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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 542662 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4380 on: April 22, 2022, 01:29:27 am »

Why stop them at spawning in the ocean when you could allow them to spawn anywhere, like in the middle of the desert.
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« Reply #4381 on: April 22, 2022, 03:06:06 am »

Even that could be neat if we ever get more dynamic geological processes in worldgen than we have now, to show where an inland sea might've once existed.

Sorry...I don't mean to keep ruining your terrible suggestions by making them not terrible. :P
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« Reply #4382 on: April 22, 2022, 06:21:14 am »

Even that could be neat if we ever get more dynamic geological processes in worldgen than we have now, to show where an inland sea might've once existed.

Sorry...I don't mean to keep ruining your terrible suggestions by making them not terrible. :P

PlumpHelmetMan seems to be good at making bad ideas into good ones. So Tarn should retire and name PlumpHelmetMan as the new developer of Dwarf Fortress.

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« Reply #4383 on: April 22, 2022, 10:00:00 pm »

There, see? Now that's a proper terrible suggestion. I don't know the first thing about even the basics of game development...let alone about single-handedly managing a project like Dwarf Fortress. You could all stand to follow Crabman's example.
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« Reply #4384 on: April 23, 2022, 02:53:19 am »

You could all stand to follow Crabman's example.
So what your saying is that Crabman should be in charge instead of you.
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« Reply #4385 on: April 23, 2022, 04:58:08 am »

You could all stand to follow Crabman's example.
So what your saying is that Crabman should be in charge instead of you.
Sure...why not?
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« Reply #4386 on: April 23, 2022, 09:04:20 pm »

Since wagons are a creature, there must also be giant wagons and wagon men, for consistency with other creatures.
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« Reply #4387 on: April 24, 2022, 02:07:57 am »

But what about werewagons we need those as well.
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« Reply #4388 on: April 24, 2022, 05:21:17 pm »

Also wagon-based titans, nightmares, demons, angels, and forgotten beasts.
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« Reply #4389 on: April 24, 2022, 05:58:50 pm »

Because of the community's tendency to call them "clowns", all demons should speak Ithkuil.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4390 on: April 24, 2022, 08:14:16 pm »

Deities need to be more involved in the world.

They should sometimes appear as their depicted forms and do whatever. If they die in this form, the world implodes.
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« Reply #4391 on: April 24, 2022, 09:00:52 pm »

The Gods should spawn in different places and give contradictory orders, like lead the English to victory, and also lead the French to victory.
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« Reply #4392 on: April 24, 2022, 11:35:33 pm »

Gods associated with mischief tell everyone different things, then grab holy popcorn.
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« Reply #4393 on: April 25, 2022, 01:15:21 am »

Some gods will transform them selves into swans and go out and rape people, this creates swanmen.
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« Reply #4394 on: April 25, 2022, 05:31:02 am »

If you're playing a demigod in adventure mode, the jealous spouse of your parent god may occasionally usurp control of your character and take you on an indiscriminate bloody rampage.
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