Canto II - Gastroesophageal Paradise
"SORRY, KING ZULTAN, I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO SO!"
Distract Godmodder with anime tiddies.
The Godmodder has no need for anime tiddies, because he's an advanced being that does not get distracted by such mortal pleasures. He does look at the tiddies for "research purposes", however.
I have a two step plan to the fight.
Steal a 1 from the Godmadder hp
The Godmadder is rather angry that you stole some of his imaginary HP. He now has i-1 HP, and revels in his complexity.
>Join the godmodder's side since we all know we can't beat him, so why don't I beat the filthy anti-godmodder?
You try to join the Godmodder's side, but because you are currently in space and the universe is infinitely expanding, you can't exactly tell which side is his side and which side is your side, or if any of you even have sides.
I begin creating a Dyson swarm around a nearby star
A swarm of Freeman Dyson clones suddenly surround the star closest to you, pledging their allegiance to you. As with any work of fiction set in space, there are a lot of clones involved.
...Steal the / between the two 100s. This will either go very wrong, or very right.
The / is stolen, and the Godmodder now has two 100 HP bars. Since there is no maximum set on his health anymore, he is free to increase his HP with any method he can find.
Since, as the Godmodder seems to be implying, everything is pointless, and as his health is being measured in hitpoints, it seems clear to me that he must have no hitpoints, because there are no points.
This means the Godmodder is dead.
Common misconception: in space, HP stands for healthpoints, not hitpoints. The points do disappear, and the Godmodder is left with merely "health", now a measurement of his actual health instead of how much damage he has taken. Seeing as how his diet mostly consists of doritos and mountain dew, the Godmodder's health drops to 50.
psystrike
The Godmodder's psyche is already shattered, so by striking it, you accidentally impale yourself on some of its shards.
unacceptable! rip a hole in reality to access unreality, THEN summon the malific man through it!
You try to rip a hole, but realize that you are currently in space, meaning you're in a vacuum, so there is nothing for you to rip. Even reality is absent.
Wills into exist a Moon to smack into the God Moddwr and from there a battle field. On said moon makes a portal, next to God modded that becomes a series of portals, from the array comes rays of destructive anti Matter energy burst to coat the god modder in a lethal energy bath.:
The God Moddwr, God modded and god modder all tragically cry in despair as you annihilate them mercilessly with your infinite power. The Godmodder laughs at the spectacle.
Transform self into Ra, Egyptian God of the Sun, and begin detonating stars near the Godmodder's position.
You become Ra, and detonate several stars, including the star with the swarm of Dyson clones constructed by dgr11897 above. The Dyson swarm explodes.
"I kicked the wrong ass and payed for it, with my foot."
Summon Mars and hit the Godmodder with Mars.
You summon Mars, the Roman God of war, who immediately wages war with Ra, who was created above. Gods from different religions don't tend to get along, so you accidentally smash Mars into Ra, fusing them together. Logically, the God of the Sun, which is a star, and the God of War should create the God of Star Wars, so you accidentally create George Lucas.
Hah! you fool1 I never said I wasn't a fish! now there's no way the Godmodder will be able to distinguish me from the other 12 fish. what? I said I made 13? well, yeah, but then I ate one of them instantly, duh. also, I counted twice for my set because I'm so AWESOME!
I then silently and epiphenomally declare myself king of the 13-member blobfish empire. I shall use an alias, of course, to avoid identification. I think I'll go with... Spalthos the blobfish.
You mentioned the fish within Stand brackets, meaning that your Stand is [Fish1, Fish2, Fish3, Fish4, Fish5, Fish6, Fish7, Fish8, Fish9, Fish10, Fish11, Fish12, Fish13 and JOE]. Since you ate one of the fish, and all damage dealt to a Stand is dealt to its user, you lose your arm. You declare yourself as a fish, and all the fish, including yourself, starve to death.
The Godmodder: 50 100 Health
George Lucas, God of Star Wars: 10 Health
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