Keep mind controlling people while I'm protected by my HOBO ARMY.
(6) YOU MIND-CONTROL A PSYCHIC LADY, WHO SUCKS OFF SOME OF YOUR OWN PSYCHIC POWER! (1 VS 3-1) SHE ATTEMPTS TO KILL YOU WITH A PSIONIC LIGHTING, BUT YOU COUNTER IT WITH A DEFLECTING PSIONIC SHIELD! SHE FALLS TO HER KNEES!
SKELLY! NOOOOOOOOOO! POWER UP USING MY RAGE AND AVENGE SKELLY BY RIPPING OFF SATAN'S SKELETON!
ALRIGHT, USE MY FEINDISH SORCERY TO TURN ANGRY INTO A CHAIR!
(3+1 VS 6) ANGRY ATTEMPTS TO JUMP ON THE SATAN, BUT HE TURNS ANGRY'S ENTIRE LEGS INTO WOODEN CHAIR LEGS, MAKING IMMOBILE!
NEW ROBLOX GOATSIA WAS NEVER THE ACTUAL ROBLOX GOATSIA.
>RETURN TO RG, AND DELETE NRG, THE FALSE RG, AND I CREATED THAT REALM SO I CAN DELETE IT ALL I WANT. ALSO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IN NRG GETS DELETED WITH THE FAKE ROBLOX GOATSIA.
(6) YOU RETURN TO THE ORIGINAL ROBLOX GOATSE REALM, AND YOU GET IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED BY THE ROBLOX GOATSES! (4 VS 3) YOU SEND THEM RUNNING, AND THEN YOU ATTEMPT TO DELETE NRG (4 VS 6), BUT GET BLOCKED BY XXX_PU551_D3STROY3R_XXX, WHO DOES A REMOTE BITCHSLAP ON YOU, SENDING YOU FLYING ACROSS THE OG ROBLOX GOATSIA, JUST LIKE A PINBALL!
SHRUG AND WANDER OFF TO SCORE SOME MORE PIPEWEED IN NEARBY VILLAGE WE JUST HEROICALLY SAVED FROM DRACOLICH
(6) YOU LEAVE THE PARTY AND FIND AN INN WITH FREE PIPEWEED AND BEAUTIFUL WAITRESSES... THEN YOU WAKE UP, SEEING HOW A HELICOPTER FALLS INTO AN APARTMENT!
NPC TURNS:((HOW DID I DROP THE METALLIC SKELETONS VS ARMY/AIR FORCE CONFLICT))
(6 VS 6, SKELETON VS ARMY/AIR FORCE CONFLICT) THE BATTLE OVER THE MOOSETOWN IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AND INTENSE: THE SKELETONS SUDDENLY MOW DOWN THE HELICOPTERS, AND THE TANKS AND THE INFANTRY WITH THEIR AIMBOTS! HOWEVER, A SIGNIFICANT PART OF THE SKELETONS GET EXTERMINATED BY HELICOPTERS' AIR-TO-GROUND MISSILES! (4) THE MILITARY STARTS TO EVACUATE THE FOLK OF MOOSETOWN!
(1 VS 1-2, SECURITY VS CRAZED SCIENTISTS) THE SECURITY HAS BARELY AND FINALLY SUBDUED ALL OF THE SCIENTISTS AFFECTED BY THE PSIONIC WAVE CRAZE!
(3 VS 2-1, THE DEMONS VS THE MILITARY BASE GARRISON) THE HQ BUILDING STARTS TO CRUMBLE UNDER THE HEAVY FIRE OF THE DEMONIC INVASION, AND MOST OF THE PERSONNEL GETS SLAUGHTERED! VERY FEW HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FLED INTO THE OUTSKIRTS!
TOWN POP: 97717
DEAD: 426
THE PERCENT OF THE MILITARY BASE PERSONNEL ALIVE: 10%, RETREATED
EVACUATED: 450