", I tame the dragon.
Roll 1: You take out your book and start to read it. Page one says "For the love of god, don't try to tame a
Pink Dragon while people are actively trying to slay it. If the
Pink Dragon sees you while people are trying to slay it, it will never listen to you even if you try again in the future."
Oh, and the
Pink Dragon is looking right at you. Oops.
Punch it with my teeth.
Roll 3: You try to punch the
Pink Dragon with your teeth, which I guess is sort of like a headbutt with your mouth? You inflict 4 damage to the dragon, and now your teeth hurt.
Use cool martial arts to break it's teeth
Roll 4: You do some kind of spinning flying kick or something and kick at the
Pink Dragon's head. You inflict 11 damage, and only manage to sort of chip its teeth.
break the fourth wall, thereby exposing the framework of the RTD and changing the area to forum thread of roll to Slay the Pink Dragon! Within the Theoretically infinite Roll to Dodge board of the 12th Bay!
Roll 4: Okay? But that doesn't actually change anything, fourth wall or not.
Gather an army to fight the dragon.
Roll 3: You aren't very persuasive, but you do manage to convince a particularly drunk guy to help you out.
I kill these insolent intruders with my claws
Roll 1: You miss, and end up hitting the Cybernetic Purple Worm instead. You get splashed by battery stomach acid or something and take 10 damage!
King Zultan: Has a gun
Yoink: In posession of 2 sniper rifles
ziizo: Is in a plane
MonkeyMarkMario: Has some drunk guy as an ally.
Injured Cybernetic Purple Worm
Pink Dragon: 4935/5000 HP.
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