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Voting closed: December 23, 2018, 05:57:41 am

[Doomblade187]

MURDERIZE EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. Except librarians and bartenders.

[King Zultan]

Go get a gun and kill people until I can get some alcohol.

[CABL]

ACCESS THE POWER OF HATE TO EVOLVE INTO A DEMON THAT IS JUST AS STRONG BUT MUCH FASTER, SOMETHING LIKE A MARAUDER!. THEN PUNCH SKELLY IN THE FACE!!!

(1)(1-1 VS 5-1) THE TRANSFORMATION WENT WRONG; YOUR MUSCLES HAVE POPPED LIKE OVERHEATED SAUSAGES! SKELLY THE MERCILESS USES THIS MOMENT TO DELIVER A ROCKET RIGHT INTO YOUR FACE! YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT FROM THE SHRAPNEL AND POPPED MUSCLES, LAYING ON THE GROUND HALF-CONSCIOUS!

*INTENSE GARGLING NOISES* GAIN MY VOICE BACK THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF WILL!

(5) SUDDENLY, YOUR VOICE RETURNS AND IS EVEN BETTER THAN BEFORE! FOR EXAMPLE, YOU CAN SPEAK LIKE A DEMON LORD AND ALSO SING LIKE A CLONE OF FREDDIE MERCURY!

ATTACK THE DEMONS, WE AREN'T TOTALLY MALICIOUS!
ALSO, CREATE/SPREAD MORE CURE, MODIFY THE CURE SO THAT IT KILLS THE ONES WHO WERE RESISTANT TO THE FIRST CURE

(2) THE VIRUS CULT IS JOINING THE ARMY IN THEIR STRUGGLE AGAINST THE DEMON HORDE! MEANWHILE, YOU TRY TO MODIFY THE CURE, BUT STOP DOING SO, SINCE THE EXPERIMENT HAS SHOWN THAT THE CURE'S SUBSTANCES CAN'T BE MODIFIED WITHOUT BREAKING DOWN!

MURDERIZE EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. Except librarians and bartenders.

(3 VS 1-2) (1 VS 1) THE ALLOSAUR ARMY FINISHES OFF THE BOOBSY EPIDEMIC THEN HEADS OFF TO ATTACK THE MILITARY; THE SKIRMISH IS VERY MINOR AND RESULTS (1D2=1) IN THE ALLOSAURS WIPING OUT A SMALL SQUAD OF THE ARMY PEOPLE!

Go get a gun and kill people until I can get some alcohol.

(5) (5 VS 3) YOU FIND AN ASSAULT RIFLE AND HEAD OFF TO SHOOT AT THE MILITARY THAT USES NEARBY GROCERY STORE AS A COVER! YOU GET SOME OF THEM KILLED VIA HEADSHOTS!

NPC TURNS:

THE ARMY/AIRFORCE: NOW THAT THE EPIDEMIC HAS ENDED, IT'S TIME TO START AN EVACUATION MISSION: ORGANIZE ARMORED BUSES WHILE ALSO FIGHTING FOR AIR SUPERIORITY! THE VIRUS CULT: ATTEMPT TO GET CLOSER AND BANISH THE PORTAL! THE DEMONS: UNLEASH MASS DEMONIC POSSESSION OF THE CIVILIANS!

(3) (4 VS 6) (2 VS 6) (3) THE FIRST BUSES ARRIVE AND EVACUATE A SMALL AMOUNT OF PEOPLE, WHILE THE AIR SCRAMBLE NOW STARTS TO FAVOR THE DEMONS; PAIN ELEMENTALS SPEW OUT A LOT OF EXPLODING LOST SOULS TO DOWN HELICOPTERS AND JET FIGHTERS ALIKE! THE VIRUS CULT TRIES TO SNEAK IN AND SACRIFICE ITSELF, SO THAT THE PORTAL GETS CLOSED, BUT THEY GET CAUGHT AND SLAUGHTERED BY THE DEMONS! THE DEMONIC PORTAL SUDDENLY DRONES AS IT UNLEASHES A SMALL REDISH WAVE UPON THE CITY, TURNING SOME OF THE CITIZENS INTO ZOMBIES!

CITY POP: 210,778,0
DEAD: 19858
INFECTED (BOOBSY VIRUS): WIPED!
ZOMBIES: 2355

[TankKit]

PRETEND TO BE THE LORD OF THE DEMONS AND TELL THEM TO RETREAT!

[Screech9791]

>Destroy the sysadmin via strapping lots of recreational nuclear bombs to his body, then blowing them up.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

FOOL, THIS WAS MY PLAN ALONG! DIE AND BECOME A WRATH WRAITH! THEN POSSESS SKELLY AND MAKE HIM BEAT HIMSELF UP!

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Use my dark powers as THE SATAN to fuse hell-beast with tank to create abominations that will slaughter the Humans!

[King Zultan]

Keep shooting people, until I get my alcohol.

[Yoink]

ADD A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES TO MY DISGUISE! HIDE THE GUNS UNDER MY TRENCHCOAT! STEAL A BIG TOUGH-LOOKING MOTORCYCLE!   

[CABL]

PRETEND TO BE THE LORD OF THE DEMONS AND TELL THEM TO RETREAT!

(4) YOU PERSUADE A SMALL CHUNK OF THE DEMONIC ARMY TO RETREAT BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD!

>Destroy the sysadmin via strapping lots of recreational nuclear bombs to his body, then blowing them up.

(6 VS 6) YOU TEMPORARILY KNOCK XXX_PU551_D35TR0Y3R_XXX UNCONSCIOUS, GIVING YOU A TIME TO STRAP NUKES ON HIM FROM FOREHEAD AND FEET, BUT HE SUDDENLY AWAKENS AND GRAPPLES YOU WITH A HUG! THE BOMBS GO OFF, DESTROYING THE SERVER COMPLETELY, (2) (6) ALONG WITH YOU! XXX_PU551_D35TR0Y3R_XXX SURVIVES AND FINDS A WAY TO THE REAL WORLD, HOWEVER!

FOOL, THIS WAS MY PLAN ALONG! DIE AND BECOME A WRATH WRAITH! THEN POSSESS SKELLY AND MAKE HIM BEAT HIMSELF UP!

(6) YOU DIE AND BECOME A WRATH WRAITH THAT CAN'T MOVE AWAY FROM ITS DEAD PHYSICAL BODY, UNLESS THE REVENGE IS SATISFIED; (1 VS 1) YOU GRAB SKELLY BY HIS BONY NECK, BUT HE TICKLES YOU WITH HIS KNUCKLES, RESULTING IN YOU DROPPING YOUR GUARD AND RELEASING SKELLY!

Use my dark powers as THE SATAN to fuse hell-beast with tank to create abominations that will slaughter the Humans!

(2) THE CAPTURED BY THE DEMONS TANKS HAVE BEEN ENCHANTED BY PRAYERS AGAINST EVIL; THE HOLY STEEL REJECTS THE DEMONIC FLESH!

Keep shooting people, until I get my alcohol.

(3 VS 6) YOU KEEP SHOOTING WHILE SHOUTING ABOUT WANTING ALCOHOL; THE BULLETS CAN'T PENETRATE NANITE-INFUSED CONCRETE, AND THE MILITARY UNIT RETALIATES BY INJURING YOUR GUTS WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST!

ADD A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES TO MY DISGUISE! HIDE THE GUNS UNDER MY TRENCHCOAT! STEAL A BIG TOUGH-LOOKING MOTORCYCLE!   

(4)(2)(3)(4 VS 2) YOU FIND SOME SUNGLASSES IN THE TRASHCAN AND WIPE THE DUST AWAY, THEN PUT THEM ON; YOU THEN TRY TO HIDE THE GUNS UNDER A TRENCHCOAT, BUT THEY DON'T FIT IN! SIGHING, YOU FIND A BIKER AND HIS MOTORCYCLE, KNOCK HIM OUT WITH A BITCHSLAP, AND FINALLY STEAL THE BIKE!

FORWARD, ALLOSAURS, TO OUR VICTORY AGAINST HUMIES!

(6+2 VS 4) ALONG WITH THE DEMONS AND THE POSSESSED/ZOMBIES, YOU TOTALLY WRECK THE MILITARY AND FORCE THEM TO RETREAT UNTIL SPECIAL TROOPS ARRIVE AND STOP EVACUATION EFFORTS; (6) THE DEMONS AND THE POSSESSED CLEANSE THE CITY FROM A LOT OF CIVILIANS, BUT IT MADE THEM MILITANT AND FORM RESISTANCE CELLS!

PROJECT A FORCE FIELD AGAINST THE INTRUDERS AT THE CITY HALL, SUPPLY THE RESISTANCE WITH RECRUITS FROM THE FORMER POLICE FORCE!

(3)(5) THE FORCE FIELD IS PRETTY WEAK, BUT WILL HOLD THE DEMONS OFF FOR AT LEAST A TURN, DEPENDING ON HOW INTENSE THE ASSAULT COULD BE! MEANWHILE, COUNTLESS COPS JOIN THE RESISTANCE TO FIGHT BACK THE DEMONS!

NPC TURNS:

RETURN TO THE BASE ASAP AND REGROUP!

(1) ALMOST ALL OF THE STATE AIR FORCE IS DESTROYED BY THE DEMONS WHILE RETREATING!

BRRAAAAINS: SPREAD THE INFECTION!

(1) MOST OF THE CIVILIANS ARE TOO QUICK FOR THE ZOMBIES TO PURSUE; WORSE YET, SOME OF THE CIVILIANS FIGHT BACK QUITE SUCCESSFULLY WITH THEIR CANES!

CITY POP: 1930400
DEAD: 195488
EVACUATED: 1750
ZOMBIES: 2355

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

BEAT SKELLY TO DEATH MY DEAD CORPSE!

[KitRougard]

SHIT YEAH, THIS IS GOING PRETTY WELL, ACTUALLY. REALLY FAST, SEND AN EXTRADIMENTIONAL MESSAGE OVER TO THE HALLOWEEN RTD, SEE IF I CAN GET THE ROBOT SKELETONS FROM OVER THERE, OVER HERE.

"HEY, SKELETONS, I'M DOING SOMETHING, AND I COULD USE A LITTLE ARMY. FOLLOW THE INCLUDED INSTRUCTIONS TO CREATE A PORTAL OVER HERE."

[Screech9791]

>Using the fact that the admin is no longer online, I kick him off the admin list. I then bring everyone to the ROBLOX goatse realm with my new admin powers.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

ALRIGHT, TIME TO SHOW THESE DUDES REAL NECROMANCY! THE BIRD.GIFS DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD, BUT THE MASTER PLAN STILL HAS USE OF THEM. MY DEVILISH POWER SHALL REVIVE AND COMBINE THE SWARM, CREATING THE TERRIBLE BIRDZILLA!

[Doomblade187]

CONSTRUCT THE NEW DINO KINGDOM!