Ahhhh, I deepfried my OS. I fixed it immediately, but I didn't really feel like resetting my Bay12 password. I'm back now. Again.
Mmm. Comfy doglike environment. Go back to sleep.
You go back to sleep. Sleep, sleep, pray for good dreams.
Trow a Liberated & Spiritual bone to distract LSD and run past him
You throw a LSB to distract the LSD. It looks at the LSB, before its head detaches from its spirit, before beginning to grind on it. The LSD can't do anything before it consumes the LSB!
Takes out Storm Bringer due to being 1/2 Asgardian and proceeds to slam the axe part into CanineJesrs Head.
You deal 4 damage to the Canine Jester. The electricity runs through its dogged brain, turning it
on. It growls, before beginning to mutter things too.
Hypnotize the Canine Jester!
You hypnotise the Canine Jester, before its face turns into a mirror! The Canine Jester claws into your mind, tearing away a small part of your hypnotic power. You instinctually force it out, dealing 1 mental damage, before realising that you had an opening. There's probably still an opening.
Time to take this seriously.
Activate the kitten laser.
You activate the kitten laser. 2 damage to all dogs!
Eat more of the dog ghost, gain dog powers.
You eat more of the Liberated & Spiritual Dog, and gain more Liberated & Spiritual Dog powers.
>Shove a primed block of C4 with a 30 second timer down the LSD, and run to the other side of the room, putting on an EOD vest if I have to. Get high on said LSD beforehand.
You do that -- it will go off at the end of the turn.
Shove The Canine Jester in the direction of the C4 and make sure there are at least two people between me and the C4, preferably by running to the other side of the room.
The Canine Jester becomes person 1. Trickle, who decides to stand next to the LSD and therefore C4, becomes person 2.
I point out that the dog was beaten out of myself. I then put a saddle on LSD.
But you accepted it, didn't you? In this environment, dog doesn't just leave you. It's always there, and it's always lurking. You put a saddle on the LSD. You
gain altitude both because you're on top of a dog ghost and because you're on top of LSD.
: Stops self then. And then decides to strike dog slimes with chained lightning blast.:
I've already gone through your post, but I'm a nice person, so I'll let you have this one. 1 damage to both dog slimes!
Say something philosophical to lower the importance of the words. Something like "In the end, we are but pieces of earmuff fluff."
The whispers see that you're speaking against them, and consume the importance of your words. However, the LSD's fur becomes earmuff fluff. This inexplicably deals 4 damage.
King Zultan and Ragnar's vacuum are both still MKUltra'd. The feds are following closely behind them. The Liberated & Spiritual Dog takes 1 damage, before the C4 goes off.
The room is filled with light, and then dead dogs. Many, many, dead dogs. Whatever was muffling the room has been charred, but you don't hear any whispers. All of you lot seem pretty fine, though.
ROUND ONE.
PHASE: 4/5.
The room is filled with
ghostbuster particles. You think. They might have also been burnt.
Liberated & Spiritual Dog: 0/25 HP. Dead?
The Canine Jester: 0/10 HP. Dead?
The Dogborne Fallacy: 0/10 HP. Dead?
Dog Puddle: 0/5 HP, 0/5 HP. Dead?
Diogenes the Cynic: 0/20 HP. Dead?
Dog Reversed: 0/8 HP. Dead by decree of Nietzsche?
The Doggone: 0/-8 HP. Dead?
Dog Days: 0/100 HP. Dead?