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[King Zultan]

The borders of a civilizations lands should be marked by the citizens of that land peeing on trees at the border.

[Starver]

Paperwork. To be submitted by the player.

Each dig, each build, each lever-pulling, every civil/legal/martial decision needs to be accompanied by fully-documented requests for authorisation, and the rest.

Yes, you can still flood the surface with magma, but you need the proper planning permissions, environmental impact statements, liability waivers for third parties and agents...

[muldrake]

Paperwork. To be submitted by the player.

Each dig, each build, each lever-pulling, every civil/legal/martial decision needs to be accompanied by fully-documented requests for authorisation, and the rest.

Yes, you can still flood the surface with magma, but you need the proper planning permissions, environmental impact statements, liability waivers for third parties and agents...

Mandatory bidding contests between contractors for every single task.  You have to take whoever charges the least, even if they're completely incompetent actually to do it.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Gelding now produces “geldables”, which cooks can combine with alcohol to create “preserved geldables”.  “Preserved geldables” are, for some reason, a highly valuable trade good.

[brewer bob]

Due to dwarf ethics, "geldables" of sentients can't be eaten, but it doesn't prevent said "geldables" from being a common food preference.

edit. clarification

[King Zultan]

Some dwarves get bad thoughts being near any dwarves eating "geldables" or just the "geldables" on their own.

[IndigoFenix]

Geldables should be subject to taxation.

[Starver]

Especially if geldables are made gildable.

[Magmacube_tr]

When kicked at their geldables, dwarves kneel down and die.

[A_Curious_Cat]

When gaming is added to taverns, dwarves can bet their geldables and/or other body parts.

[brewer bob]

Trophies can be made out of geldables, so a visitor from another civ (with ethics allowing it) might be wearing a -dwarf geldable crown- or a -elf geldable ring-.

[Egan_BW]

why are you cowards using the word geldable

[King Zultan]

why are you cowards using the word geldable

Because no one wants to think about wearing a crown made of dicks.

[Mobbstar]

Because no one wants to think about wearing a crown made of dicks.

Strictly speaking, that's not the part which gets removed by gelding.


Add tooth infections.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Nutsack crown.

There, hope you guys are happy.