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Voting closed: December 23, 2018, 05:57:41 am

[TankKit]

MAKE EVERYONE WORSHIP THE VIRUS AS THE NEW GOD OF NEW FUCKVILLE, KILL ALL WHO DO NOT WORSHIP THE VIRUS!

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

RESPAWN AS A DEMON, CHALLENGE THE STRONGEST DEMONS AROUND FOR THE TITLE OF DEMON KING GOD OF HELL

[Screech9791]

>Tell the police that are arresting me that they are arresting someone carrying out the virus's plan, which is to blow up the city and all the cancerous bobcat mascots inside, by having me get 25 kills without dying to be able to call one in. Sure, a shit ton of people will die, but it'll save the entirety of the world, so the boobsy the bobcat incident won't exist. Also tell them that NMBAA is just a group of neo-North American Man-Boy Love Association members, and those pedos at NMBAA need to be arrested.

If I get unarrested, kill some of those ex-NAMBLA members and boobsy clones.

[TankKit]

TELL THE POLICE THAT THIS HERETIC WOULD KILL THE VIRUS BY BLOWING UP A CITY AND SHOULD ELIMINATED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!

[KitRougard]

NOTICE THE NEARBY INTERCEPTORS AND NORMAL GUN-PLANES, AND TAKE OVER THEIR CONTROL SYSTEMS BECAUSE THEYRE CLOSE ENOUGH FOR WI-FI TO REACH! AND ASSURE THE POLICE THAT THE BOOBSIES, WHILE NOT PART OF MY PLAN, ARE FUN TO WATCH, AND THAT NUKING THEM IS NOT FUN. THIS SOLDIER NEEDS A QUICK DEATH PENALTY.

[Screech9791]

TELL THE POLICE THAT THIS HERETIC WOULD KILL THE VIRUS BY BLOWING UP A CITY AND SHOULD ELIMINATED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!

NOTICE THE NEARBY INTERCEPTORS AND NORMAL GUN-PLANES, AND TAKE OVER THEIR CONTROL SYSTEMS BECAUSE THEYRE CLOSE ENOUGH FOR WI-FI TO REACH! AND ASSURE THE POLICE THAT THE BOOBSIES, WHILE NOT PART OF MY PLAN, ARE FUN TO WATCH, AND THAT NUKING THEM IS NOT FUN. THIS SOLDIER NEEDS A QUICK DEATH PENALTY.

I'm just trying to blow up all traces of the boobsy virus, alright?

[KitRougard]

YES, BUT DO IT A BIT AT A TIME! I WANT WAR NOT HIROSHIMA.

[TankKit]

THE VIRUS HAS SPOKEN! WE MUST KILL THE HERETIC TO AVOID HIROSHIMA!

[Screech9791]

YES, BUT DO IT A BIT AT A TIME! I WANT WAR NOT HIROSHIMA.

IT'S ONLY ONE FUCKING NUKE FFS, NOT I DON'T KNOW THE FUCKING SUN CONDENSED INTO A NUKE

[TankKit]

THE HIROSHIMA WAS ONE NUKE TOO YOU POTATO!

[Yoink]

CALM DOWN, COVER SELF IN SHEET OR RAGS OR SOMETHING FOR DISGUISE THEN GO FIND THE MAYOR. IF DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND MAYOR, GO TO NEWSPAPER OFFICE INSTEAD. CAUTIOUSLY APPROACH THEM AND OFFER TO HELP DEAL W/ BOBCAT EPIDEMIC BY GIVING INSIDE INFORMATION    

[Doomblade187]

SET AMBUSH FOR APPROACHING DEMON ARMY!

[King Zultan]

Kill more of the victims, as my shovel needs blood.

[Screech9791]

THE HIROSHIMA WAS ONE NUKE TOO YOU POTATO!

AT LEAST HIROSHIMA DIDN'T HAVE A BOBCAT MASCOT AND DEMON INFESTATION, UNLIKE FUCKVILLE!

[TankKit]

DON'T JUDGE FUCKVILLE BY IT'S COVER, IT'S ONLY SLIGHTLY INFESTED WITH DEMONS AND BOBCAT MASCOTS!