Guns to d12, Speed to d6
MOOK what I did:
Helped kill scissor head
Killed headcrab
Helped kill tentacle monster
Helped kill diamond heads
Helped tackle possessed woman
Fucked around unlocking doors and getting shot at by turrets and stuff
Found fire axe and gave away baton
Didn’t get sucked into portal
Maybe some other stuff?
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
600 Omni has been added to your account.
Note:Not bad.
Dexterity to D6 and Mechanics to D6.
Name: Jack Hansan
Physical Description: Tall, rather thin looking man with black hair and brown eyes.
Background: His father was a security guard as was his father's father, so it was tradition by now to be one too. Of course, Jack would come to regret this path as soon as he arrived. Though, he does seem to know more than he is sometimes letting on...
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic Security Rifle, d4 OMNITECH Generic Security Baton
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d4
Occult: d6
Speech: d6
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 2 magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Artificial Right Arm
A small ceramic bobblehead statue of a pug
FoF Marker
Money: 0
Helped kill monster thing
Looted an artificial right arm and a booblehead
Didn't die
Found documents on Lab 3 then got zapped.
Helped shoot other monster
Didn’t get sucked into portal
Helped unlock Lab 2
Didn't shoot the ape.
Maybe other stuff I missed?
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
600 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Not murdering the innocent isn't an accomplishment, but is appreciated regardless.
I prevented security from murdering a poor helpless possessed woman, which would also have lead to hilariously disastrous shenanigans had I not nipped it in the bud.
I figured out the diamondhead's weaknesses which Spuds somehow telepathically ripped from my brain and then made a lucky inference to defeat them.
I would have finished off the immobilized monster if you hadn't chosen to read actions in reverse order that day for some reason.
Also, take that worm thing from Pathos.
Name: "Clem"
Physical Description: Extremely scarred and mutilated, with numerous life-support implants jutting out of its flesh at strange angles. It's entire lower body has been replaced with new machinery, which is oddly orderly compared to the mess of flesh and metal making up its upper body. Most of its head is replaced by what appears to be a generic gas mask combined with random technological scraps. Does not speak.
Background: "Clem" is apparently what remains of an employee after extensive trauma and extranatural influence. Details are classified. It seems to want to keep working for omnitech, so its contract has been renewed.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 (OMNITECH® Generic™ Personal Sidearm)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d10
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d8
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d12
Speech: d4
Status: Perfectly "Intact"
Inventory:
OMNITECH® Black Jumpsuit
OMNITECH® Generic™ Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack)
OMNITECH® Generic™ Sidearm Magazines x3 (d4 use die)
OMNITECH® Universal Containment Pod x4
OMNITECH® Universal Containment Pod CONTAINING inert H.E.L.L. orb remnants
OMNITECH® Null-Rod
Bionic Eyes
FoF Thingie
Money: -500
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
700 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Even if the others don't see it, accounting sees everything.
Level up Fate to d8 and Medical to d12, then find someone who can identify the implant I'm carrying.
Combat and mission things:
-Determined that the body outside of Lab 3 was already dead.
-Encountered the Scissor Head while heading towards Lab 1.
-Chased after the Scissor Head in Lab 1 and killed it with the help of the team.
-Harvested an unidentified implant from a corpse.
-Entered Lab 3 and fought against the tentacle monster and the Diamond Heads.
-Successfully escaped from the hole in reality that formed in Lab 3.
Medical things:
-Prevented Clem from bleeding out during the fight against the Scissor Head
-Prevented Jengo from bleeding out due to a self-inflicted gunshot.
-Saved Redshirt from bleeding out and transported him to the infirmary.
-Saved Kerberos from being incinerated by an overzealous Janitor, then patched him up and transported him to the infirmary.
-Saved Pathos from being eaten by the cat by shooting the cat in the head.
-Generally kept most of the team alive.
Name: Heather Reid
Physical Description: Tall and lean. Her violet hair is tied into a ponytail.
Background: Heather signed up after her license was revoked due to unethical conduct, she may enjoy seeing blood and being able to shoot others a little too much.
Life: d2
Attack: d4 ranged Generic Personal Sidearm
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d4
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d6
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d12
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Green Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 attack) x4 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Medical Kit (2 charges)
OMNITECH Stimulant (3 charges)
Unidentified implant
FoF marker
OMNITECH Toolkit (3 charges)
Box of 5 High Visibility Flares
Spare generic personal sidearm
Money: 500
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
750 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Quality work on "Employee retention"
strength to d6, guns to d10
Physical Description:a normal looking guy with short black hair. 5 foot 5, has no muscles.
Background: need money. No skills. Omnitech good.
Life: d6 Omnitech riot suit
Attack: d6 Generic security rifle
Stats:
strength:d6
Dexterity:d4
Speed:d6
Endurance:d8
Will:d4
Knowledge:d4
Fate:d6
Skills:
Melee:d6
Guns:d10
Explosives:d4
Implants:d4
Mechanics:d4
Status: blake's alright.
Inventory:
Omnilight
Omnitech Riot suit
Omnitech Generic security rifle
3 magazines of generic ammo
Omnitech security baton
Omnitech electrical behavior modification chip
Omnicuffs
Money: 0
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
500 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Who are you again?
Fate and Explosives to d8.
Call Bill Pelican to inform him that his lab is clear of hostiles and hazards and at least somewhat clean. Tell him that I'll be hanging out at the Flesh Bar if he's still up for that drink. Then go hang out at the Flesh Bar.
- Found the number for and contacted Bill Pelican, one of the lead scientists.
- Directed the team to recover Bill Pelican and not shoot him. Directed Bill Pelican to stay hidden until we gave the all clear.
- Unlocked the quarantine door and escorted Bill Pelican to safety after the monster was killed.
- Disassembled one of the spheres to determine its functionally. Informed the rest of the team that they're FoF markers for quarantine turrets.
- Created a program for communicators that converted them to FoF markers and shared it with the rest of the team.
- Ensured Clem was properly decontaminated before leaving the lab.
- Experimented with the formation of customized feline companions with the intent of boosting the team's morale.
- Extracted murderous AI from turrets and stored it in a coffee maker. Turned it into the murder pot that manages the murder pot.
- Destroyed the turrets for good measure by triggering their self destruct system.
- Explored new venues for procuring equipment and boosting team morale at a certain bar.
- Prevented the team from slacking off by unlocking the door to lab 3.
- Activated phase interface in order to take care of that big bad final HELL monster.
- Deactivated phase interface to prevent it from destroying the lab.
Name: Pathos
Physical Description: Scrawny. Has trouble changing his expression to anything that isn't concentration, boredom or smug superiority.
Background: Delusions of grandeur. Took this job as a way to rapidly advance the ranks and see cool things. And because it would give him plenty of opportunities to set things on fire without his superiors being close enough to yell at him.
Class: Emergency Technician
Life: d2: Disposable Spacesuit, no helmet
Attack: d4 ranged: Generic Personal Sidearm. x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d4
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d4
Explosives: d8
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d12
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: Bored
Inventory:
Disposable Spacesuit (no helmet)
OMNITECH White Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Override Fob (Allows activation/unlocking of most vehicles)
OMNITECH Personal Computing Cube and Universal adapter
Universal Communicator running FoF program
6 OMNITECH brand Chocolate snack bars "ENJOYABLE WINTER SEASON" edition
Strange worm thing
Murder-Hate Turret AI (in coffee maker)
4 Hellfire bombs
a bottle of the finest Martian Fields ale
Money: 370
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
850 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: HR is looking for you.
Pathos returns to the Flesh Bar and finds Bill Pelican already there, a rather ostentatious purple drink with a decorative mini umbrella in one hand and the waist of a very attractive woman in the other. He spins around in his bar seat (Which is basically an office chair on a post), and raises his glass to Pathos.
"Greetings positive Pal o' Mine. Swell place you got here; guaranteed to make ya swell too, if you catch my drift." He pulls the woman closer and she giggles a bit. The bartender is looking at Bill with a mildly amused face and some other emotion that Pathos can't place. "Well have a seat why don't you. Have two if you want, even. My treat."
Name: Lucy
Physical Description: A 5 foot tall female human with pale skin, brunette hair, and blue eyes who weighs 110 pounds. She is 20 years old.
Background: She was Lyra's older sister. She would watch Lyra perform her experiments until she went to OMNITECH. When she learned of Lyra's death, she asked to join, hoping she could help in her sister's absence
Life: d4
Attack: OMNITECH Foam Gun d4 doesn't do damage. When successful it immobilizes the target.multiple guns stack. Foam tank: d8
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d10
Fate: d4
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d6
Medical: d6
Occult: d4
Speech: d8
Status: No Injuries
Inventory: OMNITECH isolation suit, OMNITECH Foam Gun, OMNITECH sealing kit, OMNITECH environmental hazard detector
Money: 0
(Is my new character with everyone else or the barracks?
If with everyone else
Ask for the hell symbionts
If in Barracks
Try and find everyone
We'll assume you managed to get back to everyone.
Get a double whisky at the bar, but see if I can find a more low-key bar around. Maybe one where they bet on people dying who aren't in the same squad.
EMP blasted pair of diamond-head H.E.L.L. creatures.
Held the line for a while against a tentacle-creature.
Subdued woman containing hell-parasite nonlethally, brought to secure area.
Shot xeno-dog.
Evacuated, rescued, and hopefully saved Reginald. (The ape.)
Discovered the hostile nature of the crazy AI controlled turrets without harm or loss of life, or risking meaningful company property.
Broke up several fights/attempts to give the Emperor's Peace to wounded but recoverable allies, usually caused by a lust for phat lewts.
Recovered box of stims, five still available.
Herded more cats than I care to recap.
(Will decide on level in the next day or so.)
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
850 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Competence is a lonely path.
[3] Attempts to discover a new bar result in the discovery of a drink vending machine. It does have whiskey, though it comes in a metal can with a barrel design printed on it.
"Damn. Looks like I lost that bet. Really, I only asked for one of you to die. You should try harder to follow instructions."
Pathos shrugged.
"Oh well. I could use another drink."
"Nah. No one else bet on a higher kill count, so the pot is yours. Besides, that show was totally worth it. Too bad Bowties didn't finalize an entertainment agreement with you. we'd all be rolling in it now.
10 OMNIFUNDS to Pathos for the bet. Leveling Strength, Implants. Spoiler for Jon's doings
Cleaned a lot of corpses and viscera. Distracted a 3d printed murderkitty. Attempted to befriend three different monstrosities. Looted. Discovered titty bar. Failed negotiations with Barkeep. Ate snacks. Did not shoot anyone with hypospear (a gross negligence on my part).
One betting pool for team deaths, buy in is 10 OmniFunds
One betting pool for type of disaster/ mission. buy in is 5 Omnifunds.
One betting pool for scale of disaster, by order of magnitude. Buy in is 5 Omnifunds.
Current bets:
CLASS: Sanitation Engineer
Name: Jonathan "Jon" I. Tor
Physical Description:A bit overweight, sallow complexion, surly expression. Thick black eyebrows. Mole under left ear.
Background: Born and raised poor. Stuck in a dead end job for who knows how long. But hey, at least he carries a thermonuclear incinerator on his back!
Life: d4
Unarmed Life: d2
Attack: d2 for punches
Stats
d10 Strength
d4 Dexterity
d4 Speed
d6 Endurance
d6 Will
d4 Knowledge
d12 Fate
Skills
d4 Melee
d4 Guns
d4 Explosives
d8 Implants
d4 Mechanics
d4 Technology
d4 Medical
d4 Occult
d4 Speech
Status: (nominal)
Inventory
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
Disposable space suit
Grapple hook
Hypodermic Spear + (6?) ammo (mystery goo-greenish liquid in vials)
Snacks:
OMNI-Munch bar
OMNIGUM
Valuable:
Gold ring
Silver Necklace
OMNI currency card
Curiosity:
Stress ball
Small bag of what look like mouse bones
business card for "OMNI-FLESH Bar" (hole in the wall illicit titty bar)
Blackmail:
Nothing.
Money: 143
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
675 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: We look forward to the hypospear.
Name: Kerberos Pu
Physical Description: A pale Asian man with white hair and a flat expression on their face.
Background:
[Redacted]Class:
SecurityLife:
d6Attack:
d6 Security Rifle (use die dnothing till I reload),
d4 Security Baton
Stats:Strength: d6
Dexterity: d6
Speed:d6
Endurance: d6
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d4
Skills:Melee: d6
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: D6
Status: Burnt stubs for feet
Inventory:
- OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
- OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and a magazines(d6 use die)
- OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
- OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
- OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Bump fate to d6 and melee to d8.
Lead the chase after the murderkitty, got paralyzed, had Jon burn off my feet. Thinking about buying robo feet but uncertain about the price.
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
600 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Reply from janitorial staff lead "You probably deserved it, stumpy."
(Didn't even last one day, poor jimmy.)
Name: Burt Smith
Physical Description: A large bald man covered in tattoos.
Background: Just out of prison with no were else to turn he got a job at OMNITECH.
Class: Security
Life: d6 OMNITECH Riot suit
Attack: d6 Security Rifle, mag d6/ d4 Security Baton
Stats:
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d6
Endurance: d4
Will: d4
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d6
Guns: Pistols, d6
Explosives: d6
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d4
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: Fine
Inventory:
OMNITECH Riot suit (d6 Life)
OMNITECH Generic Security Rifle (d6 ranged Attack) and 3 magazines (d6 use die)
OMNITECH Generic Security Baton (d4 melee attack)
OMNITECH electrical behavior modification implant
OMNITECH Omni-light
Money: 0
Welcome back! I wish you better luck than last time which...won't be hard~
I live. I'd like to level up mechanics and knowledge.
- Cleaned up at least 5 corpses
- Did some general cleaning along the way
- Found the activation key for the implant vendor
- Found that prototype handyguy arm
- Did not get shot, inflict property damage or otherwise incur costs upon the organisation
Name: Eddrick E. Slant, esq.
Physical Description: Prefers wearing his rubberized suit with the hazmat helmet. Underneath he's a young man in his late 20's. He has an unkempt mop of hair, some serious stubble, and the perpetualy tired look of someone who is both overworked and enjoys staying up way too late.
Background: Eddrick, like every boy in his family, was forced to become a lawyer. Though he passed his bar exam, he would quickly change jobs to a janitor at a local high school. The drudgery of too many divorce cases just got to him, man. After a freak incidend with genetically modified frogs forced to school to close down, Eddrick took a job with OMNITECH. He originally applied for a position as Public Relations Representative, but they made him a janitor due to his prior experience.
Life: D2
Attack: D2 punches
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d8
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d6
Fate: d8
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d6
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Speech: d4
Status: (all systems nominal)
Inventory:
OMNITECH Rubberized Jumpsuit
OMNITECH Incinerator
OMNITECH Arc Scraper
OMNITECH Automop
OMNITECH contract notebook
OMNITECH Memory Eradicator
OMNITECH health insurance
Universal communicator
Folded piece of paper with "Erica ?" written on it.
3x some sort of little sphere of metal with a blinking red LED embedded in it
Red Keycard
OMNITECH personal music player + wireless earbuds
Pack of gum
6 condoms
Piece of paper with user name and password on it
5 ash cubes from corpses
USB memory stick ==> prostethic vending machine key
Box of OMNI Cigarettes
1 Optical computer mouse
Jeweler's loupe
A box of Q-tips
Notecard with some technical specs written on it
Prostethic limbs: 2 arms and 3 legs
Prostethic arm with several small dome cameras studded along the length of the thing in strategic places like the palm and the elbow. Let go of my arm when asked
Money: 150
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
600 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Who approved of an automated arm called "Mr.Handy"?
'Accomplishments':
Prevented Clem from bleeding out with the help of sticky goop, twice!. Also helped heal and then evacuate the ape (Reginald).
'Explored' lab 3.
Did a lot of scanning and data gathering throughout the mission, including monster corpses.
Hit the monster with sticky goop, immobilizing it and effectively taking it out of the fight.
Used scanner to find final 2 monsters, allowing the team to shoot 'em dead.
By the way, how many OMNI were on that card I found earlier?
Name: Yagyu d'Aubigny
Physical Description: Slightly smaller than average, tanned, sideburns.
Background: Yagyu hates OMNITECH. But Yagyu likes money.
Class: Hazardous Materials Reclamation Crew
Life: d2
Attack: d4 Sticky goop thrower (no dmg)
Stats:
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d4
Speed: d10
Endurance: d6
Will: d6
Knowledge: d4
Fate: d6
Skills:
Melee: d4
Guns: d8
Explosives: d4
Implants: d4
Mechanics: d6
Technology: d4
Medical: d4
Occult: d4
Status: leg in cast, under some painkillers.
Inventory:
OMNITECH Isolation Suit (Protection from many environmental dangers)
OMNITECH Foam Gun (d4 attack. Does no damage. If successful, target is immobilized. Multiple guns used in concert stack, ie three people using foam guns at once would be 3d4. Some targets immune.) Foam tank, d8 use die (now d4)
OMNITECH Generic Personal Sidearm (d4 ranged attack) x3 Magazines (d4 use die)
OMNITECH Sealing Tool (D4 use die)
OMNITECH Environmental Scanner
Riot suit (d6 Life) (not worn)
universal communicator
pack of gum, wallet with an omni-card and some children's photos
Money: 450
The card had 292 omni on it.
Message from OMNITECH accounting:
600 Omni has been added to your account.
Note: Is it better to steal from the dead or the living?
When everyone is ready for another mission, report back to the barracks. An old friend is waiting for you there. 
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