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[Pancaek]

Focus real hard and imagine myself holding a tranquilizer rifle loaded with tranq rounds strong enough to put a particularely large elephant to sleep. Just, like, super strong.
Do this in an attempt to will such a thing into existence.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Paganini Scrum[/b]
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.

After spending a mission as the EdPC, he now has a cyborg octopus body. Matte black and stands (slithers?) at about chest height

Life: d8
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die current mag)

Stats: Octobody
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d12
Fate: d6

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d10
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d12
Technology:d12
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit (pushbot)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 spare Magazines (d4 use die) (pushbot)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
OMNITECH cognition copier
OMNITECH Microwave Gun (d6 + d12 tech skill. No use die.)


Toolbox (3 charges)
Fancy multitool: at least screwdrivers and a welding tool
3 Small camera drones that can fly and stick to walls
OMNITECH Magic 888-ball

OCTOBODY: About chest height, matte black. Has suckers on the 8 tentacles that allow sticking to surfaces, along with optical camouflage.
- OMNITECH Reactive Personal Shield generator (d8 protection but has d4 use die. Recharges between missions)
- OMNITECH Negotiation enhancer (A built in lie detector that will alert the user when someone is being untruthful around them.)
- OMNITECH Voice manipulator (Allows the user to modulate and adjust their voice manually or to copy a voice they have a sample of)
- OMNI-scient Network observer (A police scanner like device for the OMNI-scient network)
- Sensor suite: Stuff like infrared, heat, zoom, etc. Basically very fancy eyes.

60 OMNIBUX

Pushbot stats:
Skills:
Guns: d8
Melee: d8
all others: d6

stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

[Devastator]

Help Bob imagine a portal.  Grab a rocket launcher, on general principles.  Don't go through the portal myself.

Spoiler: Summer (click to show/hide)

Name: Summer
Physical Description: Batlike young woman with giant membranous wings in place of arms.  Long black hair.  About the size of a flying fox.
Background: Former sales pool worker who decided to throw away a promising career of forty years of utter drudgery for a much more exciting opportunity.

Life: d12 Force Field.  Also stimmed
Attack: d2 unarmed, d4 generic pistol

Stats:
Strength: d4?
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status:
Flying fox sized.  May be stronger than normal.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
Painkillers. d6 use die.
Stimulants, 3x
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator.
Foam Grenade d12
EMP Grenade d20, electronics
Giant spike, chained, eventually, to an iron maiden which is currently in the hands of Yagyu.

Toolkit (2 charges)

VR Robot Control program. (Can control a single ordinary robot through the VR headset without tech rolls, as if it was Summer's body.  Skills may only be used if robot has appropriate appendages.  Can be used to control different kinds of robots, but only one at a time.)

Stowed:
Radio earbuds with text-to-speech function.
Shock collar with quantum entanglement system.
Sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Sensory (click to show/hide)

Sight: Normal
Smell: Normal
Hearing: Normal
Taste: Normal
Touch: Normal

No suit.

[heydude6]

Since my destination has just been eaten by a gator, go back to the ground and send a radio message to my teammates and ask them if they're okay. Then try to see if I can convert my Portal gun portal into a portal back into the real world. TEST it with a drone, not my own person!

"Uhh, I don't know if I'm just seeing things, but I think the gator just ate the floating island and possibly Mr Friend. Can anyone who was on the island confirm if they're inside the digestive track of an alligator. Anyone!?"

Spoiler: Baldwin Reborn (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Baldwin
Physical Description: A tall, pale, and thin man with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. You'd almost mistake him for a hippy if it weren't for how well-groomed he was. His hair has a shine to it that one could only get from the most expensive of shampoos and conditioner, while his complexion is flawless. No one knows where he gets his personal hygiene products from.

Also has blood wings (tucked in) and a blood halo now...

Background:  In a past life, Robert was a nature-loving hippy who abandoned his passion for cold-hard cash. Now a shameless capitalist, he thought up many money-making schemes as an occultist at OMMNI, but he encountered failure after failure before meeting his end within the SAM hivemind. Somehow he managed to make it back, but it's hard to gauge how much of his old personality is still intact.

Before even this, Robert had been a famous architect who distinguished himself with his avant garde designs. Life was good for the young upstart, until his preference for beauty over practicality caught up with him.

His biggest achievement, the Sierra Space Resort was a massive space station meant to house the wealthiest of space tourists. Modelled after a dance device from a bygone era, the station was a giant ball covered almost entirely in mirrors. It would reflect the light of a local star and spread it throughout the cosmos, broadcasting its brilliance to anyone in the solar system. This gave it the nickname the "Dazzle Star".

Though the clientele loved it, locals would get very pissed whenever the D-Star touched down in their corner of space. The reflected sunlight wreaked havoc on nearby planets, starting wildfires and even boiling oceans. Eventually enough people got mad and banded together to form a rebellion. The station was not designed to defend against such attacks and was quickly blown up, along with all the upper-classmen inside it.

Someone had to pay for that bloodshed, so Robert ended up facing the suit's wrath. As punishment he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years. Long enough to go out of style.

After serving his sentence, Baldwin applied for a job at OMNI, but the suits confused his unusual floorplans for diagrams of summoning circles. Robert was hired on the spot, but it was only during his second week of basic training did he realize that he may not have gotten the job he was looking for...

And you know the rest.

Life: 2d6 (OMNITECH Jumpsuit)
Attack: d? ranged (Fragile Darkness)
d2 fists

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d12
Speech: d6

Status: Pain Receptors: off

Sight: Not blindfolded
Smell: Nose plugs
Hearing: Text-to-speech earbuds
Taste: Normal
Touch: No Pain receptors, otherwise normal.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
     The standard OMNITECH jumpsuit. Covers everything but the head, hands, and feet. Stain resistant, waterproof, breathable, light, and overall comfortable as everyday wear. Offers no protection against anything more dangerous than a spilled cup of coffee.  Has the employee’s name stenciled on the back like a sports jersey.  This one is Black and has a smaller “OCCULT” stenciled across the right side of the chest, just under the collar bone.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
     One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. The Generic Personal Sidearm is a handgun as drawn by a 9 year old; A gray rectangle with a gray rectangle grip and a trigger that looks more like a light switch with a trigger guard that looks like an allen wrench. It is uncomfortable, unappealing, and very clearly designed by the lowest bidder, but can effectively put .45 slugs into targets.
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
    OMNITECH Containment pods resemble a clear tube held in between two large metal ends with long rods forming a cage and reinforcing structure around the tube.  One of the metal ends has an iris design to allow it to open and allow a sample in before clamping shut. Though the tubes look to be glass they are a multilayer reinforced acrylic that is remarkably strong and non-reactive.
OMNITECH Null-Rod
    The Null-rod is a collapsible rod made of the same non-reactive acrylic as the inner lining of the containment pods. Used by Cultists for the investigative prodding and poking of things that look dangerous.


OMNITECH Jumpsuit (2d6 life, rocket packs for jumping, flight,etc.)

OMNITECH Placed charge (Demo pack, with remote, 3d10 damage, single use)

OMNITECH EMP grenade (d20 damage, only effects electronics. Single use)

OMNITECH Cognition Copier

The Artifact Occult gun "Fragile Darkness"
An enigmatic artifact recovered from the Detroit anomaly zone. Seems powerful.

"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines, one empty magazine)
May spell the death of me....

[NAME WITHHELD FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS]
Some sort of portal gun

Gentleman's Pipe
    This isn't a pipe. This is a text-based description of a pipe. And also a pipe.
Octarine Tobacco
   An ancient plant from 200 years ago. Used to be all the rage among people with "alternative" lifestyles, but it fell out of style once corporations began selling it legally. Turns out that once the man was in on it, nobody wanted to buy it anymore. By now it would be extinct if it weren't for the single potted plant in Baldwin's room. In the end, Baldwin was a sellout.
Idea Tube
   An old treasure from a past life. Even back then everything was done in CAD, but Baldwin always wanted to stand out. He drew his designs by hand and would store them here for safe keeping along with spare paper and writing tools. This created a tempting prize for any aspiring paparazzi, which lead to him being frequently covered in various magazines. He owes his career to those guys.

Good OMNITECH fishing rod

Some guy's wallet

Some guy's crumpled piece of paper.

A prospector's watch
It's got sensors and shit that detects anomalies. Allegedly ceases to function deeper into the zone

Military grade Electronic Binoculars.
Useful for scouting

OMNITECH Full Body Bio-prosthetic Clone

Money: 121 OMNI, 147 Megabucks.

[King Zultan]

"Wait the gator ate the island, damn it I should have been paying more attention to the sky guess I'll just keep going as I was."

[syvarris]

Be evasive/defensive while ranting to Derp.  An immediate attack isn't needed; rant and build up into a foaming, all consuming rage.

"See this, Derp?!"  Wilfred shouts, holding his arms out wide, the bone golem below him mimicking the motion.  "See ME?"

"I have changed so much since I first heard of you!  I've died, over and over again!  I've shifted forms!  I've become a god!  But there has been one thing I have held at my core since I was told of your existence, Derp!"

Wilfred clenches both of his fists together, his cat ears folding back and his sharp teeth gnashing.  He visibly vibrates with rage as he screams.  "Pain!  YOUR pain!  I know what you are, a monstrous concept, a virus, a filthy infection!  But you know what I am?  I am hatred incarnate!  Every fiber of my being is dedicated to your pain and suffering!  You will scream and writhe!  I brought you here--ME!--so that you would suffer the entirety of the torment this world is made from!"

Reach out to the pain dimension.  Every part of it.  Every mind and sensation in this horrible place.  Send a signal, a single clear and pure emotion:

"FUCK YOU, DERP!  WRITHE AND DIE IN ABSOLUTE AGONY!"

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: An exaggerated eight-foot tall linebacker-shaped machine constructed out of slabs of white metallo-ceramic armor, laid atop a barely visible metallic undercarriage.  Its legs are stumpy compared to its arms, with a bulbous body due to the double rocket jump pack embedded between its shoulders.

Inside, he is an upsettingly poorly clothed buff catgirl.  Who still sounds identical to Wil Wheaton.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wil Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other six, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Class 02 weapon of mass destruction. (Always starts missions with a cognition copier)
Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: 2d8 Hardsuit] 1d4?
Attack: 4d4 Acidthrower

Stats:
Str 1d6
Dex 1d8
Spd 1d8
End 1d10
Wil 1d12
Kno 1d6 1d12 Subspace Library
Fte 1d12

Skills:

Mel d4
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d12
Med d4
Occ d12
Spc d4

Status: Drunk!

Inventory:
OMNITECH Cognition Copier (equipped)

TTS Earplugs
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) (Three d4 magazines)

Carried by Bonem, Bone Golem:
SMASHED: OMNITECH Hardsuit (2d8 life, d8 jumpjets)
---Can skim on smaller rockets
---Built in binocular view

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly"
Anomaly detection watch
Hacked observation drone from Detroit
Psychometric Reconstructor (Occult tool)
Subspace Library Search Engine (Replaces know with tech)
Spiderbot
Glowsticks
Glow spraypaint
2x Nutrient paste
Transient psychokinetic stim
2x Euphoria generator grenades
Placed charge
Jerry can of monkey pump alcohol
Shock collar.  Should've made a doggirl body, not a catgirl body.

Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6)
2x Smiles Rifles (d6 ranged attack) and 5 magazines (all d6)


Fragile Darkness artifact gun () (Given to Baldwin)
"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines) (Given to Baldwin)

Money: 150

Disasters caused:
--Attacked a ghost god and maybe accidentally broke the barrier between ghosts and reality, I've never understood what happened there.
--Opened a portal to HELL during the Derp mission, between that and... other actions, directly caused the deaths of six or seven teammates?  Didn't kill Derp, which could be considered to be a disaster!
--Accidentally destroyed a hospital and army with a ghost nuke and a fifteen story tall skeleton kaiju.  Murdered or destroyed almost everyone and everything with significant details about our mission goal.  Later animated a good chunk of a dead city into a colossal mecha in order to fight a former teammate who went full evangelion.  Generally killed a lot of civilian NPCs, but the only PC kill definitely deserved it!
--Gave Derp control of the pain dimension while trying to get him tortured.  Caused the executions of almost all our supervisors.  Wasn't specifically punished, somehow.

Spoiler: Mission Achievements (click to show/hide)

Helped cripple big pain elemental.
Caught and threw back a giant bone projectile that was going to crush the team
Threw Bob jaw-first into a pain-elemental's face.  Was this particularly useful?  Nah.  Was it totally fucking awesome?  Yes.
Got killed by a giant fist along with Kora, thus teaching the team that death is not permanent in this place.
Carried himself and a couple others up to Derp's pleasure palace, aboard a reanimated bone golem named Bonem.

[Fluffe9911]

"...Well honestly shouldn't of expected much else. Wait where di- Agh not again!"

Grab my incompetent mind lawyer who is also a bear for some reason and catch up with the current reality where everyone else is at. Also while im at it eat some metaphysical saltine crackers to calm my nerves.

Spoiler:  Jack Blackwater (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack Blackwater
Physical Description: A average built jittery man with curled up short black hair and blue eyes who looks like he drinks way too much coffee.
Background: Jack was a security guard who by one day stumbling upon access to hidden cameras over the past couple weeks (but it feels like years) have been secretly watching the "MOOK Squad" through almost each and every one of their missions to date from unfortunate warp travel accidents to attempted ape murder Jack has seen it all with popcorn in hand. Of course nothing good last forever and the guys above eventually caught onto Jacks snooping but rather than "Firing" him it was decided that he would be transferred to work for the "MOOK Squad"... indefinitely.
Class: Security
Life: OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
Attack: OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) / OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d6
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d12
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d6
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d4
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
    A set of all gray body armor notable for its heavy chest and back plates, spherical pauldrons, articulated gauntlets and face obscuring helmet. Has “SECURITY” stenciled across the front and a big OMNITECH eye logo stamped on the helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. It is an unassuming gray brick of a gun that most resembles a P90 as designed by someone with an intense passion for straight lines and 90 degree angles. It is a bullpup design with a large magazine slotted into a spot on the top of the weapon. Uses standard UEC 7.5mmx50mm steel-carbide rounds.   The word “RIFLE” has been stenciled along one side of the weapon.
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. A non-collapsible metal tonfa with a square shaped striking surface to allow for both flat and edged blows. The solid metal construction is further enhanced with embedded weights to make the weapon both balanced and capable of more powerful strikes.  Has the word “BATON” stenciled on one side and “SECURITY” on the other.
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
    A standard “contractual obligation enforcing” implant given to all Security personnel. Allows supervisors to inflict “Electrical Guidance” to the security agent if they are, in the supervisor’s opinion, acting incorrectly.
OMNITECH Omni-light
    A consumer brand flashlight produced by OMNITECH. Painted gray and labeled “FLASHLIGHT” to fit in with the generic brand of everything else.
A Cognition Copier
Earbuds Drowns out the screams
Metaphysical Saltine Crackers Tastes just how you imagine it
Money:
700 Omni

[piecewise]

I'm not unconscious, the universe just forgot about me for a second. Now give me my rockets.

[6]
You go from laying on the ground to standing with a rocket launcher in both hands, screaming a battle cry. There's no standing up, no recovering. You are on the ground one moment, the next you are screaming bloody murder while dual wielding rocket launchers. If anyone had been watching you, it would probably be very disconcerting. But luckily not even the universe was keeping tabs on you, so its fine.

Bob now waits to be let out of the pain dimension with his cargo/snack. Or for more food. Either way. Or both. Preferably Both. Bob now waits to be lead out of the pain dimension by offers of more food.

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob the Biter
Physical Description: Your basic primal swamp dinosaur. With a yellow hard hat.
Background: Who knows? The Company discovered that he has a knack for fixing ... things, and he hasn't eaten anyone important enough to care about yet. Somehow, some joker from the sanitation department got him on the payroll. He was there for quite a while before the bureaucrats found out and moved him to the engineering payroll.

Life: d4
Attack: d4 (Bite)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d12
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d4
Implants: d10
Mechanics: d12
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: Bob
Inventory: 1 OMNI Toolkit (Max charges) 3/3?
100 (-10) Nutrient Paste.
(brain thing that controls zombies or something?) plucked zombie chickens (raw, headless), 5 zombie hands

Money: 950

Spoiler: Bob's Business (click to show/hide)

Swamp of flesh and pain
Look at me. I am the projectile now!
Hang nail
bats. also, Best Friggin Gator.
Bob eats everything

Bob Bobs about, waiting for more food. Might be a minute until more food comes. Unless he makes food.

"Well that sucks, I'm not really good at this whole summoning shit stuff."
See if there was anything interesting inside the car, then see if my robot friends can imagine some way to get us up to that island.

Spoiler: Is no longer dead! (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: An animatronic Dandy Fox with an old money southern drawl.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Advanced Combat Technician: (Gets an extra 100 Omni per mission)
Life: d6 Reactive fabric cape
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d8 Close Sawn off Shotgun (d4 use die) with bayonet d4

Sight:
Smell: Nope can't do that.
Hearing: Set to text to speech
Taste: Doesn't have one.
Touch: Probably doesn't really have that ether.

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d8
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d4
 Fate: d4

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d10
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d10
 Technology: d6
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: No longer dead
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x5 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 reactive fabric cape
 High visibility flares x4
 Cognition copier
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 Fire extinguisher (d6 use)
 Harpoon
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
 Sawn off Shotgun (d8 Close)(d4 use die) Box of shells (d6 use die) with Bayonet d4
 Cold Steel "Battle Ready" katana (d6 use die)
 OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator (d12 life, d4 use die)
 Glow sticks (D6 use die)
 Hand held video camera. with up link to OMNITECH server.
 A gun effectively identical to the containment turrets, d8 ammo and not reloadable
 Rocket Launcher (d12+3 ranged explosive) No ammo
 Flashlight
 Laptop
 Smartphone
 A small ball that has complex etched designs on the surface and smolders with yellow flames
 Knife
 Machete
 Rifle (d8 ranged attack) would have d6 mags if I had any.
 2 Handguns (d6 ranged attack) would have d6 mag if I had any
 Three foot long section of pipe, my head fit inside of it.
 Robot lockout switch
 Ghost fox
 Mr. Frog: The big frog in suspenders, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Miss Godiva Goose: The female goose with...a large chest...dressed in purple, furs and boa, now with big brain  and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Prickly Dan: The porcupine in overalls and floppy cap, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
Money:
 245 Omni
 6,000 Megabucks

Spoiler: Things I've done. (click to show/hide)

Shot a giant gimp in the dick with a rocket launcher.
Let people use the harpoon gun to climb out of the giant's mouth.
Bravely ran away when the giant hand threatened to crush us.
Stood around and did nothing useful for a bit.
Summoned a car, car crashed and I got stuck in a hole.

[4]
You dig through the wreckage of the car and find...a jetpack?! Damn! That's interesting!

(Can robots imagine?)

Since my destination has just been eaten by a gator, go back to the ground and send a radio message to my teammates and ask them if they're okay. Then try to see if I can convert my Portal gun portal into a portal back into the real world. TEST it with a drone, not my own person!

"Uhh, I don't know if I'm just seeing things, but I think the gator just ate the floating island and possibly Mr Friend. Can anyone who was on the island confirm if they're inside the digestive track of an alligator. Anyone!?"

Spoiler: Baldwin Reborn (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Baldwin
Physical Description: A tall, pale, and thin man with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. You'd almost mistake him for a hippy if it weren't for how well-groomed he was. His hair has a shine to it that one could only get from the most expensive of shampoos and conditioner, while his complexion is flawless. No one knows where he gets his personal hygiene products from.

Also has blood wings (tucked in) and a blood halo now...

Background:  In a past life, Robert was a nature-loving hippy who abandoned his passion for cold-hard cash. Now a shameless capitalist, he thought up many money-making schemes as an occultist at OMMNI, but he encountered failure after failure before meeting his end within the SAM hivemind. Somehow he managed to make it back, but it's hard to gauge how much of his old personality is still intact.

Before even this, Robert had been a famous architect who distinguished himself with his avant garde designs. Life was good for the young upstart, until his preference for beauty over practicality caught up with him.

His biggest achievement, the Sierra Space Resort was a massive space station meant to house the wealthiest of space tourists. Modelled after a dance device from a bygone era, the station was a giant ball covered almost entirely in mirrors. It would reflect the light of a local star and spread it throughout the cosmos, broadcasting its brilliance to anyone in the solar system. This gave it the nickname the "Dazzle Star".

Though the clientele loved it, locals would get very pissed whenever the D-Star touched down in their corner of space. The reflected sunlight wreaked havoc on nearby planets, starting wildfires and even boiling oceans. Eventually enough people got mad and banded together to form a rebellion. The station was not designed to defend against such attacks and was quickly blown up, along with all the upper-classmen inside it.

Someone had to pay for that bloodshed, so Robert ended up facing the suit's wrath. As punishment he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years. Long enough to go out of style.

After serving his sentence, Baldwin applied for a job at OMNI, but the suits confused his unusual floorplans for diagrams of summoning circles. Robert was hired on the spot, but it was only during his second week of basic training did he realize that he may not have gotten the job he was looking for...

And you know the rest.

Life: 2d6 (OMNITECH Jumpsuit)
Attack: d? ranged (Fragile Darkness)
d2 fists

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d12
Speech: d6

Status: Pain Receptors: off

Sight: Not blindfolded
Smell: Nose plugs
Hearing: Text-to-speech earbuds
Taste: Normal
Touch: No Pain receptors, otherwise normal.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
     The standard OMNITECH jumpsuit. Covers everything but the head, hands, and feet. Stain resistant, waterproof, breathable, light, and overall comfortable as everyday wear. Offers no protection against anything more dangerous than a spilled cup of coffee.  Has the employee’s name stenciled on the back like a sports jersey.  This one is Black and has a smaller “OCCULT” stenciled across the right side of the chest, just under the collar bone.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
     One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. The Generic Personal Sidearm is a handgun as drawn by a 9 year old; A gray rectangle with a gray rectangle grip and a trigger that looks more like a light switch with a trigger guard that looks like an allen wrench. It is uncomfortable, unappealing, and very clearly designed by the lowest bidder, but can effectively put .45 slugs into targets.
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
    OMNITECH Containment pods resemble a clear tube held in between two large metal ends with long rods forming a cage and reinforcing structure around the tube.  One of the metal ends has an iris design to allow it to open and allow a sample in before clamping shut. Though the tubes look to be glass they are a multilayer reinforced acrylic that is remarkably strong and non-reactive.
OMNITECH Null-Rod
    The Null-rod is a collapsible rod made of the same non-reactive acrylic as the inner lining of the containment pods. Used by Cultists for the investigative prodding and poking of things that look dangerous.


OMNITECH Jumpsuit (2d6 life, rocket packs for jumping, flight,etc.)

OMNITECH Placed charge (Demo pack, with remote, 3d10 damage, single use)

OMNITECH EMP grenade (d20 damage, only effects electronics. Single use)

OMNITECH Cognition Copier

The Artifact Occult gun "Fragile Darkness"
An enigmatic artifact recovered from the Detroit anomaly zone. Seems powerful.

"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines, one empty magazine)
May spell the death of me....

[NAME WITHHELD FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS]
Some sort of portal gun

Gentleman's Pipe
    This isn't a pipe. This is a text-based description of a pipe. And also a pipe.
Octarine Tobacco
   An ancient plant from 200 years ago. Used to be all the rage among people with "alternative" lifestyles, but it fell out of style once corporations began selling it legally. Turns out that once the man was in on it, nobody wanted to buy it anymore. By now it would be extinct if it weren't for the single potted plant in Baldwin's room. In the end, Baldwin was a sellout.
Idea Tube
   An old treasure from a past life. Even back then everything was done in CAD, but Baldwin always wanted to stand out. He drew his designs by hand and would store them here for safe keeping along with spare paper and writing tools. This created a tempting prize for any aspiring paparazzi, which lead to him being frequently covered in various magazines. He owes his career to those guys.

Good OMNITECH fishing rod

Some guy's wallet

Some guy's crumpled piece of paper.

A prospector's watch
It's got sensors and shit that detects anomalies. Allegedly ceases to function deeper into the zone

Military grade Electronic Binoculars.
Useful for scouting

OMNITECH Full Body Bio-prosthetic Clone

Money: 121 OMNI, 147 Megabucks.

The island Bob ate isn't the one with all the fighting. [6] The one you're in fact at right now! Right next to Wilfred!

"...Well honestly shouldn't of expected much else. Wait where di- Agh not again!"

Grab my incompetent mind lawyer who is also a bear for some reason and catch up with the current reality where everyone else is at. Also while im at it eat some metaphysical saltine crackers to calm my nerves.

Spoiler:  Jack Blackwater (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack Blackwater
Physical Description: A average built jittery man with curled up short black hair and blue eyes who looks like he drinks way too much coffee.
Background: Jack was a security guard who by one day stumbling upon access to hidden cameras over the past couple weeks (but it feels like years) have been secretly watching the "MOOK Squad" through almost each and every one of their missions to date from unfortunate warp travel accidents to attempted ape murder Jack has seen it all with popcorn in hand. Of course nothing good last forever and the guys above eventually caught onto Jacks snooping but rather than "Firing" him it was decided that he would be transferred to work for the "MOOK Squad"... indefinitely.
Class: Security
Life: OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
Attack: OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) / OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d6
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d12
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d6
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d4
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
    A set of all gray body armor notable for its heavy chest and back plates, spherical pauldrons, articulated gauntlets and face obscuring helmet. Has “SECURITY” stenciled across the front and a big OMNITECH eye logo stamped on the helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. It is an unassuming gray brick of a gun that most resembles a P90 as designed by someone with an intense passion for straight lines and 90 degree angles. It is a bullpup design with a large magazine slotted into a spot on the top of the weapon. Uses standard UEC 7.5mmx50mm steel-carbide rounds.   The word “RIFLE” has been stenciled along one side of the weapon.
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. A non-collapsible metal tonfa with a square shaped striking surface to allow for both flat and edged blows. The solid metal construction is further enhanced with embedded weights to make the weapon both balanced and capable of more powerful strikes.  Has the word “BATON” stenciled on one side and “SECURITY” on the other.
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
    A standard “contractual obligation enforcing” implant given to all Security personnel. Allows supervisors to inflict “Electrical Guidance” to the security agent if they are, in the supervisor’s opinion, acting incorrectly.
OMNITECH Omni-light
    A consumer brand flashlight produced by OMNITECH. Painted gray and labeled “FLASHLIGHT” to fit in with the generic brand of everything else.
A Cognition Copier
Earbuds Drowns out the screams
Metaphysical Saltine Crackers Tastes just how you imagine it
Money:
700 Omni

[4]
You appear next to wilfred. How did you get here? Whats going on? Who knows! You eat crackers as wilfred rants. Wow, this garden is pretty nice; except for the parts that are on fire.

Help Bob imagine a portal.  Grab a rocket launcher, on general principles.  Don't go through the portal myself.

Spoiler: Summer (click to show/hide)

Name: Summer
Physical Description: Batlike young woman with giant membranous wings in place of arms.  Long black hair.  About the size of a flying fox.
Background: Former sales pool worker who decided to throw away a promising career of forty years of utter drudgery for a much more exciting opportunity.

Life: d12 Force Field.  Also stimmed
Attack: d2 unarmed, d4 generic pistol

Stats:
Strength: d4?
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status:
Flying fox sized.  May be stronger than normal.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
Painkillers. d6 use die.
Stimulants, 3x
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator.
Foam Grenade d12
EMP Grenade d20, electronics
Giant spike, chained, eventually, to an iron maiden which is currently in the hands of Yagyu.

Toolkit (2 charges)

VR Robot Control program. (Can control a single ordinary robot through the VR headset without tech rolls, as if it was Summer's body.  Skills may only be used if robot has appropriate appendages.  Can be used to control different kinds of robots, but only one at a time.)

Stowed:
Radio earbuds with text-to-speech function.
Shock collar with quantum entanglement system.
Sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Sensory (click to show/hide)

Sight: Normal
Smell: Normal
Hearing: Normal
Taste: Normal
Touch: Normal

No suit.

[3]
Uh...well I don't think bob is actually imagining anything. If he is, he's not doing it well since no portal appears. But we'll assume you do land down next to Wilfred and pick up one of those rocket launchers. You know, just because.

Use the Ammunition Transmutation forge to turn some of these carbine mags into a big tranq dart that nicely fits into the ferromagnetic accelerator, filled with strong anesthetics. If a big tranq dart isn't possible, make some big flashbangs instead (still for the ferro accelero). Hell, do both if possible in a turn.

While that is chugging along, help Edward Barnacle Boy with his summoning wizardry.   

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Auditor, guns version
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Promotion: Team Captain (100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.)

Life: 3d8 (auditor)
Attack: d12 (pulse laser) + d10 (scrap metal) (Autonomous targeting system)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d10
Endurance: d10
Will: d10
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d10

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d6


Status: Comme ci comme ça
Sight: reduced fps
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch


Inventory:
OMNITECH Isolation Suit (Protection from many environmental dangers)
Cognition copier
bodyparts, enough for full body (in cold storage)       
goop thrower (d4 attack. Does no damage. If successful, target is immobilized.)

Modified goop thrower. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. OVERDRIVE: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: d8
   -current goop tank d8/d8
   -3 spare goop tanks (all d8/d8)
3 spare carbine mags
3 spare shotgun mags
box of d10 damage scrap metal for ferromagnetic accelerator (d6/d6)

Sealing Tool (D4 use die)
environmental scanner
toolkit [3/3]
2 poking sticks
3 boxes
3 mental purgants (1 to Summer)
1 camera drone (borrowed from Ed)

Lockout switch and voter [10/10], quantum linked to suit comms.
isolation suit and TTS earbuds
iron maiden cage (?)

Money: 3539
insurance: auditor-jetpack body (paid for: penal mission cycle)

-auditor-
1. Biorhythm tracker: Allows the tracking of a single target. Their outline will appear on the user's vision from any distance, through any material. Tracking can be initiated with line of sight OR DNA sampling.
Samples: Wil, Burt, Ed, Baldwin, Summer(?)
2. Autonomous targeting system: Allows for a second weapon to be fired as a secondary attack even after firing the standard single attack. Weapon must be held in the other hand and uses suit parameters instead of user skill. Light weapons use dex, heavy use strength.
3. Ammunition Transmutation forge: Shoebox sized device that allows ammunition of one kind to be transmuted into a different kind of ammo. Not one to one, requires equal or greater monetary value of the input to get the output. Ie a 20 omni bullet would require the sacrifice of at least 20 omni worth of other ammo to make.
4. Weakness Analysis protocols: Automatically detects and displays the structural or biological weaknesses of any targeted enemy.
5. Pulse Laser: Infinite use military grade laser fired from the point of the "Beak". Deals d12 but requires d6 turns to recharge after every use. Can use it on low-power setting to cut things open without having to recharge.
6. Micromissile Pack: Built into the hunched back, fires salvos of micromissiles that deal d6xd6 damage. Has a d4 use die. Guided via laser targeting using Gun skill.
7. OMNITECH ferromagnetic accelerator: Standard version of the system but built into the hands. Pick up metal objects and fire them. Damage dependent on object.
8. Wrist Mounted Shotguns: Same damage as "PUNCH!" shotgun (2d10 close, 2d6 medium, 2d4 long). current use die: d6/d6
9. hardsuit-style jetpack (integrated into auditor body)

[8]
You create 4 big tranq rounds and 2 flashbangs.  This eats all the carbine rounds.

Focus real hard and imagine myself holding a tranquilizer rifle loaded with tranq rounds strong enough to put a particularely large elephant to sleep. Just, like, super strong.
Do this in an attempt to will such a thing into existence.

Spoiler: Edward (click to show/hide)

Name: Edward Paganini Scrum[/b]
Description: Edward has the look of a grumpy boulder, an impassive craggy face with lumpy, half swollen features. Once he made deal with a dog-sized flea in the cargo hold of a helium trawler near Jupiter. That trawler never made it back to port, but Edward did. He's been itchy ever since. Sometimes he sees things in the machines he fixes, sometimes he knows things he shouldn't. He won't talk about how he got here, what he intends to do, or what the deal he made was. He is quiet, fatalistic, distant, but prone to occasionally ramble with a distant look in his eyes. He's 36, but he looks 60.

After spending a mission as the EdPC, he now has a cyborg octopus body. Matte black and stands (slithers?) at about chest height

Life: d8
Attack: d4 sidearm (d4 use die current mag)

Stats: Octobody
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d12
Fate: d6

Skills
Melee: d4
Guns:d10
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d12
Technology:d12
Medical:d4
Occult:d4
Speech: d4

Inventory:
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit (pushbot)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 spare Magazines (d4 use die) (pushbot)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
OMNITECH cognition copier
OMNITECH Microwave Gun (d6 + d12 tech skill. No use die.)


Toolbox (3 charges)
Fancy multitool: at least screwdrivers and a welding tool
3 Small camera drones that can fly and stick to walls
OMNITECH Magic 888-ball

OCTOBODY: About chest height, matte black. Has suckers on the 8 tentacles that allow sticking to surfaces, along with optical camouflage.
- OMNITECH Reactive Personal Shield generator (d8 protection but has d4 use die. Recharges between missions)
- OMNITECH Negotiation enhancer (A built in lie detector that will alert the user when someone is being untruthful around them.)
- OMNITECH Voice manipulator (Allows the user to modulate and adjust their voice manually or to copy a voice they have a sample of)
- OMNI-scient Network observer (A police scanner like device for the OMNI-scient network)
- Sensor suite: Stuff like infrared, heat, zoom, etc. Basically very fancy eyes.

60 OMNIBUX

Pushbot stats:
Skills:
Guns: d8
Melee: d8
all others: d6

stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d4
Endurance: d12
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

[3][5]
You get your rifle, materializing it out of thin air, and a few rounds for it, but not a lot. [D4 magazine of rounds]

Be evasive/defensive while ranting to Derp.  An immediate attack isn't needed; rant and build up into a foaming, all consuming rage.

"See this, Derp?!"  Wilfred shouts, holding his arms out wide, the bone golem below him mimicking the motion.  "See ME?"

"I have changed so much since I first heard of you!  I've died, over and over again!  I've shifted forms!  I've become a god!  But there has been one thing I have held at my core since I was told of your existence, Derp!"

Wilfred clenches both of his fists together, his cat ears folding back and his sharp teeth gnashing.  He visibly vibrates with rage as he screams.  "Pain!  YOUR pain!  I know what you are, a monstrous concept, a virus, a filthy infection!  But you know what I am?  I am hatred incarnate!  Every fiber of my being is dedicated to your pain and suffering!  You will scream and writhe!  I brought you here--ME!--so that you would suffer the entirety of the torment this world is made from!"

Reach out to the pain dimension.  Every part of it.  Every mind and sensation in this horrible place.  Send a signal, a single clear and pure emotion:

"FUCK YOU, DERP!  WRITHE AND DIE IN ABSOLUTE AGONY!"

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: An exaggerated eight-foot tall linebacker-shaped machine constructed out of slabs of white metallo-ceramic armor, laid atop a barely visible metallic undercarriage.  Its legs are stumpy compared to its arms, with a bulbous body due to the double rocket jump pack embedded between its shoulders.

Inside, he is an upsettingly poorly clothed buff catgirl.  Who still sounds identical to Wil Wheaton.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wil Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other six, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Class 02 weapon of mass destruction. (Always starts missions with a cognition copier)
Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: 2d8 Hardsuit] 1d4?
Attack: 4d4 Acidthrower

Stats:
Str 1d6
Dex 1d8
Spd 1d8
End 1d10
Wil 1d12
Kno 1d6 1d12 Subspace Library
Fte 1d12

Skills:

Mel d4
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d12
Med d4
Occ d12
Spc d4

Status: Drunk!

Inventory:
OMNITECH Cognition Copier (equipped)

TTS Earplugs
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) (Three d4 magazines)

Carried by Bonem, Bone Golem:
SMASHED: OMNITECH Hardsuit (2d8 life, d8 jumpjets)
---Can skim on smaller rockets
---Built in binocular view

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly"
Anomaly detection watch
Hacked observation drone from Detroit
Psychometric Reconstructor (Occult tool)
Subspace Library Search Engine (Replaces know with tech)
Spiderbot
Glowsticks
Glow spraypaint
2x Nutrient paste
Transient psychokinetic stim
2x Euphoria generator grenades
Placed charge
Jerry can of monkey pump alcohol
Shock collar.  Should've made a doggirl body, not a catgirl body.

Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6)
2x Smiles Rifles (d6 ranged attack) and 5 magazines (all d6)


Fragile Darkness artifact gun () (Given to Baldwin)
"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines) (Given to Baldwin)

Money: 150

Disasters caused:
--Attacked a ghost god and maybe accidentally broke the barrier between ghosts and reality, I've never understood what happened there.
--Opened a portal to HELL during the Derp mission, between that and... other actions, directly caused the deaths of six or seven teammates?  Didn't kill Derp, which could be considered to be a disaster!
--Accidentally destroyed a hospital and army with a ghost nuke and a fifteen story tall skeleton kaiju.  Murdered or destroyed almost everyone and everything with significant details about our mission goal.  Later animated a good chunk of a dead city into a colossal mecha in order to fight a former teammate who went full evangelion.  Generally killed a lot of civilian NPCs, but the only PC kill definitely deserved it!
--Gave Derp control of the pain dimension while trying to get him tortured.  Caused the executions of almost all our supervisors.  Wasn't specifically punished, somehow.

Spoiler: Mission Achievements (click to show/hide)

Helped cripple big pain elemental.
Caught and threw back a giant bone projectile that was going to crush the team
Threw Bob jaw-first into a pain-elemental's face.  Was this particularly useful?  Nah.  Was it totally fucking awesome?  Yes.
Got killed by a giant fist along with Kora, thus teaching the team that death is not permanent in this place.
Carried himself and a couple others up to Derp's pleasure palace, aboard a reanimated bone golem named Bonem.

[9v4]
This garden is the heart of derp's power, the citadel of his will within the pain dimension. It is his stronghold and the point where his influence is strongest. However, paradoxically, it is also his most vulnerable spot.  Out there in the larger world, any island won would be pruning a single branch on a great tree or one head from a hydra. But here, to challenge him here, is to strike at the root. Wilfred throws his will against Derp's and the two invisible behemoths clash above the garden, unseen waves of mental force which throw impossible rainbow starbursts and shimmering oil spill explosions that warp the world like a magnet on a cathode ray tube. Derp's blue flame doesn't falter here, in fact it grows stronger, larger, more powerful, but out among the scattered islands the blazing blue pinprick stars that filled the red void begin to wink out. His influence on the outer world is beaten back, torn from the minds of the pain elementals in increasing numbers.

In the grounds of the garden pain elementals suddenly bound across smoldering grass towards Wilfred. Their heads are torches of blue flame, their bodies perfect alabaster clad in tunics, togas, or nothing at all. These Olympians carry enormous gilded implements of torture and death; serrated blades, thorny whips, spiked cudgels, mancatchers, impaling spikes, and flaying knives.  A few of these slayers a burst apart or violently torn by the shockwaves and explosions of the mental battle, but the rest continue towards Wilfred heedlessly, intent on tearing him to pieces.

[Radio Controlled]

Operation "you snooze you lose" is a-go!
Primary fire: flashbang, aim so it explodes just in front of his face for maximum debilitation.
Secondary fire (with autonomous targeting system): tranq rounds.

Also, just as a reminder:

14:54]Radio Controlled: Since we've had 2 rounds of Friendo being in combat (sorta?), are the weakness analysis protocols at lvl 2?
[14:54]Radio Controlled: Like, he's been fighting us with bloodlasers and forcefields and whatnot but not really moving much so dunno if it counts.
[14:55]Mr.Bones: Hmmm
[14:56]Mr.Bones: I'd roll tech or something for that. Because of how mutable this world is

So in case the tech roll is successful, the protocols should now be at lvl3, meaning all of the following would apply:
1. Increase damage dealt by 1 die level, 2. Gain advantage on to-hit, 3. Gain advantage on Damage roll as well.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Auditor, guns version
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Promotion: Team Captain (100 Omni Raise, Access to all team shock implants. Crushing responsibility.)

Life: 3d8 (auditor)
Attack: d12 (pulse laser) + d10 (scrap metal) (Autonomous targeting system)

Stats:
Strength: d10
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d10
Endurance: d10
Will: d10
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d10

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d8
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d6


Status: Comme ci comme ça
Sight: reduced fps
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch


Inventory:
OMNITECH Isolation Suit (Protection from many environmental dangers)
Cognition copier
bodyparts, enough for full body (in cold storage)       
goop thrower (d4 attack. Does no damage. If successful, target is immobilized.)

Modified goop thrower. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. OVERDRIVE: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: d8
   -current goop tank d8/d8
   -3 spare goop tanks (all d8/d8)
3 spare shotgun mags
box of d10 damage scrap metal for ferromagnetic accelerator (d6/d6)
4 big tranq rounds and 2 flashbangs for ferromagnetic accelerator


Sealing Tool (D4 use die)
environmental scanner
toolkit [3/3]
2 poking sticks
3 boxes
3 mental purgants (1 to Summer)
1 camera drone (borrowed from Ed)

Lockout switch and voter [10/10], quantum linked to suit comms.
isolation suit and TTS earbuds
iron maiden cage (?)

Money: 3539
insurance: auditor-jetpack body (paid for: penal mission cycle)

-auditor-
1. Biorhythm tracker: Allows the tracking of a single target. Their outline will appear on the user's vision from any distance, through any material. Tracking can be initiated with line of sight OR DNA sampling.
Samples: Wil, Burt, Ed, Baldwin, Summer(?)
2. Autonomous targeting system: Allows for a second weapon to be fired as a secondary attack even after firing the standard single attack. Weapon must be held in the other hand and uses suit parameters instead of user skill. Light weapons use dex, heavy use strength.
3. Ammunition Transmutation forge: Shoebox sized device that allows ammunition of one kind to be transmuted into a different kind of ammo. Not one to one, requires equal or greater monetary value of the input to get the output. Ie a 20 omni bullet would require the sacrifice of at least 20 omni worth of other ammo to make.
4. Weakness Analysis protocols: Automatically detects and displays the structural or biological weaknesses of any targeted enemy.
5. Pulse Laser: Infinite use military grade laser fired from the point of the "Beak". Deals d12 but requires d6 turns to recharge after every use. Can use it on low-power setting to cut things open without having to recharge.
6. Micromissile Pack: Built into the hunched back, fires salvos of micromissiles that deal d6xd6 damage. Has a d4 use die. Guided via laser targeting using Gun skill.
7. OMNITECH ferromagnetic accelerator: Standard version of the system but built into the hands. Pick up metal objects and fire them. Damage dependent on object.
8. Wrist Mounted Shotguns: Same damage as "PUNCH!" shotgun (2d10 close, 2d6 medium, 2d4 long). current use die: d6/d6
9. hardsuit-style jetpack (integrated into auditor body)

[Egan_BW]

Set rocket launchers to burst fire mode and start shooting guys in their glowing blue weakpoints for massive damage!

Spoiler: kora sheet (click to show/hide)

I dunno, dying may have changed stuff?
explosives still d12 probably

don't care about other stats

dual rocket launchers

[King Zultan]

(Can robots imagine?)

(I'm not sure I was hoping you'd tell me.)


"Would you look at that."
Examine the jetpack and see if I can figure out if this thing can carry me and my robot friends up to that island, if it doesn't seem like it can try shooting the island with my harpoon.

Spoiler: Is no longer dead! (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Burt
Physical Description: An animatronic Dandy Fox with an old money southern drawl.
Background: Needed a job and got one.
Class: Advanced Combat Technician: (Gets an extra 100 Omni per mission)
Life: d6 Reactive fabric cape
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d8 Close Sawn off Shotgun (d4 use die) with bayonet d4

Sight:
Smell: Nope can't do that.
Hearing: Set to text to speech
Taste: Doesn't have one.
Touch: Probably doesn't really have that ether.

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d8
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d4
 Fate: d4

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d10
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d10
 Technology: d6
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: No longer dead
Inventory:
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x5 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 reactive fabric cape
 High visibility flares x4
 Cognition copier
 Mysterious remote control
 Box of protein bars
 First Aid kit (1)
 Fire extinguisher (d6 use)
 Harpoon
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
 Sawn off Shotgun (d8 Close)(d4 use die) Box of shells (d6 use die) with Bayonet d4
 Cold Steel "Battle Ready" katana (d6 use die)
 OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator (d12 life, d4 use die)
 Glow sticks (D6 use die)
 Hand held video camera. with up link to OMNITECH server.
 A gun effectively identical to the containment turrets, d8 ammo and not reloadable
 Rocket Launcher (d12+3 ranged explosive) No ammo
 Flashlight
 Laptop
 Smartphone
 A small ball that has complex etched designs on the surface and smolders with yellow flames
 Knife
 Machete
 Rifle (d8 ranged attack) would have d6 mags if I had any.
 2 Handguns (d6 ranged attack) would have d6 mag if I had any
 Three foot long section of pipe, my head fit inside of it.
 Robot lockout switch
 Jetpack
 Ghost fox
 Mr. Frog: The big frog in suspenders, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Miss Godiva Goose: The female goose with...a large chest...dressed in purple, furs and boa, now with big brain  and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
 Prickly Dan: The porcupine in overalls and floppy cap, now with big brain and Handgun (d6 ranged attack) 3 d6 mags
Money:
 245 Omni
 6,000 Megabucks

Spoiler: Things I've done. (click to show/hide)

Shot a giant gimp in the dick with a rocket launcher.
Let people use the harpoon gun to climb out of the giant's mouth.
Bravely ran away when the giant hand threatened to crush us.
Stood around and did nothing useful for a bit.
Summoned a car, car crashed and I got stuck in a hole.

[Ozarck]

Why wasn't the Island Bob Ate^TM the same one where the fighting all is?

[heydude6]

Wait a minute, why am I next to Wilfred all of a sudden? Could Mr Friend have brought us here? Better prepare myself in case of a trap.

Put on blindfold and instead try to imagine the garden island I'm currently on. Shoot Fragile darkness at where I imagine the pain elementals to be. Let's see how much my mental image lines up with the real deal.

"We've got to be careful guys. Mr Friend might be preparing to make his next move"

Spoiler: Baldwin Reborn (click to show/hide)

Name: Robert Baldwin
Physical Description: A tall, pale, and thin man with green eyes and shoulder-length brown hair. You'd almost mistake him for a hippy if it weren't for how well-groomed he was. His hair has a shine to it that one could only get from the most expensive of shampoos and conditioner, while his complexion is flawless. No one knows where he gets his personal hygiene products from.

Also has blood wings (tucked in) and a blood halo now...

Background:  In a past life, Robert was a nature-loving hippy who abandoned his passion for cold-hard cash. Now a shameless capitalist, he thought up many money-making schemes as an occultist at OMMNI, but he encountered failure after failure before meeting his end within the SAM hivemind. Somehow he managed to make it back, but it's hard to gauge how much of his old personality is still intact.

Before even this, Robert had been a famous architect who distinguished himself with his avant garde designs. Life was good for the young upstart, until his preference for beauty over practicality caught up with him.

His biggest achievement, the Sierra Space Resort was a massive space station meant to house the wealthiest of space tourists. Modelled after a dance device from a bygone era, the station was a giant ball covered almost entirely in mirrors. It would reflect the light of a local star and spread it throughout the cosmos, broadcasting its brilliance to anyone in the solar system. This gave it the nickname the "Dazzle Star".

Though the clientele loved it, locals would get very pissed whenever the D-Star touched down in their corner of space. The reflected sunlight wreaked havoc on nearby planets, starting wildfires and even boiling oceans. Eventually enough people got mad and banded together to form a rebellion. The station was not designed to defend against such attacks and was quickly blown up, along with all the upper-classmen inside it.

Someone had to pay for that bloodshed, so Robert ended up facing the suit's wrath. As punishment he was cryogenically frozen for 200 years. Long enough to go out of style.

After serving his sentence, Baldwin applied for a job at OMNI, but the suits confused his unusual floorplans for diagrams of summoning circles. Robert was hired on the spot, but it was only during his second week of basic training did he realize that he may not have gotten the job he was looking for...

And you know the rest.

Life: 2d6 (OMNITECH Jumpsuit)
Attack: d? ranged (Fragile Darkness)
d2 fists

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d12
Speech: d6

Status: Pain Receptors: off

Sight: Blindfolded
Smell: Nose plugs
Hearing: Text-to-speech earbuds
Taste: Normal
Touch: No Pain receptors, otherwise normal.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
     The standard OMNITECH jumpsuit. Covers everything but the head, hands, and feet. Stain resistant, waterproof, breathable, light, and overall comfortable as everyday wear. Offers no protection against anything more dangerous than a spilled cup of coffee.  Has the employee’s name stenciled on the back like a sports jersey.  This one is Black and has a smaller “OCCULT” stenciled across the right side of the chest, just under the collar bone.
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
     One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. The Generic Personal Sidearm is a handgun as drawn by a 9 year old; A gray rectangle with a gray rectangle grip and a trigger that looks more like a light switch with a trigger guard that looks like an allen wrench. It is uncomfortable, unappealing, and very clearly designed by the lowest bidder, but can effectively put .45 slugs into targets.
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
    OMNITECH Containment pods resemble a clear tube held in between two large metal ends with long rods forming a cage and reinforcing structure around the tube.  One of the metal ends has an iris design to allow it to open and allow a sample in before clamping shut. Though the tubes look to be glass they are a multilayer reinforced acrylic that is remarkably strong and non-reactive.
OMNITECH Null-Rod
    The Null-rod is a collapsible rod made of the same non-reactive acrylic as the inner lining of the containment pods. Used by Cultists for the investigative prodding and poking of things that look dangerous.


OMNITECH Jumpsuit (2d6 life, rocket packs for jumping, flight,etc.)

OMNITECH Placed charge (Demo pack, with remote, 3d10 damage, single use)

OMNITECH EMP grenade (d20 damage, only effects electronics. Single use)

OMNITECH Cognition Copier

The Artifact Occult gun "Fragile Darkness"
An enigmatic artifact recovered from the Detroit anomaly zone. Seems powerful.

"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines, one empty magazine)
May spell the death of me....

[NAME WITHHELD FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS]
Some sort of portal gun

Gentleman's Pipe
    This isn't a pipe. This is a text-based description of a pipe. And also a pipe.
Octarine Tobacco
   An ancient plant from 200 years ago. Used to be all the rage among people with "alternative" lifestyles, but it fell out of style once corporations began selling it legally. Turns out that once the man was in on it, nobody wanted to buy it anymore. By now it would be extinct if it weren't for the single potted plant in Baldwin's room. In the end, Baldwin was a sellout.
Idea Tube
   An old treasure from a past life. Even back then everything was done in CAD, but Baldwin always wanted to stand out. He drew his designs by hand and would store them here for safe keeping along with spare paper and writing tools. This created a tempting prize for any aspiring paparazzi, which lead to him being frequently covered in various magazines. He owes his career to those guys.

Good OMNITECH fishing rod

Some guy's wallet

Some guy's crumpled piece of paper.

A prospector's watch
It's got sensors and shit that detects anomalies. Allegedly ceases to function deeper into the zone

Military grade Electronic Binoculars.
Useful for scouting

OMNITECH Full Body Bio-prosthetic Clone

Money: 121 OMNI, 147 Megabucks.

[Devastator]

Seems I need help in making a portal.

Fly away and find some non-controlled pain elementals who can help me make a portal.

Spoiler: Summer (click to show/hide)

Name: Summer
Physical Description: Batlike young woman with giant membranous wings in place of arms.  Long black hair.  About the size of a flying fox.
Background: Former sales pool worker who decided to throw away a promising career of forty years of utter drudgery for a much more exciting opportunity.

Life: d12 Force Field.  Also stimmed
Attack: d2 unarmed, d4 generic pistol

Stats:
Strength: d4?
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8

Status:
Flying fox sized.  May be stronger than normal.

Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges. Expend one to gain advantage on a Medical roll)
Painkillers. d6 use die.
Stimulants, 3x
OMNITECH Passive Personal Shield Generator.
Foam Grenade d12
EMP Grenade d20, electronics
Giant spike, chained, eventually, to an iron maiden which is currently in the hands of Yagyu.
Imaginary Rocket Launcher

Toolkit (2 charges)

VR Robot Control program. (Can control a single ordinary robot through the VR headset without tech rolls, as if it was Summer's body.  Skills may only be used if robot has appropriate appendages.  Can be used to control different kinds of robots, but only one at a time.)

Stowed:
Radio earbuds with text-to-speech function.
Shock collar with quantum entanglement system.
Sensory deprivation suit.

Spoiler: Sensory (click to show/hide)

Sight: Normal
Smell: Normal
Hearing: Normal
Taste: Normal
Touch: Normal

No suit.

[Fluffe9911]

"You know..." Munches on a cracker "Mmm.. I think I may of gotten a bit over my head here quiet frankly I completely lost track of what is going on." Munches on yet another cracker "Anyway... Im just... gonna play some music and watch the fireworks good luck guys!"
Mentally summon a fitting theme song for the climax and enjoy the show.

Spoiler:  Jack Blackwater (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack Blackwater
Physical Description: A average built jittery man with curled up short black hair and blue eyes who looks like he drinks way too much coffee.
Background: Jack was a security guard who by one day stumbling upon access to hidden cameras over the past couple weeks (but it feels like years) have been secretly watching the "MOOK Squad" through almost each and every one of their missions to date from unfortunate warp travel accidents to attempted ape murder Jack has seen it all with popcorn in hand. Of course nothing good last forever and the guys above eventually caught onto Jacks snooping but rather than "Firing" him it was decided that he would be transferred to work for the "MOOK Squad"... indefinitely.
Class: Security
Life: OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
Attack: OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) / OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)

Stats:
 Strength: d4
 Dexterity: d4
 Speed: d6
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d12
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d6
 Guns: d8
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d4
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
    A set of all gray body armor notable for its heavy chest and back plates, spherical pauldrons, articulated gauntlets and face obscuring helmet. Has “SECURITY” stenciled across the front and a big OMNITECH eye logo stamped on the helmet.
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. It is an unassuming gray brick of a gun that most resembles a P90 as designed by someone with an intense passion for straight lines and 90 degree angles. It is a bullpup design with a large magazine slotted into a spot on the top of the weapon. Uses standard UEC 7.5mmx50mm steel-carbide rounds.   The word “RIFLE” has been stenciled along one side of the weapon.
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
    One of the “Generic” brand of OMNITECH weapons which are ubiquitous in OMNITECH installations. A non-collapsible metal tonfa with a square shaped striking surface to allow for both flat and edged blows. The solid metal construction is further enhanced with embedded weights to make the weapon both balanced and capable of more powerful strikes.  Has the word “BATON” stenciled on one side and “SECURITY” on the other.
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
    A standard “contractual obligation enforcing” implant given to all Security personnel. Allows supervisors to inflict “Electrical Guidance” to the security agent if they are, in the supervisor’s opinion, acting incorrectly.
OMNITECH Omni-light
    A consumer brand flashlight produced by OMNITECH. Painted gray and labeled “FLASHLIGHT” to fit in with the generic brand of everything else.
A Cognition Copier
Earbuds Drowns out the screams
Metaphysical Saltine Crackers Tastes just how you imagine it
Money:
700 Omni

[syvarris]

"Come on, Derp!  Do you really think those fucking idiots will be able to do anything to me?!"

Wilfred throws his arms out wide, laughing as he scowls at the blue flame.  "I've killed gods!  I've consumed gods!  I've died many times, and it's never stopped me!  Even YOU already killed me, and now I'm pissed off!  Death is my bitch, and wounds don't mean a damn thing here, Derp!  Here, we're just ideas and beliefs!"

His mirth fades away as he returns to angry ranting, bringing both his hands in to point at his temples.  His cat ears fold back, as he grimaces, showing off his fangs.  "You hear me?  I'm just pure willpower here, and there's only one thing in my head!  Pain!  YOUR pain, Derp!  It feels like the last three fucking years I've been thinking about you!  Three years of visualizing your torture, waiting to finally destroy your ugly little... fuckiness!  Argh!"

His fists clench his hair, pulling at it, starting to yank it out, as he rants, his rage continuing to build.  "I'm finally here, and then you send THESE idiots!  It won't do anything, coward!  Come out and actually face me, Derp!  Witness me!  See what I AM!  I am agony!  Ten thousand visions of your eternal suffering!  And I am here for YOU!  Come out, come take your pain, and scream for this entire world to enjoy!"

Okay, no more playing defensive.  Or even calling out for assistance any more.  Too angry for that now.   Just attack.  Attack attack attack.  Get Derp to come out properly, and just lay into him.  Ignore everything else, allies, the pain elementals, the island, none of that matters.

Hurt Derp.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: An exaggerated eight-foot tall linebacker-shaped machine constructed out of slabs of white metallo-ceramic armor, laid atop a barely visible metallic undercarriage.  Its legs are stumpy compared to its arms, with a bulbous body due to the double rocket jump pack embedded between its shoulders.

Inside, he is an upsettingly poorly clothed buff catgirl.  Who still sounds identical to Wil Wheaton.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wil Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other six, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Class 02 weapon of mass destruction. (Always starts missions with a cognition copier)
Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)
Life: 2d8 Hardsuit] 1d4?
Attack: 4d4 Acidthrower

Stats:
Str 1d6
Dex 1d8
Spd 1d8
End 1d10
Wil 1d12
Kno 1d6 1d12 Subspace Library
Fte 1d12

Skills:

Mel d4
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d12
Med d4
Occ d12
Spc d4

Status: Drunk!

Inventory:
OMNITECH Cognition Copier (equipped)

TTS Earplugs
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) (Three d4 magazines)

Carried by Bonem, Bone Golem:
SMASHED: OMNITECH Hardsuit (2d8 life, d8 jumpjets)
---Can skim on smaller rockets
---Built in binocular view

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly"
Anomaly detection watch
Hacked observation drone from Detroit
Psychometric Reconstructor (Occult tool)
Subspace Library Search Engine (Replaces know with tech)
Spiderbot
Glowsticks
Glow spraypaint
2x Nutrient paste
Transient psychokinetic stim
2x Euphoria generator grenades
Placed charge
Jerry can of monkey pump alcohol
Shock collar.  Should've made a doggirl body, not a catgirl body.

Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6)
2x Smiles Rifles (d6 ranged attack) and 5 magazines (all d6)


Fragile Darkness artifact gun () (Given to Baldwin)
"Cold Comfort" - OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged attack) (Five d8 magazines) (Given to Baldwin)

Money: 150

Disasters caused:
--Attacked a ghost god and maybe accidentally broke the barrier between ghosts and reality, I've never understood what happened there.
--Opened a portal to HELL during the Derp mission, between that and... other actions, directly caused the deaths of six or seven teammates?  Didn't kill Derp, which could be considered to be a disaster!
--Accidentally destroyed a hospital and army with a ghost nuke and a fifteen story tall skeleton kaiju.  Murdered or destroyed almost everyone and everything with significant details about our mission goal.  Later animated a good chunk of a dead city into a colossal mecha in order to fight a former teammate who went full evangelion.  Generally killed a lot of civilian NPCs, but the only PC kill definitely deserved it!
--Gave Derp control of the pain dimension while trying to get him tortured.  Caused the executions of almost all our supervisors.  Wasn't specifically punished, somehow.

Spoiler: Mission Achievements (click to show/hide)

Helped cripple big pain elemental.
Caught and threw back a giant bone projectile that was going to crush the team
Threw Bob jaw-first into a pain-elemental's face.  Was this particularly useful?  Nah.  Was it totally fucking awesome?  Yes.
Got killed by a giant fist along with Kora, thus teaching the team that death is not permanent in this place.
Carried himself and a couple others up to Derp's pleasure palace, aboard a reanimated bone golem named Bonem.
Directly confronted and mentally fought Derp