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[Starver]

Instead of "anime", "a mine"...

[Maximum Spin]

Or, instead of "anime" or a "a mine", "N-amino azides".
These then go into the magma and nitrogen chemistry ensues.

[Starver]

Cats, in particular, are made of significant amounts of 1‐diazidocarbamoyl‐5‐azidotetrazole and N-amino azidotetrazoles in general.

[muldrake]

Certain dwarves will write manga.
Dwarves will make anime from manga.
Some dwarves will consider any anime crafted to be a masterwork.

Luckily, dwarves who do this never reproduce due to the squalor and disarray of their living quarters.

[LordBaal]

A mime.

[Nordlicht]

A mime that has absolutely no skill. Whenever he tries to mime a duck he appears as a capital D.

[Egan_BW]

Add a new creature: clowns. They have arbitrary reality warping powers and will show up as fortress visitors to entertain dwarves and eat small children. Dwarves can dress up as clowns as well in order to increase the fortress's stress level.

[Fikilili]

Implementation of ten millions fireflies who lit up the generated world as dwarves fall asleep.

[Urist McUristUrist]

In every world, there is guaranteed to be exactly one human necromancer bard who appears disproportianately often in engravings. Books that have the same titles and descriptions as art books unrelated to him or manuals but actually only contain his songs can be sold by caravans.

[King Zultan]

A mime.

Mimes spread a syndrome that causes anything that comes into contact with them into more mimes.

[Fikilili]

Wrestlers guild are now more likely to be used for entertainment. Wreslters will organize "fake" matches against each other, and invite other dwarves or beings from other civilizations to participate to the DWWT; the Dwarven World Wrestling Tournament

[delphonso]

Shhiiiiittttt. I want that.

[Fikilili]

It appears that I'm extremely bad at suggesting terrible things.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Dwarves are now smort and can path through constructed walls (slightly lower weight than restricted). Should they do so, they will deconstruct all walls they need to deconstruct in order to reach their target. There is no way to prevent this.

[Criperum]

Wrestlers guild are now more likely to be used for entertainment. Wreslters will organize "fake" matches against each other, and invite other dwarves or beings from other civilizations to participate to the DWWT; the Dwarven World Wrestling Tournament

It's almost here already. They use skill demonstration for learning purposes but they could do it for others entertaining.  It's said that one can watch forever on three things: the water flowing, the fire burning and others working.