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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 542207 times)

brewer bob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4815 on: September 26, 2022, 09:27:47 am »
Quote from: ☼Obsidian Short Sword☼ on September 26, 2022, 08:52:29 am
Quote from: Magmacube_tr on September 26, 2022, 08:13:15 am
Lowest state of existence is being an elf.

Lower than a Fluffy Wambler?

You can kill a bronze colossus with a fluffy wambler. Don't think that's possible with an elf, ergo, being an elf is a lower state of existence.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4816 on: September 26, 2022, 04:10:24 pm »
Goblins may literally have crawled out of the underworld on hands and feet, but they can take solace in the fact that at least they're not elves.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4817 on: September 27, 2022, 05:20:48 am »
It turns out the real demons in Dwarf Fortress are the elves.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4818 on: September 28, 2022, 11:54:00 am »
Add a new noble called the Master Builder. Non-dwarf parents get offended when this noble is around children.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4819 on: September 28, 2022, 06:50:03 pm »
40% chance that any given Master Builder at some point will become possessed by a fey mood and decide to build a spaceship.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2022, 03:33:07 am by PlumpHelmetMan »
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4820 on: October 01, 2022, 01:31:01 am »
Toys left on the ground by children can be stepped on by other dwarves, causing severe injuries.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4821 on: October 01, 2022, 11:03:18 am »
Quote from: Bumber on October 01, 2022, 01:31:01 am
Toys left on the ground by children can be stepped on by other dwarves, causing severe injuries.

If the toy is a cowboy, Than it can come to life and cause dwarves to stumble around obliviously when it talks to them.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4822 on: October 02, 2022, 01:38:28 am »
Quote from: ☼Obsidian Short Sword☼ on October 01, 2022, 11:03:18 am
Quote from: Bumber on October 01, 2022, 01:31:01 am
Toys left on the ground by children can be stepped on by other dwarves, causing severe injuries.

If the toy is a cowboy, Than it can come to life and cause dwarves to stumble around obliviously when it talks to them.
All toys are alive and if the dwarves meltdown toys the others will start to kill the dwarves for revenge.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4823 on: October 07, 2022, 04:30:31 pm »
Toady one should pause all development in order to completely rewrite DF in Rust.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4824 on: October 07, 2022, 04:42:23 pm »
Nah, How about asm?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4825 on: October 08, 2022, 12:52:10 am »
What about Brainfuck?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4826 on: October 08, 2022, 09:08:31 am »
Cerebralsex?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4827 on: October 08, 2022, 09:32:29 am »
8 pm. Bring a dessert.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4828 on: October 08, 2022, 12:10:14 pm »
How about Whitespace?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4829 on: October 08, 2022, 02:42:51 pm »
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