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[Reelya]

Mushrist likes mushroom mushrooms for their mushroominess.

There's a room where the mushroom people process mushrooms into mush.

Mushrooms must mush shrooms in the musty mushroom mush room.

[Blastbeard]

Badgers should badger badgers until they find a mushroom mushroom. Just watch out for the snake.

[Naturegirl1999]

Badgers should badger badgers until they find a mushroom mushroom. Just watch out for the snake.

oh yes, and the snake sings the Badger Badger song, which will spam your announcements

[Hamsmagoo]

CROP CIRCLES!
Are your above-ground farm plots just out in the open with no greenhouse or glass ceiling or grates to shelter them? Then there's a chance that a mysterious force may create geometric patterns in them that give mild radiation sickness to any dwarf that gets near.

[Naturegirl1999]

CROP CIRCLES!
Are your above-ground farm plots just out in the open with no greenhouse or glass ceiling or grates to shelter them? Then there's a chance that a mysterious force may create geometric patterns in them that give mild radiation sickness to any dwarf that gets near.

if a dwarf spends long enough near these crop circles, they will turn into a chimera of a dwarf, a spider, and the animal nearest to them that isn’t a dwarf or spider, so if your dwarf and a pet chicken are near the crop circles, the dwarf and chicken will fuse together and gain spider traits too

[Hamsmagoo]

CROP CIRCLES!
Are your above-ground farm plots just out in the open with no greenhouse or glass ceiling or grates to shelter them? Then there's a chance that a mysterious force may create geometric patterns in them that give mild radiation sickness to any dwarf that gets near.

if a dwarf spends long enough near these crop circles, they will turn into a chimera of a dwarf, a spider, and the animal nearest to them that isn’t a dwarf or spider, so if your dwarf and a pet chicken are near the crop circles, the dwarf and chicken will fuse together and gain spider traits too

You can also enable the D-Files in your justice tab to assign special agent dwarves to investigate these phenomena, but never actually solve anything.

[nezclaw]

flight rising. all your dwarves are different breeds of dragon and the color wheel is fully implemented. uhh...

[Naturegirl1999]

flight rising. all your dwarves are different breeds of dragon and the color wheel is fully implemented. uhh...

you mean the color wheel isn’t fully implemented already?
Plants can now be every color, and as such are able to use different wavelengths of light. Some require heat, some require gamma rays, ect

[nezclaw]

flight rising. all your dwarves are different breeds of dragon and the color wheel is fully implemented. uhh...

you mean the color wheel isn’t fully implemented already?
Plants can now be every color, and as such are able to use different wavelengths of light. Some require heat, some require gamma rays, ect

the dragons are all different sizes, and can breed with each other, but can't wear each others clothes, the genes are randomly implemented, some of the large breeds have a taste for the smaller breeds, or at least can trample them, all of them can have strange moods, but you'd better hope the smaller breeds don't need anything heavy, at random certain dragons will be 'exalted' wherein they just straight up vanish while increasing the value of your fortress, if three or more of the largest breed, imperials, are killed, the bodies will fuse together into a massive undead abomination that will rampage through your fort...

[BigUglyWorm]

Hell with it, everything's dragons now.  Dwarves?  Small, hairy dragons.  Elves?  Tall, prissy dragons.  Cows?  Big, milkable dragons.  Trees?  Hard, immobile dragons.  Dragons?  Double-dragons.

[Naturegirl1999]

Hell with it, everything's dragons now.  Dwarves?  Small, hairy dragons.  Elves?  Tall, prissy dragons.  Cows?  Big, milkable dragons.  Trees?  Hard, immobile dragons.  Dragons?  Double-dragons.

So, dragons with scales, each scale is a dragon and this continues fractally

[King Zultan]

Hell with it, everything's dragons now.  Dwarves?  Small, hairy dragons.  Elves?  Tall, prissy dragons.  Cows?  Big, milkable dragons.  Trees?  Hard, immobile dragons.  Dragons?  Double-dragons.

So, dragons with scales, each scale is a dragon and this continues fractally

So we use dragon pickaxes to mine dragon stones, and are the cells in the dragons made of smaller dragons?

[BigUglyWorm]

Pickaxe-dragons are used to mine stone-dragons to make block-dragons, or ore-dragons for smelting with coal-dragons into ingot-dragons.  Every organ of a dragon-dragon is a separate, independent dragon, and they work in concert to make the beast work.  They also all get individual chances to attack when in range.

[Bumber]

The world sits atop an infinite stack of dragons, and they sometimes attack each other for being too close. This topples the whole stack, destroying the world.

[delphonso]

We did it. We're back to stack of enemies.