The army has arrived to fight the giant monsters that are attacking the city.There are now two giant monsters at the big city, and one is immobilized.Haunted house now has health so I can have an idea of when its dead.People are panicking in the big city as a giant monsters fight in it.The armies here to kill the newest giant monsters.A large part of Canada is still on fire.Hell's now under new management.Its November 1, 1:30 P.m.The_Two_Eternities didn't post for the eighth time so random action.
Outsider didn't post for the fifth time so random action.
Nice. check how much i have left in salvaged materials, then set up a plot for farming. also, search for people to live in my town.
(Finding out how much material is left = 5) You look over the pile of materials and see that there's still a lot of stuff probably enough to build several more houses.
(Setting up a farm = 5) It doesn't take that long to set up the farm plot.
(Searching for people = 3) You wander around the burnt woods and eventually find one guy that's also wandering around.
(Getting them to live in the town = 3) When you ask him if he wants to join your town, and he just stands looking confused, its like his brain's turned off or something.
Sorry, I thought I'd posted already.
Give the demon the autograph and ask him to fly me back up to Satan's office. Once there, take a seat at the desk and hit the intercom button.
"Excuse me, may I have your attention please? This is that guy from the PSAs. Due to unfortunate circumstances, Hell is now under new management. I will be assigning your new duties momentarily."
Take over Hell.
(Giving the autograph = 4) You sign the demons paper with your beautiful signature, he looks very pleased with it.
(Getting a ride back to Satan's office = 4) You then ask if he'll give you a ride back to Satan's office, which he's more than happy to do.
(Delivering the message = 4) Upon arriving in Satan's office you walk over to his desk and shove his mutilated corps out of the chair, sit down and deliver the message.
(Taking over hell = 5) A few minutes later a bunch of demons come into the office to congratulate you and tell that you are a better person for the job than Satan was, then they begin asking what you want them to be doing.
Keep fishing wood and other materials until I can build the boat
(Getting wood = 3) You only find a few more boards.
(Do you have enough to build a boat = 6) You have more than enough wood to build a boat.
Every tentacle which missed, furl up and try to hit it again. It's a giant immobile target.
Heal up from that damage using spare biomass.
Berate the military for shooting at me.
"IF YOU IDIOTS KEEP TRYING TO ATtACK ME I'LL HAVE TO REPURPOSE YOUR FLESH TO BE LESS USELESS."
(Harpooning seven times = 5) They all hit the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 3+1 For stationary target) They also hit the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 6-1 For stationary target) They hit the monster to.
(Harpooning ten times = 4) They hit monster as well.
(Harpooning eight times = 4) Even they manage to hit them monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 5) They hit the monster.
(Healing self = 3+1 For being able to do that) You heal your self all the way.
(Berating the army = 6) You say a bunch of hateful things to the soldiers, but they say even more hateful thing back at you and this hurts your feelings.
Taunt Angelo/Diablo: "Both demons and angels are full of shit, and you're just two fat pinatas of shit bundled together."
Jump and grab on the wall of the buildings, then do a wall jump and hit Angelo/Diablo in the belly with my tail.
(Taunting = 4) You taunt Angelo/Diablo and he replies with
"Well, you are free to have your opinion, even if wrong.", but you know that the things you said hurt his feelings.
(Jumping up the building = 3+1 For ninja) You then do some impressive jumps and some wall running until you get to the top of Satan's building.
(Hitting in the guts = 3) But even on top of Satan's building you still aren't close enough to him to smack him, he's still way to high in the sky.
Teach the Dinos about delegation and organization. That will help you get more done in the same amount of time. Just work together!(3-5 Dino Actions, every time.)
Dino Actions.
(Teaching about delegation and organization = 4) After several minutes you teach them how to delegate and organize, thus allowing them to get more done.
(Mining = 6-1 For structural supports) The mine avoids a disaster thanks to the supports, and they mine out some more stone and copper.
(Figuring out what coppers good for = 4) After much tinkering they figure out that they could make tools and blades from the copper.
"HE'S JUST FAINTED, DON'T SWEAT IT"
COLLECT MY FALLEN EDGE-OSAUR AND RETURN HIM TO HIS POTATO. OBSERVE MY SURROUNDINGS. MAYBE IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP? I DUNNO.
(Collecting and returning = 6) Well your not really sure if the Edge-osaur's dead or not, but even then it takes a bit to cram him back into the potato.
(Observing the surroundings = 5) You spend several minutes looking around and you see that all the undead eggplant men are dead and the building has completely collapsed.
(Wake up maybe = 6) You think about waking up but instead fall asleep in the dream, and while you sleep in the dream you begin to dream, leading you to have a dream within a dream.
You now find yourself in what looks like a cheap hotel room.
Well, you are free to have your opinion, even if wrong.
(3) You try to posses Enemy Post but you can't, as he seams to be surrounded by almost a dozen demons which makes it hard to figure out who's, who.
Also even though you don't show it the things CABL says to you hurt your feelings.
Find use my powers to get out of the sewer, then kick the lizard things ass.
(Getting out of the sewer = 3) You spend several more minutes looking for an exit, but you still can't find one.
Keep attacking the giant monster.
(4) After reloading the cannons you have the crew fire again, and every cannon hits the target.
Have them mine some more, and figure out what coppers good for, and have them build some stores, set them up to sell stuff from, and hire staff.
(Mining = 4) The mine produces even more copper and stone.
(Figuring out copper = 2) They spend several minutes messing with the copper but they can't figure out anything its good for yet.
(Building stores = 5) They also spend awhile building several stores from which they'll eventually sell things.
(Setting up = 5) Then they spend even more time stalking the shelves.
(Getting people to work at them = 2) But no one wants to work at the stores.
Get further away from the city.
(2) You run into more traffic and don't get any further from the city.
NPC stuff:Attack the new giant monster.
(Attacking = 6) They shoot the monster and accidentally kill some civilians.
(Attacking = 2) They just stand there and don't do anything.
(Attacking = 6) They shoot the monster and they also kill some of the civilians.
Try and break free from the harpoons.
(1) It tries to break free but just ends up hurting its self instead.
Sleep for a bit.
(Sleeping = 3) They toss and turn in their sleep.
(Sleeping = 2) They wake up.
Runaway!
(Running = 6) Some escape and some die trying.
(Running = 6) Some escape, some die.
(Running = 5) They all escape.
(Running = 2) They get stuck in traffic trying to escape.
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 5) They hit the monster.
(Killing = 3) They hit the monster and some civilians.
(Killing = 2) They miss completely and kill some civilians.
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 3) They miss and hit a building.
(Killing = 3) They miss and hit a building as well.
(Killing = 5) They hit the monster.
Kill the little monster.
(4) They hit the monster.
Canada stuff:Fight the fire?
(Firefighting = 5) They put out a bunch of the fire.
(Firefighting = 6) They also make the fire worse.
(Firefighting = 6) They make the slightly worse.
(Firefighting = 3) They don't really have any effect on the fire.
(Firefighting = 4) They put out some of the fire.
Does the fire get worse?
(2) The fire doesn't really do anything.
Do people die in the fire?
(3) One guy dies to the fire.
Percent of fire contained: 34%
How bad is the fire:
BADPercent of Ontario on fire: 31%
Stats:Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 123,548
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,389
Americans killed: 11,705
Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062
People fleeing the city: 3,718
Big city dead: 3,563
Percent of big city destroyed: 59%
Total killed: 135,253
Total killed in the past: 18
The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy and seven cannons, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes
Location: Big city
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some small pieces of burnt wood, lots of screws, lots of boards, even more wood, a few more boards
Location: Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, perfect control of powers, no overshoots from powers, all 2=3 from now on, no longer rolls ones
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy
Enemy post
Health: Okay, small scratches and cuts, hurt face, even more pain in the face
What you are: Human, In charge of hell
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, your office
Yoink
Health: FINE, -one hand
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge
Location: Little camp outside of town, enough shacks to house everyone, Yoink's shack with small fenced in yard
Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE, King of dinosaurs
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaur
Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Fleshhorror, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, Sixty four stories tall, has wings, Powerful nose, magic-interdiction organ, 150 tentacle harpoon things, hurt feeling
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Big city
Outsider
Health: OKAY, hurt places
What you are: Embodiment of Halloween: Masked Rider Jack-O
Inventory: Can transform, in Kamen rider form
Location: Big city, sewer
Ama the werewolf
Health: FINE
What you are: strong and obese Werewolf
Inventory: two werewolf friends, Burnt werewolf friend, lime green two door hatchback, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money, a bunch of canned food, a bunch of bottled water
Location: Outside the big city
CABL
Health: OKAY, injured head, several scratches,burn side
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin, hidden in a cardboard box
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies, increased strength, killed Satan
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, on top of Satan's building
Dustan Hache
Health: FINE
What you are: knight
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell, a big pile of wood and concrete
Location: Castle next to the water in town ruins, with several houses, farm plot
Smoke Mirrors
Health: OKAY, Lots of cuts
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm, intangible that might be permanent, levitation, hurt feelings
Location: High above everything
Effects:
The towns ruins have been quarantined.
The town is completely destroyed and is now a lake with the spooky fortress in the middle and a castle.
All of the town's cops are ether dead or gone.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
The state police are dead.
Big city:
A park with a lizard thing.
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair
Hospital
Creatures:
Fleeing robot skeleton with a bunch of money stacks.
The army's here.
There is a Captain of Halloween.
There is a King of Halloween.
Other:
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake with two cabins, and a collapsed cabin.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered, dock, wi-fi.
Canada:
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.
Hell:
Satan is dead.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom: dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, improved basic tools, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses, primitave cloth made from plants, wood working, stone working, support structures, a mine, some stones, water storage methods, some stone, different kinds of stone, clothing, knowledge of different stones, some copper, know basic magic, know some basic spells, more stone, and more copper, more stone, several water storage tanks, knowledge of what metal is, some more stone, some more copper, advanced magic, advanced spells, delegation and organization, more stone, more copper, knowledge of what copper can be used for.
Doomblade187's dinosaur kingdom: can't swim, breathe air and water, know about science, can make fire, science programs, educations system, can make wheels, finally know about the wheel, two wheeled cart, improved basic tools, social programs, primitave cloth made from plants, woodworking, stone working, support structures, water storage methods, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, afraid of Doomblade yelling at them, ink, paper, every one has a house, a mine, playing cards, know how to play some card games including solitaire, go fish, black jack, Texas holdem and poker, a bunch of stone, a casino with dinosaurs working at it, a still, knowledge of how to make alcohol, some alcohol, stone coins, working economy, some more alcohol, a bunch of stone, a bunch of malleable stone, more alcohol, knowledge of what metal is, some copper, more copper, more stone, several stores to sell stuff from that are fully staked no workers.
Dinosaurs know telekinesis, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings, and structural integrity.
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