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Voting closed: December 23, 2018, 05:57:41 am

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

SKELLY! NOOOOOOOOOO! POWER UP USING MY RAGE AND AVENGE SKELLY BY RIPPING OFF SATAN'S SKELETON!

[Screech9791]

NEW ROBLOX GOATSIA WAS NEVER THE ACTUAL ROBLOX GOATSIA.

>RETURN TO RG, AND DELETE NRG, THE FALSE RG, AND I CREATED THAT REALM SO I CAN DELETE IT ALL I WANT. ALSO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IN NRG GETS DELETED WITH THE FAKE ROBLOX GOATSIA.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

ALRIGHT, USE MY FEINDISH SORCERY TO TURN ANGRY INTO A CHAIR!

[Yoink]

SHRUG AND WANDER OFF TO SCORE SOME MORE PIPEWEED IN NEARBY VILLAGE WE JUST HEROICALLY SAVED FROM DRACOLICH

[CABL]

Keep mind controlling people while I'm protected by my HOBO ARMY.

(6) YOU MIND-CONTROL A PSYCHIC LADY, WHO SUCKS OFF SOME OF YOUR OWN PSYCHIC POWER! (1 VS 3-1) SHE ATTEMPTS TO KILL YOU WITH A PSIONIC LIGHTING, BUT YOU COUNTER IT WITH A DEFLECTING PSIONIC SHIELD! SHE FALLS TO HER KNEES!

SKELLY! NOOOOOOOOOO! POWER UP USING MY RAGE AND AVENGE SKELLY BY RIPPING OFF SATAN'S SKELETON!

ALRIGHT, USE MY FEINDISH SORCERY TO TURN ANGRY INTO A CHAIR!

(3+1 VS 6) ANGRY ATTEMPTS TO JUMP ON THE SATAN, BUT HE TURNS ANGRY'S ENTIRE LEGS INTO WOODEN CHAIR LEGS, MAKING IMMOBILE!

NEW ROBLOX GOATSIA WAS NEVER THE ACTUAL ROBLOX GOATSIA.

>RETURN TO RG, AND DELETE NRG, THE FALSE RG, AND I CREATED THAT REALM SO I CAN DELETE IT ALL I WANT. ALSO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IN NRG GETS DELETED WITH THE FAKE ROBLOX GOATSIA.

(6) YOU RETURN TO THE ORIGINAL ROBLOX GOATSE REALM, AND YOU GET IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED BY THE ROBLOX GOATSES! (4 VS 3) YOU SEND THEM RUNNING, AND THEN YOU ATTEMPT TO DELETE NRG (4 VS 6), BUT GET BLOCKED BY XXX_PU551_D3STROY3R_XXX, WHO DOES A REMOTE BITCHSLAP ON YOU, SENDING YOU FLYING ACROSS THE OG ROBLOX GOATSIA, JUST LIKE A PINBALL!

SHRUG AND WANDER OFF TO SCORE SOME MORE PIPEWEED IN NEARBY VILLAGE WE JUST HEROICALLY SAVED FROM DRACOLICH

(6) YOU LEAVE THE PARTY AND FIND AN INN WITH FREE PIPEWEED AND BEAUTIFUL WAITRESSES... THEN YOU WAKE UP, SEEING HOW A HELICOPTER FALLS INTO AN APARTMENT!

NPC TURNS:

((HOW DID I DROP THE METALLIC SKELETONS VS ARMY/AIR FORCE CONFLICT))

(6 VS 6, SKELETON VS ARMY/AIR FORCE CONFLICT) THE BATTLE OVER THE MOOSETOWN IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AND INTENSE: THE SKELETONS SUDDENLY MOW DOWN THE HELICOPTERS, AND THE TANKS AND THE INFANTRY WITH THEIR AIMBOTS! HOWEVER, A SIGNIFICANT PART OF THE SKELETONS GET EXTERMINATED BY HELICOPTERS' AIR-TO-GROUND MISSILES! (4) THE MILITARY STARTS TO EVACUATE THE FOLK OF MOOSETOWN!

(1 VS 1-2, SECURITY VS CRAZED SCIENTISTS) THE SECURITY HAS BARELY AND FINALLY SUBDUED ALL OF THE SCIENTISTS AFFECTED BY THE PSIONIC WAVE CRAZE!

(3 VS 2-1, THE DEMONS VS THE MILITARY BASE GARRISON) THE HQ BUILDING STARTS TO CRUMBLE UNDER THE HEAVY FIRE OF THE DEMONIC INVASION, AND MOST OF THE PERSONNEL GETS SLAUGHTERED! VERY FEW HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FLED INTO THE OUTSKIRTS!

TOWN POP: 97717
DEAD: 426
THE PERCENT OF THE MILITARY BASE PERSONNEL ALIVE: 10%, RETREATED
EVACUATED: 450

[King Zultan]

Quickly use my psychic powers to absorb the psychic lady's powers, if that fails have my HOBO army kill her.

[Screech9791]

>Go to other worlds and conquer then and enslave them, forcing their denizens to become my army. Any that resist will be aimbotted and slain.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

USE MY LEGS TO HIT SATAN IN THE FACE! THEN USE MY RAGE MAGIC TO BECOME A EIGHT CHAIR LEGGED WRATH SATAN!

[CABL]

Quickly use my psychic powers to absorb the psychic lady's powers, if that fails have my HOBO army kill her.

(1-1 VS 3) YOU ATTEMPT TO FINISH OFF THE PSYCHIC LADY, BUT SHE STANDS UP AND ABSORBED YOUR PSYCHIC BEAM, THEN COUNTER-ATTACKS YOU WITH AN EVEN MORE POWERFUL PSYCHIC BEAM! IT HITS YOU IN THE FOREHEAD, PIERCING THE HEAD THROUGH, DESTROYING THE BRAIN! THE HOBOS ARE SCATTERED IN HORROR! KING ZULTAN IS DEAD! RESPAWN?

>Go to other worlds and conquer then and enslave them, forcing their denizens to become my army. Any that resist will be aimbotted and slain.

(1)(5)(5+2 VS 5+2) YOU ATTACK A SHARD-SHAPED WORLD THAT'S CONTROLLED BY A POWERFUL LICH-KING! YOUR NUCLEAR DUAL-WIELD PISTOLS AND LICH'S POWERFUL NECROTIC MAGIC HAS DESTROYED THE WORLD, ALONG WITH BOTH OF YOU! RESPAWN?

USE MY LEGS TO HIT SATAN IN THE FACE! THEN USE MY RAGE MAGIC TO BECOME A EIGHT CHAIR LEGGED WRATH SATAN!

(1 VS 6) SATAN LAUGHS AT YOUR INABILITY TO JUMP, THEN HE GRABS AND OVERHEATS YOU UNTIL YOU LITERALLY COMBUST INTO FLAMES! RESPAWN?

LET'S FLIP A COIN: I'LL EITHER HELP THE MILITARY/AIR FORCE OR THE SKELETONS!

(1, COIN FLIP)(4 VS 1+1)(5 VS 5+1)(2+1) YOINK DESTROYS A LARGE SWATH OF THE SKELETONS WITH A FIREBALL BLAST; THE MILITARY TRIES TO TRASH MORE OF THE SKELETONS, BUT THEY GET EVAPORATED BY THE SKELETONS' PLASMA GUNS! THE EVACUATION EFFORTS WERE SOMEWHAT SUCCESSFUL!

NPC TURNS:

(1) XXX_PU551_D3STROY3R_XXX HITS UP A BONG AND COUGHS UNTIL HE VOMITS; HE FEELS DIZZY AFTER THAT!

THE DEMONS HAVE RETURNED BACK TO HELL, ASKING THE SATAN IF THEY SHOULD TRY TELEPORTING IN A MORE POPULATED PLACE!

TOWN POP: 97267
DEAD: 426
THE PERCENT OF THE MILITARY BASE PERSONNEL ALIVE: 10%, RETREATED
EVACUATED: 800

[Screech9791]

Wait, when did I get nuclear dual-wield pistols?

Either way, respawn and continue doing my task of conquering worlds and aimbotting those who resist so I can get an army to retake Roblox Goatsia.

[CABL]

Wait, when did I get nuclear dual-wield pistols?

WELL, IT'S A MINIMALIST RTD, AND YOU NEED TO HARM OTHER PLANAR (DEMI)GODS SOMEHOW, SO I HAND-WAVED IT!

[Avetruetotheimperator]

GOOD THING I REALIZED THE GHOST CHAIR WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA. ANYWAYS, TELL THE RETURNING DEMONS TO INVADE SOMEPLACE POPULATED AND WITH COMFORTABLE CHAIRS. THE ONE THAT GETS ME THE COMFIEST CHAIR WILL GET A REWARD!

[King Zultan]

Respawn as a scientist and start making AGENT ORANGE, then pour it on trees and stuff, because fuck nature.

[CABL]

Either way, respawn and continue doing my task of conquering worlds and aimbotting those who resist so I can get an army to retake Roblox Goatsia.

(4)(1 VS 2) YOU TRY TO CONQUER ANOTHER SHARD WORLD, THIS TIME RULED BY A DYING EARTH GOD; HE IGNORES YOUR DEPLETED URANIUM ROUNDS BY ENCASING HIMSELF IN A STONE, THEN PUSHES YOU AWAY INTO THE VOID!

GOOD THING I REALIZED THE GHOST CHAIR WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA. ANYWAYS, TELL THE RETURNING DEMONS TO INVADE SOMEPLACE POPULATED AND WITH COMFORTABLE CHAIRS. THE ONE THAT GETS ME THE COMFIEST CHAIR WILL GET A REWARD!

(2)(4 VS 2) THE DEMONS HAVE DECIDED TO ATTACK NEW MOOSERK IN THEIR SEARCH OF COMFY CHAIRS! THE DEMONS SUCCESSFULLY STEAL AN ARMCHAIR FROM A LOCAL FURNITURE SHOP, DESPITE THE COMBINED RESISTANCE OF THE COPS AND SECURITY GUARDS!

Respawn as a scientist and start making AGENT ORANGE, then pour it on trees and stuff, because fuck nature.

(1) YOU ACCIDENTALLY MIX WRONG CHEMICALS AND DESTROY THE LAB, (3) YET YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE WITH SOME CHEMICAL BURNS!

NPC TURNS:

(6 VS 6+1) THE BATTLE FOR MOOSETOWN IS RAGING ON; RIGHT NOW, THE SKELETONS HAVE TOOK THE ADVANTAGE OVER THE MILITARY/YOINK, DESPITE THEIR TANKS AND FIREBALLS!

(5-1) XXX_PU551_D3STROY3R_XXX GETS BETTER AFTER A WHILE, THEN HE DECIDES TO WRECK SOME NOOBS IN COD WHILE YELLING SLURS AND DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW!

TOWN POP: 97267
DEAD: 426
THE PERCENT OF THE MILITARY BASE PERSONNEL ALIVE: 10%, RETREATED
EVACUATED: 800

NEW MOOSERK POP: 8,622,583
DEAD: 150

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I'M GETTING BORED OF GM'ING THE GAME, AND SO I PLAN TO FINISH THE GAME BY SUMMONING AN INVASION OF ULTRA-POWERFUL "LORDS OF WINTER" RACE, LED BY SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF! THE GAME WILL BE OVER 28 FEB/1 MAR! THANKS YOU FOR STICKING AROUND WITH THIS GAME OF MINE!

[Screech9791]

>Pull out a deck of UNO cards but every card is replaced with a reverse card. Shove the deck in the dying earth god's face. If done right, this will make me get out of the void and he'll enter the void.