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Author Topic: Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing: Its dead Jim.  (Read 96672 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #525 on: February 07, 2019, 03:41:55 am »

"IF YOU IDIOTS KEEP TRYING TO ATtACK ME I'LL HAVE TO REPURPOSE YOUR FLESH TO BE LESS USELESS."
Just gonna say that they haven't at shot you yet, but you can still kill them if you want, I'm sure they'll be okay with you eating them.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #526 on: February 07, 2019, 06:49:24 am »

Why would I be damaged then?
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #527 on: February 07, 2019, 06:56:29 am »

When some of the harpoons missed they hit buildings which knocked off pieces, and you got injured by some of those pieces.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #528 on: February 07, 2019, 08:51:45 am »

Teach the Dinos about delegation and organization. That will help you get more done in the same amount of time. Just work together!(3-5 Dino Actions, every time.)

Dino Actions.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #529 on: February 07, 2019, 09:14:29 am »

"HE'S JUST FAINTED, DON'T SWEAT IT"

COLLECT MY FALLEN EDGE-OSAUR AND RETURN HIM TO HIS POTATO. OBSERVE MY SURROUNDINGS. MAYBE IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP? I DUNNO.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #530 on: February 07, 2019, 07:19:11 pm »

Well, you are free to have your opinion, even if wrong.

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #531 on: February 08, 2019, 10:57:10 am »

Action edited!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #532 on: February 10, 2019, 09:27:09 am »

The army has arrived to fight the giant monsters that are attacking the city.
There are now two giant monsters at the big city, and one is immobilized.
Haunted house now has health so I can have an idea of when its dead.
People are panicking in the big city as a giant monsters fight in it.
The armies here to kill the newest giant monsters.
A large part of Canada is still on fire.
Hell's now under new management.
Its November 1, 1:30 P.m.
The_Two_Eternities didn't post for the eighth time so random action.
Outsider didn't post for the fifth time so random action.

Nice. check how much i have left in salvaged materials, then set up a plot for farming. also, search for people to live in my town.
(Finding out how much material is left = 5) You look over the pile of materials and see that there's still a lot of stuff probably enough to build several more houses.
(Setting up a farm = 5) It doesn't take that long to set up the farm plot.
(Searching for people = 3) You wander around the burnt woods and eventually find one guy that's also wandering around.
(Getting them to live in the town = 3) When you ask him if he wants to join your town, and he just stands looking confused, its like his brain's turned off or something.

Sorry, I thought I'd posted already.

Give the demon the autograph and ask him to fly me back up to Satan's office. Once there, take a seat at the desk and hit the intercom button.

"Excuse me, may I have your attention please? This is that guy from the PSAs. Due to unfortunate circumstances, Hell is now under new management. I will be assigning your new duties momentarily."

Take over Hell.
(Giving the autograph = 4) You sign the demons paper with your beautiful signature, he looks very pleased with it.
(Getting a ride back to Satan's office = 4) You then ask if he'll give you a ride back to Satan's office, which he's more than happy to do.
(Delivering the message = 4) Upon arriving in Satan's office you walk over to his desk and shove his mutilated corps out of the chair, sit down and deliver the message.
(Taking over hell = 5) A few minutes later a bunch of demons come into the office to congratulate you and tell that you are a better person for the job than Satan was, then they begin asking what you want them to be doing.

Keep fishing wood and other materials until I can build the boat
(Getting wood = 3) You only find a few more boards.
(Do you have enough to build a boat = 6) You have more than enough wood to build a boat.

Every tentacle which missed, furl up and try to hit it again. It's a giant immobile target.
Heal up from that damage using spare biomass.
Berate the military for shooting at me.


"IF YOU IDIOTS KEEP TRYING TO ATtACK ME I'LL HAVE TO REPURPOSE YOUR FLESH TO BE LESS USELESS."
(Harpooning seven times = 5) They all hit the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 3+1 For stationary target) They also hit the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 6-1 For stationary target) They hit the monster to.
(Harpooning ten times = 4) They hit monster as well.
(Harpooning eight times = 4) Even they manage to hit them monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 5) They hit the monster.
(Healing self = 3+1 For being able to do that) You heal your self all the way.
(Berating the army = 6) You say a bunch of hateful things to the soldiers, but they say even more hateful thing back at you and this hurts your feelings.

Taunt Angelo/Diablo: "Both demons and angels are full of shit, and you're just two fat pinatas of shit bundled together."
Jump and grab on the wall of the buildings, then do a wall jump and hit Angelo/Diablo in the belly with my tail.
(Taunting = 4) You taunt Angelo/Diablo and he replies with "Well, you are free to have your opinion, even if wrong.", but you know that the things you said hurt his feelings.
(Jumping up the building = 3+1 For ninja) You then do some impressive jumps and some wall running until you get to the top of Satan's building.
(Hitting in the guts = 3) But even on top of Satan's building you still aren't close enough to him to smack him, he's still way to high in the sky.

Teach the Dinos about delegation and organization. That will help you get more done in the same amount of time. Just work together!(3-5 Dino Actions, every time.)

Dino Actions.

(Teaching about delegation and organization = 4) After several minutes you teach them how to delegate and organize, thus allowing them to get more done.
(Mining = 6-1 For structural supports) The mine avoids a disaster thanks to the supports, and they mine out some more stone and copper.
(Figuring out what coppers good for = 4) After much tinkering they figure out that they could make tools and blades from the copper.

"HE'S JUST FAINTED, DON'T SWEAT IT"

COLLECT MY FALLEN EDGE-OSAUR AND RETURN HIM TO HIS POTATO. OBSERVE MY SURROUNDINGS. MAYBE IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP? I DUNNO.
(Collecting and returning = 6) Well your not really sure if the Edge-osaur's dead or not, but even then it takes a bit to cram him back into the potato.
(Observing the surroundings = 5) You spend several minutes looking around and you see that all the undead eggplant men are dead and the building has completely collapsed.
(Wake up maybe = 6) You think about waking up but instead fall asleep in the dream, and while you sleep in the dream you begin to dream, leading you to have a dream within a dream.
You now find yourself in what looks like a cheap hotel room.

Well, you are free to have your opinion, even if wrong.

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Quote from: Outsider
Find use my powers to get out of the sewer, then kick the lizard things ass.
(Getting out of the sewer = 3) You spend several more minutes looking for an exit, but you still can't find one.

Quote from: The_Two_Eternities
Keep attacking the giant monster.
(4) After reloading the cannons you have the crew fire again, and every cannon hits the target.

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Have them mine some more, and figure out what coppers good for, and have them build some stores, set them up to sell stuff from, and hire staff.
(Mining = 4) The mine produces even more copper and stone.
(Figuring out copper = 2) They spend several minutes messing with the copper but they can't figure out anything its good for yet.
(Building stores = 5) They also spend awhile building several stores from which they'll eventually sell things.
(Setting up = 5) Then they spend even more time stalking the shelves.
(Getting people to work at them = 2) But no one wants to work at the stores.

Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Get further away from the city.
(2) You run into more traffic and don't get any further from the city.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: infantry platoons  X3
Attack the new giant monster.
(Attacking = 6) They shoot the monster and accidentally kill some civilians.
(Attacking = 2) They just stand there and don't do anything.
(Attacking = 6) They shoot the monster and they also kill some of the civilians.

Quote from: Gates of Hell Haunted House - Fifty four stories tall - Health 41%
Try and break free from the harpoons.
(1) It tries to break free but just ends up hurting its self instead.

Quote from: Yoink's small army of volunteers
Sleep for a bit.
(Sleeping = 3) They toss and turn in their sleep.
(Sleeping = 2) They wake up.

Quote from: People evacuating the big city
Runaway!
(Running = 6) Some escape and some die trying.
(Running = 6) Some escape, some die.
(Running = 5) They all escape.
(Running = 2) They get stuck in traffic trying to escape.

Quote from: infantry platoons X3
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 5) They hit the monster.
(Killing = 3) They hit the monster and some civilians.
(Killing = 2) They miss completely and kill some civilians.

Quote from: Tanks X3
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 3) They miss and hit a building.
(Killing = 3) They miss and hit a building as well.
(Killing = 5) They hit the monster.

Quote from: Artillery
Kill the little monster.
(4) They hit the monster.

Canada stuff:
Quote from: Canadian firefighters x5
Fight the fire?
(Firefighting = 5) They put out a bunch of the fire.
(Firefighting = 6) They also make the fire worse.
(Firefighting = 6) They make the slightly worse.
(Firefighting = 3) They don't really have any effect on the fire.
(Firefighting = 4) They put out some of the fire.

Quote from: Fire
Does the fire get worse?
(2) The fire doesn't really do anything.

Quote from: Fire killing people
Do people die in the fire?
(3) One guy dies to the fire.

Percent of fire contained: 34%
How bad is the fire: BAD
Percent of Ontario on fire: 31%

Stats:
Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 123,548

US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,389
Americans killed: 11,705

Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062
People fleeing the city: 3,718
Big city dead: 3,563
Percent of big city destroyed: 59%

Total killed: 135,253
Total killed in the past: 18

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #533 on: February 10, 2019, 09:31:48 am »

Have the ends of my tentacles burrow farther into the monster.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #534 on: February 10, 2019, 10:13:36 am »

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« Last Edit: February 11, 2019, 11:57:45 am by Smoke Mirrors »
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #535 on: February 10, 2019, 10:14:08 am »

Build the boat so I can go in our out the island whenever I want
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #536 on: February 10, 2019, 11:15:48 am »

Show him the town that I am rebuilding on the ruins, and ask him if he would like to join. also, go scqvenge some gardening centers for crop seeds to plant in the farm plot. oh, and other intact foodstuffs too.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #537 on: February 10, 2019, 12:02:11 pm »

"First off, I'd really appreciate it if you guys could get those two to stop fighting. Try not to kill them, please."

Get my demon hordes to break up the fight between CABL and Smoke Mirrors.

I walk over to the window.

"Hey, CABL, SM! You guys don't really need to fight anymore. I'm running this place now, so I don't know if there's anything to fight about. I mean, I'm technically your boss now, right Smoke Mirrors? I order you to stop fighting CABL. CABL, please stop hurting my employee's feelings."
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #538 on: February 11, 2019, 11:56:47 am »

”I’m not fighting, he’s just being a dick.”
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #539 on: February 11, 2019, 12:12:01 pm »

”I’m not fighting, he’s just being a dick.”

"No, he's the true dickweed here!"

Slide down the building's wall.
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