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[Naturegirl1999]

Elves which use featherwood arrows will send a dwarf flying into the air on a hit.

the elves who use feather wood arrows, as well as dwarves and anything else hit with feather wood arrows, will be targeted by birds and birdpeople to steal the feathers from said arrows

birds will be targeted by birds to steal the feathers from said birds

We must stop this bird on bird crime, by having birds explode when they get close to each other.

Because of this new development, birds and birdpeople hire featherless creatures, be they mammals, reptiles, etc, to steal the feathers from other feathered creatures and send it to their masters.

[Bumber]

Because of this new development, birds and birdpeople hire featherless creatures, be they mammals, reptiles, etc, to steal the feathers from other feathered creatures and send it to their masters.

Birds also have to be artificially inseminated to reproduce.

[King Zultan]

Because of this new development, birds and birdpeople hire featherless creatures, be they mammals, reptiles, etc, to steal the feathers from other feathered creatures and send it to their masters.

Birds also have to be artificially inseminated to reproduce.

Elves are very enthusiastic about this and can't wait to start.

[BigUglyWorm]

Because of this new development, birds and birdpeople hire featherless creatures, be they mammals, reptiles, etc, to steal the feathers from other feathered creatures and send it to their masters.

Birds also have to be artificially inseminated to reproduce.

Elves are very enthusiastic about this and can't wait to start.

Elves become birds in the presence of birds.

[Starver]

Birds surrounded by more than three other birds dies of overcrowding. Birds with less than two birds nearby dies of insuffucient social stimulation. If there are three birds crowding a spot, that spot will spontaneously generate a bird.

[Bumber]

Birds surrounded by more than three other birds dies of overcrowding. Birds with less than two birds nearby dies of insuffucient social stimulation. If there are three birds crowding a spot, that spot will spontaneously generate a bird.

The birds still wander around into tiles occupied by other birds, allowing for the possibility of perpetual explosions. A sustained reaction will eventually destroy the world.

[Naturegirl1999]

Birds surrounded by more than three other birds dies of overcrowding. Birds with less than two birds nearby dies of insuffucient social stimulation. If there are three birds crowding a spot, that spot will spontaneously generate a bird.

The birds still wander around into tiles occupied by other birds, allowing for the possibility of perpetual explosions. A sustained reaction will eventually destroy the world.

no, the explosion converts the tile and nearby tiles into bird guts, which will then explode turning surrounding tiles into bird guts. Eventually the entire world will turn into a giant bird corpse

[ChaosPotato]

Dwarves turn into birds if exposed to cheese.

[Starver]

Cheeses turn into birds if exposed to a dwarf.

[Egan_BW]

birds birds birds birds. birds!

[nezclaw]

birds develop a taste for dwarf flesh

[BigUglyWorm]

birds develop a taste for dwarf flesh

Dwarves develop a taste for bird flesh!  Wait...

[Naturegirl1999]

birds develop a taste for dwarf flesh

Dwarves develop a taste for bird flesh!  Wait...

I don’t see a problem, they seek each other out, and the result, given time, is a combined corpse of dwarf and bird, as they each tried eating each other, and will die from the process. When necromancers revive said bird-dwarf corpses, they become Bird-Dwarf Zombies, and hunger for birds and dwarves even after death. Thus the necromancers have to keep these zombies away from each other and from any dwarf zombies and bird and bird person zombies, lest the result be no one “living” through this. Deities of Death help any dwarf or bird person necromancers who revive bird dwarf zombies, as they are now a target

[Starver]

Then there's the zombie cheese.

[King Zultan]

Milk the zombie cow to get the zombie milk, then the zombie cheesemaker makes the zombie cheese.