Be a homeless guy, hide in a dumpster and cry.
(5) YOU'RE A HOBO; YOU HIDE IN A DUMPSTER AND CRY YOUR HEART OUT! YOU FEEL BETTER!
USE HATE TO BECOME SOME SORT OF ANTI-DOOMSLAYER! THEN GO TO THE NEXT MATCH AND KICK THE ASS OF THE POOR DEMONIC CHUP THAT WILL FIGHT ME!
(2) YOU TRY TO DO SO, BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR TWO DOOMSLAYERS IN THIS RTD'S WORLD! (6 VS 2) YOUR NEXT OPPONENT IS SKELLY THE MERCILESS, THE ARCH-REVENANT; YOU SHIELD YOURSELF FROM THE ROCKETS VIA AN ARMOR OF HATE SPELL, THEN RUSH TOWARDS THE ASCENDING SKELLY, GRABBING BY A LEG AND THROWING HIM INTO A WALL OF THE ARENA! (2) HIS JETPACK GETS BROKEN AND IS LEAKING HELLISH ESSENCE (IN OTHER WORDS, HIS JETPACK FUEL), AND IT SEEMS THAT YOU'VE MANAGED TO DAMAGE SKELLY'S PELVIS, SINCE HE WALKS LIKE A DRUNK!
HACK INTO THE FORUM GAME THIS IS ALL TAKING PLACE IN AND GIVE MYSELF ADMINISTRATOR COMMANDS!
(1) THE GM DETECTS YOU AND TURNS YOU INTO A HOBO THAT WEARS ONLY HIS WHITE UNDERPANTS WITH RED HEARTS!
DANGIT! MORPH BACK INTO MY PREVIOUS BO(O)BCAT FORM AND GET BACK INTO MY DISGUISE!
(6) YOU MORPH INTO AN EXTREMELY MUSCULAR AND TALL BOOBSY THE BOBCAT, BUT YOUR DISGUISE GOT RIPPED IN THE PROCESS! (4) YOU MANAGE TO AVOID THE DEMONS AND THE ARMY PATROLS, HOWEVER!
THE SENTIENCE SIMPLY SNAPS BACK TO THE NETWORK OF INFECTED COMPUTERS IN FUCKVILLE!
COMMENCE ANALYSIS OF BOOBSY VIRUS, TRYING TO DETERMINE WEAKNESSES OR CURES
(5) THE ANALYSIS COMES TO CONCLUSION TO THAT THE BEST WAY TO IS A SPECIAL BACTERIA THAT EATS CANCER CELLS! (6) THE COMPUTER MANUFACTURES AN ABSOLUTE SHITTON OF THE CURE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO USE IT FAST, LEST THE CHEMICAL COMPOSITIONS IN THE CURE DEGRADE!
>Accept the duel, by spawning a M249 with an underbarrel shotgun in for me and aimbot with it so all my bullets hit him.
(1 VS 1) BOTH OF YOUR GUNS ARE JAMMED, SO YOU PUNCH EACH OTHER A COUPLE OF TIMES, RESULTING IN BOTH OF YOU GETTING PUNCHED FAR AWAY, BEYOND THE LIMITS OF THE SERVER MAP!
RECOGNIZE THE BOOBSIE MENACE AS THE TRUE THREAT,
MUDERIZE THEM!
(5+1 VS 1) COMBINING FORCES WITH THE REST OF THE DEMON ARMY, YOU HAVE MANAGED TO KILL A LOT OF BOOBSIES BY BURNING, STOMPING, TEARING, AND EXPLODING THEM!
NPC TURNS:THE ARMY/AIR FORCE: KILL/BOMB THE BOOBSIES! THE BOOBSIES: RETREAT INTO SEWERS!
(1-1) (3-1 VS 5-2) THE BOOBSIES GET SURROUNDED BY THE ARMY WHEN THEY ENTER THE SEWERS, AND WHEN THE BOOBSIES ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE BACK AT THE SURFACE, THE MILITARY SURROUND THEM THERE, TOO! THE BOOBSIES CHARGE IN A SUICIDAL ATTACK, MANAGING TO THIN THE ENCIRCLEMENT!
PRAY FOR THE VIRUS, GIVING IT STRENGTH!
(1) THE VIRUS IS ANNOYED BY THE DRUNK VOICES CHANTING IN UNISON! -1 TO THE VIRUS' NEXT ACTIONS!
CITY POP: 211,879,2
DEAD: 11202
INFECTED (BOOBSY VIRUS): 8657
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