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[Pancaek]

”By the way, I’m Tara, what is your name, Newbie?”

"Control who percieves him, huh? Like, sight only? Or does just hearing him work? What about recordings? Can he..can he enthrall people through their dreams?"
He scratches his head with the barrel of his standard issue pistol
"Oh, nice to meet you. You can call me Richter."

[Naturegirl1999]

”By the way, I’m Tara, what is your name, Newbie?”

"Control who percieves him, huh? Like, sight only? Or does just hearing him work? What about recordings? Can he..can he enthrall people through their dreams?"
He scratches his head with the barrel of his standard issue pistol
"Oh, nice to meet you. You can call me Richter."

nice meeting you, Richter. It wasn’t clear whether he can do so through dreams, but seeing, hearing, touching smelling and tasting are senses, and so any of or combinations of will work. Recordings would also work as well, that’s why lots of us have various implements to block senses which I have started to call sense shields

[Pancaek]

"Oh shit, this dude can enthrall people through his farts? Oh jeez, oh no."
He looks down at himself, wearing only the standard jumpsuit as protection.
"I, uh, think I might be a bit underequipped for this."

[Naturegirl1999]

"Oh shit, this dude can enthrall people through his farts? Oh jeez, oh no."
He looks down at himself, wearing only the standard jumpsuit as protection.
"I, uh, think I might be a bit underequipped for this."

I killed some thrails in an earlier room, if you are comfortable with it, we could skin one for an extra layer against touch, I;m wearing the arms of one of them in addition to my isolation suit. You can never be too protected. Of course this can be done after the flying furniture is dealt with. Did you know there are parasites that take control of their hosts?

[Pancaek]

Did you know there are parasites that take control of their hosts?

"Like, in general? Or in here with us specifically?
I gotta say, making skinsuits sounds a bit serial muderer-y. I'm not saying no, mind you, just thought I'd throw that in the group."

[Naturegirl1999]

there isn’t such a thing here, unless Mr Controller brought one. Ok. Will you come with me round the corner to flush out the flying furniture?

[Pancaek]

"Oh, sure. You want me to" he strikes a pose, holding his pistol out sideways "pop pop some bitch-ass furniture, gangsta style? Or do you have some other plan?"

[Naturegirl1999]

"Oh, sure. You want me to" he strikes a pose, holding his pistol out sideways "pop pop some bitch-ass furniture, gangsta style? Or do you have some other plan?"

the furniture is likely thrown by something, whether it be a person or machine, we have yet to find out. We need to dodge the furniture and stop whoevermor whatever is throwing the furniture

[Pancaek]

"Allright, stop whatever is throwing the stuff, gotcha. I'm right behind you."

Let my senpai enter the room first. Once shit starts getting thrown at her, pop around the corner, locate what is throwing said shit, and pop it gangsta style with my pistol.
Also attempt to dodge objects if they are thrown at me.

Spoiler: Richter (click to show/hide)

Class: Cultist

Name: Richter
Physical Description: Your average 30-something millenial geek. Unkempt, looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. Hair's a mess, eyes are bloodshot and red.
Background: Used to work in a fast food restaurant, until he dropped a box of fries on the floor and they fell into an eldritch pattern. Since then, he's convinced that some dark force is out to get him. Has recurring dreams about drowning in a vast sea of purple, running from a two headed snake through a sea of yoghurt, and something very faint about a sheep. Blinks with one eye at a time so as to minimize the time with his eyes closed. Took a job with OMNITECH because they promised him things would get weird, and he figured he might get to the bottom of whatever is haunting him.
Life: d4.
Attack: d4 (pistol)

Stats
Strength: d4
Dexterity:  d4
Speed:  d4
Endurance: d6
Will:  d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate:  d6

Skills
Melee:  d4
Guns:  d4
Explosives: d4
Implants:  d8
Mechanics:  d4
Technology: d4
Medical:  d4
Occult:  d8


Status:
Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
Money:  0

[piecewise]

Abut it collides  far more solidly with Yagyu and sends him sprawing with a bloody head wound and what looks like a dislocated shoulder.

Does that mean I suddenly turned into a real boy again? Oh joy of joys!

... Anyways, get into cover! If I know of a way to get to that corridor via another way, try to sneak over there and have a peak to see who or what is throwing furniture at us. Goop it if it can be gooped, if not just relay the info back to the team and stay in cover.

If not, stay in cover for now and wait. If no more attacks are forthcoming, continue working on the door.

Spoiler: Yagyu d'Aubigny (click to show/hide)

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Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew

Life: d4
Attack: d8

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d8
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Sight: reduced refresh rate
Smell: no smell
Hearing: text to speech
Taste: no taste (hah!)
Touch: no touch beyond what's needed to stay upright I suppose


Status: okie dokie

Inventory:
Modified goop thrower. Has 2 firing modes. Does no damage: if successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack. Some targets immune. d8 use die
   Standard [not in use]: d4 attack, regular use die usage.
   OVERDRIVE [currently selected]: higher attack at the cost of increased use die usage. For every more powerful use, use die is rolled at disadvantage.
   Current overdrive: d8
   current goop tank: d8/d8 use die

3 spare goop tanks (all full)
a few mining explosives
Cutting/welding torch
1 unit of useful metal bits
Toolkit (3/3 charges)
computing cube
a large spool of synthetic cable
environment scanner
syringe with a bit of mystery fluid
full syringes with viruses
earpiece of thrall

cognition copier
Money: 945


Elen's stuff:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x2 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (3 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
5 gallon container of extremely flammable fuel
4 gallon container of water
Lighter
OMNITECH Cognition Copier
Blindfold
OMNITECH Mental Purgant
Money: 200

Does that mean I suddenly turned into a real boy again?

Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.

You tell me~

Despite a partially caved in metal head and malfunctioning  arm, Yagyu crawls away from the furniture fusillade and attempts to find his way back around, to get behind whatever is pelting them.
[4]
He gets about halfway there, instead coming out of a hallway somewhere between the one he was in and where their attacker currently is. He peeks his head out to try and get a look at the thing.  Its difficult to see in the blinking red light, but he can make out the shape of a man half laying on the ground, thin arms propping up his upper body. His head is both deformed and modified, strange bone horns curve upwards in chaotic spirals with what look like branching metal antennas clustered between them. The back half of his head is completely covered in a metal skullcap which extends down his back and follows his spine, smaller antennas sprouting from it like weeds through a sidewalk crack.  His head is lulling about randomly and you can hear his labored, wheezing, apparently mechanically augmented breathing. As you watch, another table drifts put of a side room and past him. It stops in mid air, begins to spin at an increasingly rapid rate, and then shoots off down the hall.

[8][8v8][3]

Yagyu pushes the tip of his foam sprayer around the corner and opens fire at full power.  The goo flies down the hall and...stops mere inches away from the psychic assailant, slamming into an invisible barrier.  Despite this, it still expands rapidly and blocks off most of the hall.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name: Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: a few cuts
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier
Money: 347 OMNI
Map
Sight:blindfold(taken off for now due to needing to find the source of the flying furniture)
Smell: Isolation Suit
Hearing:Earplugs
Taste:Isolation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit

Carefully make my way around the corner, being careful and dodging whatever it thrown. Shoot my foam gun at whatever is throwing things, if this thing is invisible, shoot at the air near something as it is being lifted, aiming for the air around it. Invisible things can still be hit. Of course if the thrower is visible, shoot them

[1]
Tara, peeks around the corner and sees, maybe 40 feet away, the fight between Yagyu and the psychic. She attempts to draw and fire in one smooth motion but accidentally sprays foam all over her own feet and sticks herself to the floor.

"BRB, dealing with IKEA-geist."
It's only polite to let the opposing general I'm not talking because I'm AFK and that I'm not being intentionally impolite.

Switch vision to full FPS. Run to the source of the furniture, relay what I find to teammates. Use motion sensor to help with detection and dodging.

Spoiler: Pathos: Senior Tech Officer (click to show/hide)

Name: Pathos
Physical Description: A Chihuahua-sized robotic spider. It's entirely mechanical but has a very organic design to it. The mechanics are hidden inside an smooth exoskeleton of metal painted with a matte thin rubber that hides the joints and insulates it. Essentially imagine a giant tarantula but apparently made of hard rubber, a camera instead of a head, and mechanical manipulators instead of mandibles.  It is painted a very dark grey, almost black, blending with the shadows.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him. Lost his original body in a freak shuttle accident.
Class: Senior Tech Officer (+200 OMNI per mission, built in computing cube)
Lead Demolitions Tech (+150 OMNI per mission, repairs will be deducted from paycheck)


Life: d4: Chihuahua-sized robospider
Attack: d4: Needle gun

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d8
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: *excited spider noises*

Sight: Normal vision
Smell: N/A is robot
Hearing: Speech-to-text-to-speech
Taste: N/A is robot
Touch: N/A is robot
Extra: Motion Sensor, Limited Omniscience

Inventory:
Universal connector (embedded in body)
Computing cube (embedded in rank)
    -Text-to-speech earplug control
OMNITECH Thermite cutting charge (3d10 damage but concentrated, no splash, single use. Cuts through metal)
1 demo charge
Glowspray paint
OMNITECH Motion sensor
OMNITECH “Limited Omniscience” Sensor
Power cord

Money: 475

Pathos crawls onto  Tara's head and gets video of the psychic and Yagyu's current tussle. He then broadcasts that video- and his current location- out to all the other various teammates who have wandered off around the complex.

"Allright, stop whatever is throwing the stuff, gotcha. I'm right behind you."

Let my senpai enter the room first. Once shit starts getting thrown at her, pop around the corner, locate what is throwing said shit, and pop it gangsta style with my pistol.
Also attempt to dodge objects if they are thrown at me.

Spoiler: Richter (click to show/hide)

Class: Cultist

Name: Richter
Physical Description: Your average 30-something millenial geek. Unkempt, looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. Hair's a mess, eyes are bloodshot and red.
Background: Used to work in a fast food restaurant, until he dropped a box of fries on the floor and they fell into an eldritch pattern. Since then, he's convinced that some dark force is out to get him. Has recurring dreams about drowning in a vast sea of purple, running from a two headed snake through a sea of yoghurt, and something very faint about a sheep. Blinks with one eye at a time so as to minimize the time with his eyes closed. Took a job with OMNITECH because they promised him things would get weird, and he figured he might get to the bottom of whatever is haunting him.
Life: d4.
Attack: d4 (pistol)

Stats
Strength: d4
Dexterity:  d4
Speed:  d4
Endurance: d6
Will:  d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate:  d6

Skills
Melee:  d4
Guns:  d4
Explosives: d4
Implants:  d8
Mechanics:  d4
Technology: d4
Medical:  d4
Occult:  d8


Status:
Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x 5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
Money:  0

Richter, who was OBVIOUSLY here the entire time, uses Tara's body as a shield and attempts to snipe the distant enemy with his pistol.
[4][4v3][4]
He fires three shots down the hall, each carefully aimed. The first two don't seem to do anything, but the last one results in the clang of metal and a filing cabinet that was flying down the hall suddenly drops to the ground and bounces to a stop under its own power.



A moment later what looks like a beaten up gray sedan screams around the corner behind the team and starts careening down the hall towards them and the psychic.

Finish putting on my armor, then stick with the team.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with a android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton

Life: d2
Attack: d4 pistol

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
3 pistol mags (d4 use)

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: normal
Sight:.2fps-Robot
Smell:Germ Suit
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Germ Suit
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
High Strength Tranquilizer
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card


Money: 67
-400 debt

Now that the battery's charging lets try and hot wire it, also use the car for cover from flying furniture.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Burt Goldstine
Physical Description: Just like all things at OMNITECH he looks genetic.
Background: Being homeless sucked, so he got the first job he found.
Class: Combat Engineer
Life: d4
Attack: d4 Personal Sidearm / d2 desk lamp

Sight: Blindfold
Smell: Two bullets shoved in nose.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
Taste: improvised facemask and maybe Silly trashcan helmet?
Touch: OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit,  Silly trashcan helmet

Stats:
 Strength: d6
 Dexterity: d6
 Speed: d4
 Endurance: d4
 Will: d4
 Knowledge: d6
 Fate: d6

Skills:
 Melee: d4
 Guns: d6
 Explosives: d4
 Implants: d4
 Mechanics: d8
 Technology: d4
 Medical: d4
 Occult: d4
 Speech: d4

Status: Missing one knee cap
Inventory:
 blindfold
 ear plugs
 Silly trashcan helmet
 Pathos' text-to-speed earbuds
 OMNITECH Red Jumpsuit
 OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
 OMNITECH Tool kit (3 / 3)
 High visibility flares x5
 tiny mug with a flower on the side
 A dwarf bobblehead
Money: 6

"nononononono BURT THERE'S SOMEONE NEAR ME!"
very quickly run to Burt and help him hotwire the car. be prepared to shoot whoever made that noise

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Anya Sokolova
Physical Description: Wiry, roughly 6'4/193 cm tall, Anya cuts a striking figure compared to the diminutive height of most women at OMNITECH. Her nearly shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes merely amplifies that affect
Background: born in some rural shithole in Novosibirsk, Anya worked on her parents farm, mainly fixing up their only tractor. She decided to join the Russian engineer troops to make something of herself. One... eventful career later, and she decided it be better to go to OMNITECH than the Hague. Sometimes she wonders if that was the right choice.
Class: Combat Engineer
Unused level points: 0
Life: d4
Attack: d4 generic personal sidearm/d4 monkey wrench

Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d12
Tech: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4

Status: vertical and breathing

Inventory:
OMNITECH red jumpsuit
Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged)
GPS magazine ×3 (d4)
Omnitech Tool kit (2/3)
High visibility flares ×5
monkey wrench (d4)
Cognition copier
Glowspray paint
Earplugs (upgraded with TTS)
Blindfold
Noseplugs
Box O'socks
Box O'tacks
Bunch O'smart drugs
Money: 89
Sight: blindfold readied for use
Smell: noseplugs
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Taste: uhhh
Touch: does the jumpsuit count?

Spoiler: I'm still alive! (click to show/hide)

Name: Gabe Toots
Physical Description: Tall East Asian man with a stubble. Black hair with brown eyes, also wear glasses (basically a clone of the first Gabe in appearance)
Background: He going to be the mook that fills out the team and add firepower but, will most likely to die before the mission ends
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle (3 mags d6) and d4 OMNITECH generic security baton
Stats:
Strength: 1d6
Dexterity: 1d6
Speed: 1d4
Endurance: 1d6
Will: 1d4
Knowledge: 1d4
Fate: 1d4
Skills:
Melee: 1d8
Guns: 1d8
Explosives: 1d4
Implants: 1d4
Mechanics: 1d4
Technology: 1d4
Medical: 1d4
Occult: 1d4
Speech: 1d4
Status: piecewise pls don't hurt me
Inventory: OMNITECH electrical behaviour modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Rusty signpost
Money: 0
Sight: An actual blindfold!
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Touch: none
Smell: none
Taste: none
I guess I lived longer than last time!

I don't really know my location to the others so, I'll just wait

[2][12][
Ji (now in armor),  Burt,  Anya, and Gabe all manage to find each other in the same room; the testing room with all its gray objects, including the car.  For safety they all pile into the car and use it as cover from any attacks that might come at them...though none are at the moment.  With the Generator providing power, Burt -in the driver seat- attempts to hotwire the car, but fails. Anya, in the passenger seat, shakes her head at his flailing and proceeds to hotwire it for him. A little too well as it turns out.  The car not only starts up but starts peeling rubber  immediately, the acceleration apparently locked  to max. [4] Burt pulls the car into a fishtail and then straight out the door of the room, scraping walls and barely managing to make the turns while Gabe and Ji in the back seat scream at him to slow down. 

It is about this time that Pathos sends out the signal of where the rest of the team is and what they're fighting.  In hindsight Burt might, if he survives, claim that he drove towards that marker to help the team or to try and get aid from them. The truth is that in his panicked state he was working entirely on instinct and didn't even realize he was driving towards the rest of the team until the car rounded a corner on two wheels. It pulls through a grinding skid and then shoots off down the hall, straight towards the psychic, the wall of foam, and anyone sticking their heads out into the hall. Its about 150 feet away now, still further from the psychic than any of the team on foot, but quickly closing the distance.

[Leodanny]

glad I survived that. Boldly go help stop the psychic
”OH MY GOD THE PSYCHICS!!! wait, no one can hear me.”

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name: Toby Jackson
Physical Description:a normal looking guy with short black hair. 5 foot 5, has no muscles.
Background: need money. No skills. Omnitech good.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Generic pistol or d8 tentacle
Stats:
strength:d4
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d6
Endurance:d4
Will:d6
Knowledge:d4
Fate:d12
Skills:
Melee:d4
Guns:d8
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Occult: d10
Status: probably maybe a little insane.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Black Jumpsuit
Tentacle thing
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Universal Containment Pod x5
OMNITECH Null-Rod
3 frag grenades
Blindfold
Earbud
Cologne
Cognition copier
Money: 276
Sight:blindfold
Smell:cologne blocking it
Hearing:earbuds
Taste:nope
OMNITECH Concealed Antibio razor
2. Nutrient Paste x10
3.OMNITECH Foam mine  x3
4. OMNITECH Micromissile Marker
5. OMNITECH Voice manipulator
6. OMNITECH military grade laser

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name: Tara
Physical Description: A 4 foot 6 in tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 15 years old.
Background: She was Lucy's younger sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of the deaths of her sisters, she joined here hoping to make the place safer
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d3 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d6
Speech: d8
Status: a few cuts, feet stuck in foam
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector, OMNITECH “Porcelain” Ceramic knife(d6, breaks on 1), Earplugs, Cognition Copier
Money: 347 OMNI
Sight:blindfold(taken off for now due to needing to find the source of the flying furniture)
Smell: Isolation Suit
Hearing:Earplugs
Taste:Isolation Suit
Touch:Human Flesh Gloves, Isolation Suit

Attempt to break free of the foam, carefully cut with my knife if need be and don’t cut myself in the process. If this works, get out of the way of the car so it doesn’t hit me. If I can’t get out of the foam, shoot the car’s wheels to ensure it doesn’t run me over
it seems I am stuck. I will attempt escape, failing this, I will stop the car before it kills us. Are those in the car teammates?

[The Lupanian]

Brace for impact.

Spoiler: Ji (click to show/hide)

Name: Ji Fuchikoma
Physical Description:

A Short, Athletic, and Absolutely Stacked Girl, who has an uncanny resemblance to an anime character. She has pale freckled skin and, fiery red hair, and large ember green eyes. She as a pair of fox ears and a fox tail.
She is a Waifu-Bot based on a player avatar from the Waifu Assassins Guild series.

Tall, Skinny, Pale, Gaunt. Almost bald even though he can’t be older than 30. Patchy and scruffy stubble that goes all the way down his neck. His eyes aren’t soulless per se, but they have unnaturally white irises, and are filled with a certain, determination.

Background:

Once known as Woldo, a gamer who replaced his physical body with a android based on his famous video game avatar.

 Stuart. He was always an odd child. He wanted to be skilled at killing people even as a small child. His parents were very wealthy, and very overprotective of him. Instead of getting him karate lessons or into sports, they got him the most state-of-the-art simulation entertainment system money could buy. He got good at what he did. By the time he was 10, he was the number one Waifu Assassins Guild IX player in the world. However, once he got old enough, it was time to get a job. And since he’s literally good for nothing else, and he fancies himself a killer, he decided to join the Omni-tech security crew.

Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle/Baton

Life: d2
Attack: d4 pistol

Ammo:
Rifle (use d6)(3 magazines)
3 pistol mags (d4 use)

Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6

Skills:
Melee: d12
Guns: d12
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4

Status: normal
Sight:.2fps-Robot
Smell:Germ Suit
Hearing:Deactivated-Robot
Taste:Germ Suit
Touch:Germ Suit

Inventory:
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Brain Backup
Toot’s shock control
High Strength Tranquilizer
Germ suit
Large Zip-ties
Cafeteria Gift card


Money: 67
-400 debt

[The Canadian kitten]

Spoiler: Gabe, about to die. (click to show/hide)

Name: Gabe Toots
Physical Description: Tall East Asian man with a stubble. Black hair with brown eyes, also wear glasses (basically a clone of the first Gabe in appearance)
Background: He going to be the mook that fills out the team and add firepower but, will most likely to die before the mission ends
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle (3 mags d6) and d4 OMNITECH generic security baton
Stats:
Strength: 1d6
Dexterity: 1d6
Speed: 1d4
Endurance: 1d6
Will: 1d4
Knowledge: 1d4
Fate: 1d4
Skills:
Melee: 1d8
Guns: 1d8
Explosives: 1d4
Implants: 1d4
Mechanics: 1d4
Technology: 1d4
Medical: 1d4
Occult: 1d4
Speech: 1d4
Status: Screaming
Inventory: OMNITECH electrical behaviour modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Rusty signpost
Money: 0
Sight: An actual blindfold!
Hearing: TTS earplugs
Touch: none
Smell: none
Taste: none
I guess I lived longer than last time!

Can I get out of the car? If yes, then get out of the car. If yes but risky, then stay in car and brace for impact. Same for no.

[syvarris]

"Gah... fuck, my fucking head, fuck... fuck you, Derp, I'll fucking fuck your fuck until you can't--FUCK.  Argh!  Why do I hear an engine, we're in the middle of a--oh, FUCK!"

Are there any convenient doors or alcoves in this long corridor, which could be used as cover to dodge the incoming vehicle?  If so, slip into one to avoid being splattered.  If not, solve this problem the same way Wilfred solves all his problems: go prone in the center of the hallway and shoot the car.  If it fails to stop, lay down reaaal flat in hopes that it just drives over him without any low hanging bits giving him an emergency lobotomy.

EDIT: Despite Wilfred IC not having any reason to not shoot the car, since he shoots everything anyway and it actually looks exactly like a trap set up by Derp, don't shoot the car if it stops on its own.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wilfred Seven
Physical Description: He looks identical to Wil Wheaton.  That's because he's an identical clone of Wil Wheaton; he actually can't even shave, or even change his hair or anything, it always grows back to the default form within a day.  Scarrification might let Wilfred change his appearance, but he's not really up for that.
Background: He was batch manufactured along with nine other Wheaton clones, for use in some film that he's never heard of and was never involved with; only the three "best" clones were actually selected for use in the film, while the other seven--really, the other four, Wil Three survived less than a week--were sold to OMNITECH as cheap labor.  Somehow, OMNITECH decided to hire Seven, rather than just enslave him, although he's not really sure what the difference is.  Notably, Wilfred's flaw that disqualified him from being selected is that his mind is nothing like the famous actor, and he actually hates being compared to the man.
Class: Senior Xeno-Ambassador (+150 omni per mission)

Life: d6 Riot suit.
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, d4 secubaton melee

Stats:

Str d4
Dex d4
Spd d6
End d4
Wil d8
Kno d4
Fte d4

Skills:

Mel d6
Gun d12
Exp d4
Imp d4
Mec d4
Tec d10
Med d4
Occ d4
Spc d4

Status:

Inventory:
Advanced Cleaning Apparatus (4d4 ranged attack) and 3 magazines (d6,d6,d6) (Left at home)
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 10 magazines (d8 (loaded), d8*9, d4, d0*3 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
OMNITECH Reasonable pair of Handcuffs

Cognition Copier (equipped)

Cat-sized woodlouse named "Rolly-Polly" (Left at home)

Money: -303, owed to loan shark.

Helpful things done on mission:
Shot up some screens and a speaker in the server room.
Killed a bunch of thralls who were assaulting teammates.

Code: [Select]

Sight: Functioning (blindfold readied)
Smell: Nose plugs.
Hearing: Pathos' text-to-speech earplugs
Taste: Cutting out one's tongue seems like too much.  How are we gonna taste him without touching him, anyway?
Touch: Riot armor