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[sprinkled chariot]

Name: Borkle, He-who-pinches-your-face
Sphere: Battle Strife
Power: 13
Forces: 18 Hard Boys, 1200 Hearty Boys, 550 WarBeasts

((What’s this “entry price” again?))

Borkle Heads down with his army to give these monsters what-for

Father, All I did was to make mortals worship you instead of false gods!

Spend 2 power on covering myself with sacred wrestling oil and wrestling Prowler to death in most fabulous way possible with sacred 247 oiled wrestling moves of Borkle 

[LordPorkins]

Name: Borkle, He-who-pinches-your-face
Sphere: Battle Strife
Power: 13
Forces: 18 Hard Boys, 1200 Hearty Boys, 550 WarBeasts

((What’s this “entry price” again?))

Borkle Heads down with his army to give these monsters what-for

Father, All I did was to make mortals worship you instead of false gods!

Spend 2 power on covering myself with sacred wrestling oil and wrestling Prowler to death in most fabulous way possible with sacred 247 oiled wrestling moves of Borkle 

((I was talking about the monsters on Liliths planet))

“SURVIVE THIS AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT SUBJECTS LIKE RESPECTING THE RELIGIOUS VIEWS OF OTHERS AND THE AVOIDMENT OF GENOCIDE.”

[Egan_BW]

"Genocide isn't combat or murder, so I'm not sure what use it has. I do approve of beating up the followers of false gods, but that's just because their religion is hilariously disprovable. Makes converts and funny looks on their faces!"

[RoseHeart]

Begin eating local children that get lost near the woods. Spare just enough to spread my legend.

(Retreat to the safety of the preserve if they hunt me.)

Spoiler: Thorn (click to show/hide)

Name: Thorn ('It')
God Level: Demi
Power: 0
Description: Looks like what ever being ate the peach. Slowly replaces their mind. If the body dies, a bush grows within a day with a single peach.
Notes: Fond of huskies.
Current Approximate Description:
(Like 20 feet at the shoulder)

[KitRougard]

"Plus, it's quite therapeutical to do a few sacrifices every now and then. Eat a few souls, get a bit of power, heal a few maddening mental wounds that might never go away..." Enal seems invested in this idea, and his draconic face seems... Troubled.

[Enemy post]

Begin eating local children that get lost near the woods. Spare just enough to spread my legend.

"Hi. Sorry to bother you, but I think we need to talk. I try very hard to get along with all my divine kin. Generally, I take a live-and-let-live approach to whatever they like to do, although it pains me when mortals get hurt. I hope we can be friends, actually. I certainly don't like pushing weaker entities around at all. But I think I'm going to have to be very clear on this.

If you decide to go around killing kids, then I will use every bit of power I can and take every favor the rest of the pantheon wants to give me to put you down.

Again, sorry to bother you, but I felt we needed to work that out.


Gather the mortals in my burrow together and build them an subdimensional city to take shelter in during the Hearty Boy invasion. Also, see if I can connect to the Underworld using my burrow.

Spoiler: Ep (click to show/hide)

Name:Ep.
God level:Minor
Power:1
Sphere:The Weak.
Description:A little brown mouse with an upward-pointing crescent on his forehead.
Notes:Lives in an infinite subspace burrow.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Uh, hey big punch god? I got this cool monster for you to fight! Just come down and have a good bloody battle.I promise it'll only be a 1v1.

[Doomblade187]

Arrange for the available energy siphons to follow Borkle down to the surface, and be ready to protect mortals from collateral damage from the beast fight. They are to reap the souls of the dead mortals, and leave alone the souls of the giant megabeast and Borkle's troops.

See if I can get an energy siphon or two to be able to reap the souls of naturally dead mortals from the endless maze without creating a hole in the barrier. If a hole would be needed, no worries for now.

Personally ensure that oozeworld doesn't encroach further on the underworld. The soul acid rivers are tempting, but systems are already in place. Once this is done gather power - the energy siphons should be announcing who they work for - and bide my time.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Manor
God Level: Major
Power: 2
Sphere (If major or minor god): Consciousness and Souls (the business of being sentient, including life and death)
Description: [The Observer]

[Egan_BW]

Uh, hey big punch god? I got this cool monster for you to fight! Just come down and have a good bloody battle.I promise it'll only be a 1v1.

"This creature is talking about my followers, Punchlord. If you kill it I am obliged to punch you. It'd be nice if you could not do that, please?"

[Doomblade187]

Action Edited

[Yoink]

Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 3
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental.
Aboard Attom's Food Cruiser, armed with a superweapon known as the Pressure Cooker.

Užina sighs - a most uncanny gesture coming from what is basically a humanoid loaf of bread - and waves a couple of nearby food elementals in Attom's direction.
Then, not wanting to be distracted further before finally getting the chance to try out this new toy, the bread-being leans forwards in its seat, tightens its bagels on the controls, and takes aim...

Send some food elementals over to help Attom out, if he is unable to escape on his own.
Then spend my entire 3 power to fire a blast from the pressure cooker at those two nerds fighting on the barrier - hopefully punching a hole right through it in the process.

[LordPorkins]

Uh, hey big punch god? I got this cool monster for you to fight! Just come down and have a good bloody battle.I promise it'll only be a 1v1.

“FUCK OFF”

[TopHat]

They listened! They listened! Suddenly all the failures and false starts fell away. Cawder had called, and people had listened. This was a good day.

Assist Ep in building his city, and help the refugees settle in to their new home.

Spoiler: Cawder (click to show/hide)

Name: Cawder
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Description: A wizened condor nomad with a scruffy air, whose eyes flash with multicoloured divine light - clearly a result of the great Manor's random boon-granting.
Notes: none.

[Egan_BW]

Then spend my entire 3 power to fire a blast from the pressure cooker at those two nerds fighting on the barrier - hopefully punching a hole right through it in the process.

Action opportunistically edited!

[Avetruetotheimperator]

The cult shall note a few things
1: The accidental summoning of the Serpent has tamed it and therefore, is no longer any threat
2: The problem with the Serpent is that it is one body stuffed to the brim with souls. Splitting the souls up with random gears will not fix the problem.
3: The cult is willing to assist in reviving the feathered serpents by at least restraining the soul serpent until an actual solution to do so is done.