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[ChaosPotato]

Dwarf beards are now similar to armpits, and as such, dwarves generate miasma if they have not washed their beard in too long.

[Egan_BW]

Whenever one of your dwarves acts uncivil, a giant toad with a banhammer shows up to banish them from your world. There's an unskippable low-quality cinematic of the toad smacking a dwarf into space each time it happens.

No, it must be only the highest quality cinematic.

[Reelya]

Dwarf beards are now similar to armpits, and as such, dwarves generate miasma if they have not washed their beard in too long.

Even better, miasma beards for really smelly dwarves. If it gets thick enough, they can comb or braid their miasma.

[delphonso]

License parts of Dwarf Fortress.

In order to raise funds for DF, license out systems to other companies to develop. Enjoy ice cream making brought to you by Cold Stone Creamery, and the sport system by EA Sports (It's in the game.).

[IndigoFenix]

The MOUNT tag is depreciated in favor of allowing all creatures to ride any other creature. Moreover, creatures can ride creatures that are already riding other creatures.

Each creature must make a KINESTHETIC_SENSE check to keep from falling over and a STRENGTH check to support the creatures above it. The taller the stack, the harder thia becomes.

Circuses will try to stack as many creatures as possible as an attraction.

Occasionally this will occur in the wild, and you will see roaming stacks of creatures.

[Naturegirl1999]

The MOUNT tag is depreciated in favor of allowing all creatures to ride any other creature. Moreover, creatures can ride creatures that are already riding other creatures.

Each creature must make a KINESTHETIC_SENSE check to keep from falling over and a STRENGTH check to support the creatures above it. The taller the stack, the harder thia becomes.

Circuses will try to stack as many creatures as possible as an attraction.

Occasionally this will occur in the wild, and you will see roaming stacks of creatures.

+1, I support this

[King Zultan]

The MOUNT tag is depreciated in favor of allowing all creatures to ride any other creature. Moreover, creatures can ride creatures that are already riding other creatures.

Each creature must make a KINESTHETIC_SENSE check to keep from falling over and a STRENGTH check to support the creatures above it. The taller the stack, the harder thia becomes.

Circuses will try to stack as many creatures as possible as an attraction.

Occasionally this will occur in the wild, and you will see roaming stacks of creatures.

+1, I support this

I also support the living totem poles, and we need to stack animals until the stack leaves the atmosphere!

[Naturegirl1999]

The MOUNT tag is depreciated in favor of allowing all creatures to ride any other creature. Moreover, creatures can ride creatures that are already riding other creatures.

Each creature must make a KINESTHETIC_SENSE check to keep from falling over and a STRENGTH check to support the creatures above it. The taller the stack, the harder thia becomes.

Circuses will try to stack as many creatures as possible as an attraction.

Occasionally this will occur in the wild, and you will see roaming stacks of creatures.

+1, I support this

I also support the living totem poles, and we need to stack animals until the stack leaves the atmosphere!

alright, the bottom animal needs to be very big with lots of strength, a hydra

[King Zultan]

The MOUNT tag is depreciated in favor of allowing all creatures to ride any other creature. Moreover, creatures can ride creatures that are already riding other creatures.

Each creature must make a KINESTHETIC_SENSE check to keep from falling over and a STRENGTH check to support the creatures above it. The taller the stack, the harder thia becomes.

Circuses will try to stack as many creatures as possible as an attraction.

Occasionally this will occur in the wild, and you will see roaming stacks of creatures.

+1, I support this

I also support the living totem poles, and we need to stack animals until the stack leaves the atmosphere!

alright, the bottom animal needs to be very big with lots of strength, a hydra

Just mod in Godzilla and make him hold the tower, and it has the added bonus of getting us higher off the ground faster.

[delphonso]

Can they each take a z level instead of piling on infinitely?

Imagine wandering as an adventurer and you see a dingo but then you keep looking up and boom: it's actually 15 dingoes in a stack.

[Reelya]

15 dingoes got my 15 babies!

[Egan_BW]

Can they each take a z level instead of piling on infinitely?

Imagine wandering as an adventurer and you see a dingo but then you keep looking up and boom: it's actually 15 dingoes in a stack.

Adventurers generally only look at things in a perfect horizontal slice, so it's actually a perfect ambush method!

[BigUglyWorm]

Can they each take a z level instead of piling on infinitely?

Imagine wandering as an adventurer and you see a dingo but then you keep looking up and boom: it's actually 15 dingoes in a stack.

15 dingoes in a stack trying to sneak into an R-rated movie.

[King Zultan]

Dingoes from the top of the stack should be able to para-jump down from the stack to ambush you from above,

[SixOfSpades]

Given its frequent walls of text, cumbersome user interface, and beyond-graphic depictions of violence in the combat logs, DF is anything but suited for children. To make the game more kid-friendly, I suggest the following changes:

Each time a dwarf sits down, there is a 15% chance that they will sit cross-legged. This produces a notification: "Urist Melbildatan, Weaver, is sitting criss-cross applesauce."

Every time that a dwarf in combat collides with an obstacle (and remains conscious), they will say, "Uh-oh, spaghettios." This will be reflected in the combat log.

All food and drinks will be renamed as "snacks" or "sippies". Plump helmet roast snack [4], sewer brew sippy [2], etc.

When a dwarf has to interrupt a task because they got too close to a wild animal (any wild animal), the notification text is changed to: "Rovod Iderith, Lye Maker cancels Pen/Pasture Tame Animal: A kitty!"