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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 525360 times)

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3300 on: June 19, 2021, 09:58:50 am »

I could actually see some worlds having wizards/spellcasters as a distinct "race" post-Mythgen (similar to Tolkien's Maiar, which are what Gandalf and Saruman both were). Wouldn't want it as a universal rule, but every so often it might be interesting.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3301 on: June 21, 2021, 01:50:50 pm »

Any time a dwarf has to make a decision that could affect others, an angel and a demon will spawn on top of their shoulders.

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« Reply #3302 on: June 21, 2021, 04:35:06 pm »

Any time a dwarf has to make a decision that could affect others, an angel and a demon will spawn on top of their shoulders

More seriously, ethics are an interesting subject, and individuals might have to balance their personal goals, beliefs and facets with the ethical values of their civilization.

For exemple, someone with high values for POWER might betray his own country.
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« Reply #3303 on: June 21, 2021, 05:56:11 pm »

Any time a dwarf has to make a decision that could affect others, an angel and a demon will spawn on top of their shoulders.

Or to make the suggestion just that much more terrible, what the dwarf actually does is summon a random angel and demon to a tile near them (and to be clear, we're talking the gigantic, procedurally-generated death forces that guard vaults and lord over goblins respectively) which will immediately go on a rampage slaughtering and incinerating everything in their path. And yes, this happens every time a dwarf has to make a moral decision.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3304 on: June 22, 2021, 12:23:47 am »

Get rid of the random number generator.

Every time that a random result is required, the game spawns a new instance of DF for each possible result.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3305 on: June 22, 2021, 04:38:04 am »

A figurine or toy made as a result of possessed mood will teleport around the fortress until it is alone with a religious leader, at which point it locks the door and drives the dwarf insane or kills it.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3306 on: June 22, 2021, 04:46:36 am »

Any time a dwarf has to make a decision that could affect others, an angel and a demon will spawn on top of their shoulders.

Or to make the suggestion just that much more terrible, what the dwarf actually does is summon a random angel and demon to a tile near them (and to be clear, we're talking the gigantic, procedurally-generated death forces that guard vaults and lord over goblins respectively) which will immediately go on a rampage slaughtering and incinerating everything in their path. And yes, this happens every time a dwarf has to make a moral decision.

This is pretty much exactly what I meant (except they are summoned onto the shoulders, not other tiles).

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3307 on: June 22, 2021, 06:34:49 am »

On the plus side, your dwarves can use the angels and demons to block attacks, like they do with babies.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3308 on: June 22, 2021, 01:10:09 pm »

Remove [MUNDANE] from humans because it's unexplained why we are the only sapient beings on our planet.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3309 on: June 22, 2021, 01:16:50 pm »

Instead of using custom game engine Dwarf Fortress should had been made in Scratch because of how Toady is skilled at making video games.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3310 on: June 22, 2021, 01:17:11 pm »

Dwarf Fortress for Nintendo Switch!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3311 on: June 22, 2021, 01:18:37 pm »

Since cats are predatory creatures they should hunt [INTELLIGENT] creatures that are smaller than them like dwarf babies.
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« Reply #3312 on: June 22, 2021, 01:19:55 pm »

Dwarf Fortress wiki should remove all of it's unethical features as it is against Toady's nature.
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« Reply #3313 on: June 22, 2021, 01:23:52 pm »

The game should support an official preset Kaizo advanced world generation template just like "large island" and so on.
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« Reply #3314 on: June 22, 2021, 01:25:54 pm »

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