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[King Zultan]

Make "candy" into actual candy and make weapons made from it fragile, but also make dwarves prefer candy weapons over all others and refuse to use anything made from anything else.

[Nordlicht]

Now we turn DF into Elona

[delphonso]

Make "candy" into actual candy and make weapons made from it fragile, but also make dwarves prefer candy weapons over all others and refuse to use anything made from anything else.

My first days in the DF community, people mentioned a FB made of candy and that it was unkillable. I, unaware of spoilers, just assumed candy was bugged to be super hard. I couldn't figure out how to make candy though.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Replace the "Clowns" of the "Hidden fun stuff" with actual clowns and a circus. Upon digging too deep, the DF Theme radically changes to Entry of the Gladiators by Julius Fucik.

They still rule over goblins. Goblin acrobats, bards and joke book writers.

A medium-sized humanoid driven to comedy by its fun-loving nature.

[BigUglyWorm]

Make "candy" into actual candy and make weapons made from it fragile, but also make dwarves prefer candy weapons over all others and refuse to use anything made from anything else.

My first days in the DF community, people mentioned a FB made of candy and that it was unkillable. I, unaware of spoilers, just assumed candy was bugged to be super hard. I couldn't figure out how to make candy though.

New material: sucronium, made from dwarven sugar at a smelter.  One bag of sugar yields one wafer of sucronium, which can be forged into items twice as strong as their adamantine equivalents, with only marginally more weight.  It is, however, also cookable, and your chefs will prioritize it over every other ingredient in your fortress.

Colossi can appear in the world that are made of the stuff, having been cooked up in ancient times by the foreboding and mysterious Primordial Bakers.

[King Zultan]

The Primordial Bakers also bake the feared forgotten cakes, they're like forgotten beasts but made from randomly generated cake!

[Fikilili]

The cultural differences between the nobles and regular dwarves are even more noticeable.
While nobles will buy weird and bizarre art for the sake of it, regular dwarves will attempt to understand it and critcize it. Nobles just wanted nice decoration, and a middle finger to the "poor".
Nobles only eat "expensive cuisine", which mostly consist of plates that are extremely small but look pretty. Meanwhile, regular dwarves are more interested by the taste and the texture of the food they eat.
Nobles only drink wine. And not just any wine, high quality wine. Regular dwarves just drink because they like it.
Nobles like to corrupt for their own amusement, or to get away from the law. Regular dwarves corrupt for personal reasons or business.
Nobles set up elections to make dwarves believe they have a choice. Regular Dwarves know about this and don't seem to care unless a game-changing dwarf appears. Said game changing dwarf will, if elected, eliminate all nobles.
Eventually new Nobles will arrive and re-do the cycle.

[Azerty]

The cultural differences between the nobles and regular dwarves are even more noticeable.
While nobles will buy weird and bizarre art for the sake of it, regular dwarves will attempt to understand it and critcize it. Nobles just wanted nice decoration, and a middle finger to the "poor".
Nobles only eat "expensive cuisine", which mostly consist of plates that are extremely small but look pretty. Meanwhile, regular dwarves are more interested by the taste and the texture of the food they eat.
Nobles only drink wine. And not just any wine, high quality wine. Regular dwarves just drink because they like it.
Nobles like to corrupt for their own amusement, or to get away from the law. Regular dwarves corrupt for personal reasons or business.
Nobles set up elections to make dwarves believe they have a choice. Regular Dwarves know about this and don't seem to care unless a game-changing dwarf appears. Said game changing dwarf will, if elected, eliminate all nobles.
Eventually new Nobles will arrive and re-do the cycle.

Social stratification is a good idea, actually.

[King Zultan]

Sounds like more reasons for unfortunate accidents to happen.

[Urist McUristUrist]

The cultural differences between the nobles and regular dwarves are even more noticeable.
While nobles will buy weird and bizarre art for the sake of it, regular dwarves will attempt to understand it and critcize it. Nobles just wanted nice decoration, and a middle finger to the "poor".
Nobles only eat "expensive cuisine", which mostly consist of plates that are extremely small but look pretty. Meanwhile, regular dwarves are more interested by the taste and the texture of the food they eat.
Nobles only drink wine. And not just any wine, high quality wine. Regular dwarves just drink because they like it.
Nobles like to corrupt for their own amusement, or to get away from the law. Regular dwarves corrupt for personal reasons or business.
Nobles set up elections to make dwarves believe they have a choice. Regular Dwarves know about this and don't seem to care unless a game-changing dwarf appears. Said game changing dwarf will, if elected, eliminate all nobles.
Eventually new Nobles will arrive and re-do the cycle.

All nobles except the major must now be lizard men with a false dwarf identity.

[BigUglyWorm]

Wild boars will attack your fort in huge waves, with 30-50 of them arriving all at once and instantly seeking out any children on the map.

[Bumber]

Animal people can now request that your dwarves catch them a specific fish or bug. They can have your dwarves to deliver a present to another animal person. Each animal person has a unique word they use at the end of each sentence, beardy.

[Fikilili]

Animal people can now request that your dwarves catch them a specific fish or bug. They can have your dwarves to deliver a present to another animal person. Each animal person has a unique word they use at the end of each sentence, beardy.

The broker will also ask for most new dwarves to pay a rent.
Mole people are more likely to shout at people for not caring about their progress. They also have dabbling conversation skills. Beery.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Moth men now deconstruct bridges if not given socks to eat.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Moths now deconstruct clothing.  Slave.