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[Magmacube_tr]

DF Mobile: 0 FPS Extravazanga.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady One should research way to achieve negative FPS.

[Magmacube_tr]

Toady One should research way to achieve negative FPS.

No. He shouldn't. Not because it is impossible, but because he will find a way if he tries, because he is Toady.

Think about all the time paradoxes.

[Mr Crabman]

Find a way to achieve FPS in complex numbers.

[Magmacube_tr]

Find a way to achieve FPS in complex numbers.

Let's not give him anymore ideas, yeah?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Find a way to achieve FPS in complex numbers.

Let's not give him anymore ideas, yeah?

The DF suggestions forum should be shut down and it (and Toady’s notes) should be purged.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Encourage Toady to implement every single one of the suggestions in this thread as part of a single mega-update.

[Mr Crabman]

The DF suggestions forum should be shut down and it (and Toady’s notes) should be purged.

Toady should wipe his memory as well, in case he remembers any ideas that were suggested here.

[King Zultan]

In order to prevent Toady from ever potentially finding this thread after the mind wipe we go back in time and prevent him from being born.

[SixOfSpades]

In order to prevent Toady from ever potentially finding this thread after the mind wipe we go back in time and prevent him from being born

--by assigning his mother & father more additional labors, so that they're never both On Break at the same time, and thus never get married.


New Suggestion: We all send Toady & Threetoe thousands of new DF screenshots, showing various types of fort design. Toady then feeds all of these into an AI, until it learns to design fortresses without human input. Do the same thing with different sorts of terrain, and thus replace the whole tedious, cumbersome worldgen process with a much faster approximation. Put them together, and Toady could automate the entire game, with no player required.

[Magmacube_tr]

New Suggestion: We all send Toady & Threetoe thousands of new DF screenshots, showing various types of fort design. Toady then feeds all of these into an AI, until it learns to design fortresses without human input. Do the same thing with different sorts of terrain, and thus replace the whole tedious, cumbersome worldgen process with a much faster approximation. Put them together, and Toady could automate the entire game, with no player required.

This is a god-tier suggestion. What is it doing here?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady One should implement all possible metals.

[Nordlicht]

Toady One should implement all possible metals.

Yes

[Mr Crabman]

Toady should implement Metallica (the heavy metal band) as well.

[King Zultan]

Toady should add a way to enrich uranium so dwarves can build a real dwarven reactor.