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Dustan Hache

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #510 on: January 30, 2019, 06:23:52 pm »

scavenge the ruins for materials. collect them inside my castle walls.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #511 on: January 30, 2019, 10:50:46 pm »

Drop the werewolf form thing to return to my natural base state. Then optimize my body's structure for a single absurdly powerful single one-shot strike. Create a giant reinforced bone blade and use every single gram of my remaining biomass as pure muscle, putting 100% on my potential strength into slicing the monster in half vertically.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #512 on: January 31, 2019, 12:30:03 pm »

Continue Teaching the Magic of Friendship.

As always, Dino Actions.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #513 on: February 01, 2019, 06:07:40 am »

Once Angelo/Diablo is close to falling to the ground, I stab him in the chest with all my strength.
If the stab is successful, push the demon horn deeper, hoping to pierce his heart.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #514 on: February 01, 2019, 10:44:56 am »

"THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA WHY AM I EVEN HEREEEEEE"

Pin Smoke Mirrors' wings so he can't fly.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #515 on: February 02, 2019, 06:53:35 pm »

TOSS ONE OF MY POTATOES TOWARDS THE ENEMY, AT WHICH POINT IT BURSTS OPEN TO RELEASE A NON-COPYRIGHT POKEMON EQUIVALENT!


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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #516 on: February 03, 2019, 10:41:33 am »

The army has arrived to fight the giant monsters that are attacking the city.
Haunted house now has health so I can have an idea of when its dead.
There are now two giant monsters at the big city, and one is eating it.
The army abandoned the quarantine and went to attack the monsters.
People are panicking in the big city as a giant monster eats it.
The armies coming to kill the newest giant monsters.
A large part of Canada is now on fire.
Its November 1, 12:30 A.m.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES is now permanently dead.
The_Two_Eternities didn't post for the sixth time so random action.
Outsider didn't post for the third time so random action.

Go back to fish stuff from the lake this time with the intention of building a small ship.
(2) Even after several minutes of work you don't come up with anything.

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scavenge the ruins for materials. collect them inside my castle walls.
(4) You spend several minutes gathering bits of wood and concrete and leave it in a pile inside the castle walls.

Drop the werewolf form thing to return to my natural base state. Then optimize my body's structure for a single absurdly powerful single one-shot strike. Create a giant reinforced bone blade and use every single gram of my remaining biomass as pure muscle, putting 100% on my potential strength into slicing the monster in half vertically.
(Returning to normal = 5) You quickly return to your original form.
(Making bone blade = 5) You then make all the bone matter in your body into a massive blade.
(Everything else into muscle = 2+2 For being able to do that) Then you make everything else into muscle.
(Cutting the monster in half vertically = 3) You then put all your strength into cutting it in half, but you don't manage to cut very far into it.
(Does it die = 2) It doesn't seem to notice that you even tried to cut it in half, and it just reforms a few minutes later removing the damage you did.

Continue Teaching the Magic of Friendship.

As always, Dino Actions.
(Friendship magic = 4) It takes a bit but you teach them the magic of friendship.
(Mining = 2) The mine doesn't produce anything usable this time around.
(Figuring out the malleable stone = 4) It takes a long time and a lot of studying and the dinos finally decide that this stuff isn't stone but a new thing that they call metal, and that this metal is a kind that they call copper.

Once Angelo/Diablo is close to falling to the ground, I stab him in the chest with all my strength.
If the stab is successful, push the demon horn deeper, hoping to pierce his heart.

(2) Well you would stab him but he suddenly became transparent and started floating upwards, which caused Enemy post to start falling but luckily for him he managed to grab onto a demon that was flying by.

"THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA WHY AM I EVEN HEREEEEEE"

Pin Smoke Mirrors' wings so he can't fly.
(5) You try to pin his wings, but suddenly he becomes transparent and you fall though him and you start falling for a bit, and in your desperate grabbing at anything you pass by you manage to grab onto a passing demon and hold on for dear life.

TOSS ONE OF MY POTATOES TOWARDS THE ENEMY, AT WHICH POINT IT BURSTS OPEN TO RELEASE A NON-COPYRIGHT POKEMON EQUIVALENT!


((COULDA SWORN I POSTED...))
(Throwing the potato = 4) You decide to throw one of your precious potatoes at the undead eggplant men.
(Potato becoming ripoff Pokemon = 5) It explodes and reveals the totally not a pokemon creature that was inside, it appears to be an edgeosaurus it looks like a t-rex that's wearing a black trench coat and has spikes all over it and everything it says is super edgy.

Quote from: Outsider
Keep trying to fight the lizard thing.
(1) You trip and fall into an open manhole, and get injured.

Quote from: The_Two_Eternities
Let them rest a bit them install the cannons.
(Resting = 2) They don't really rest, they just kind of sit there.
(Installing = 5) And when their done they install all of the cannons.

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Have them continue to mine, and have some start working at the casino and make more alcohol.
(Mining = 5) Then mine out a bunch of stone and some malleable stone this time.
(Working at the casino = 4) Several of them are now working at the casino.
(Making more alcohol = 3+1 For knowing how to make it) They make even more alcohol.

Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Continue to try to leave.
(3) You're still stuck in traffic.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: infantry platoons  X3
Go to the big city and attack the new giant monster.
(Attacking the giant monster = 3) They don't really have any idea of what to do.
(Attacking the giant monster = 2) They continue to do jack shit about the monsters.
(Going = 3+1 For just get there all ready) They finally make it ti the city.

Quote from: Gates of Hell Haunted House - Fifty four stories tall - Health 85%
Attack the wolf thing!
(3) It would attack but spends the whole time recovering from the injury.

Quote from: Yoink's small army of volunteers
Sleep for a bit.
(Sleeping = 6) They have terrible nightmares.
(Sleeping = 3) They toss and turn a lot.

Quote from: People evacuating the big city
Runaway!
(Running = 6) Some of them die to falling debris.
(Running = 5) They get out of the city.
(Running = 3) They get stuck in traffic.
(Running = 6) Some of them also die to the debris.

Quote from: infantry platoons X4
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 4) They hit the small monster.
(Killing = 5) They do some small damage to the small monster.
(Killing = 4) They also hit the small monster.
(Killing = 1) They die to some falling debris.

Quote from: Tanks X4
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 4) They do some damage to the small monster.
(Killing = 1) They have a malfunction and they explode.
(Killing = 4) They also do some damage to the small monster.
(Killing = 4) They hit them small monster to.

Quote from: Artillery X2
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 1) They blow themselves up.
(Killing = 3) They miss and kill some civilians.

Canada stuff:
Quote from: Canadian firefighters x6
Fight the fire?
(Firefighting = 3) They barely do anything to the fire.
(Firefighting = 5) They put out even more of the fire.
(Firefighting = 4) They out out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 6) They make the fire worse somehow.
(Firefighting = 5) They also put out a bunch of the fire.
(Firefighting = 2) They don't do anything this time around.

Quote from: Fire
Does the fire get worse?
(3) The fire gets just barely worse.

Quote from: Fire killing people
Do people die in the fire?
(2) No one dies this time ether.

Percent of fire contained: 29%
How bad is the fire: REALLY BAD!
Percent of Ontario on fire: 33%

Stats:
Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 123,253

US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,389
Americans killed: 9,062

Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062
People fleeing the city: 2,278
Big city dead: 1,355
Percent of big city destroyed: 24%

Total killed: 132,750
Total killed in the past: 18

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #517 on: February 03, 2019, 11:15:53 am »

"Please stop trying to shoot at me, you're just embarrassing yourselves."

Liquidate assets, spread out and use the buildings for cover. Begin to set up harpoon tentacles surrounding the monster which can shoot into it and immobilize it. Give each tentacle its own neural cluster so they each roll individually. Keep setting up until I have at least 150 harpoon tentacles or the enemy tries to move out of range.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #518 on: February 03, 2019, 01:29:59 pm »

keep fishing for stuff to build the small ship
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King Zultan

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #519 on: February 06, 2019, 03:05:25 pm »

I think I've accidentally killed interest in this game, with my shit scheduling.

The army has arrived to fight the giant monsters that are attacking the city.
Haunted house now has health so I can have an idea of when its dead.
There are now two giant monsters at the big city, and one immobilized.
The army abandoned the quarantine and went to attack the monsters.
People are panicking in the big city as a giant monsters fight in it.
The armies here to kill the newest giant monsters.
A large part of Canada is still on fire.
Its November 1, 1:00 P.m.
The_Two_Eternities didn't post for the seventh time so random action.
Outsider didn't post for the fourth time so random action.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.
Dustan Hache didn't post so random action.
TricMagic didn't post so random action.
CABL didn't post so random action.
Enemy post didn't post so random action.
Yoink didn't post so random action.

"Please stop trying to shoot at me, you're just embarrassing yourselves."

Liquidate assets, spread out and use the buildings for cover. Begin to set up harpoon tentacles surrounding the monster which can shoot into it and immobilize it. Give each tentacle its own neural cluster so they each roll individually. Keep setting up until I have at least 150 harpoon tentacles or the enemy tries to move out of range.
(Splitting up = 5) You decide to split up yet again and yet again you succeed.
(Setting up harpoon tentacles = 6-1 For being able to do that) Then you change all your bodies into tentacle harpoon things.
(Harpooning ten times = 3) Only a few of the harpoons hit them monster, the others hit buildings.
(Harpooning ten times = 5) They all hit the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 5) They also all hit the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 2) None of them hit the monster, they all just hit random buildings.
(Harpooning ten times = 6) A few hit the monster and several bring some debris down on top of part of you.
(Harpooning ten times = 4) They all hit the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 2) They all miss and hit some random buildings.
(Harpooning ten times = 6) Several hit the monster and another knocks some debris down onto you.
(Harpooning ten times = 4) They all hit the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 4) They also hit the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 2) They all miss the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 3) Some of them hit the monster the rest hit some buildings.
(Harpooning ten times = 5) They hit the monster.
(Harpooning ten times = 2) None of them hit.
(Harpooning ten times = 5) They hit the monster.
You have successfully immobilized the monster, but there's also quite a bit of collateral damage, the monster also gets hit with some tank shells.

keep fishing for stuff to build the small ship
(4) You spend several minutes gathering even more wood for the ship.

Quote from: Smoke Mirrors
Stop floating upwards.
(4) You manage to stop your self before you could get any higher, but you're really high up now.

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Use the materials to start rebuilding the town.
(4) You build several houses with the items you recovered.

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Teach the dinos some advanced magic.

Dino actions.

(Advanced magic = 4) You spend a long time teaching the dinos about advanced magic, and some advanced spells.
(Mining = 5) They mine even more stone and some copper to.
(Figure out what coppers good for = 2) They can't really figure out anything that it might be good for at this time.

Quote from: CABL
Throw some rocks at Smoke Mirrors.
(2) You throw some rocks, but none of them get anywhere near him.

Quote from: Enemy post
Get the demon to fly me to the ground.
(3+1 For being liked) The demon recognizes your voice from the PSA's and immediately flies you down he also has you sign an autograph for him.

Quote from: Yoink
GET THAT EDGY DINOSAUR TO KILL THE UNDEAD EGGPLANT MEN.
(6) He begins to read some poetry that's so edgy that the undead eggplant men kill themselves, then upon seeing all the death around it it decides to kill its self as well.

Quote from: Outsider
Get out of the sewer and fight the lizard thing.
(Getting out = 3) You look around for a bit but can't find a ladder to use to get out, you also hear the lizard thing laughing at you.

Quote from: The_Two_Eternities
Go to the big city and attack the one of the giant monsters.
(Getting to big city = 5)After a bit of traveling you finally make it back to the big city and to where the monsters are.
(Attacking one of the monsters = 5) Seeing that one monster has been immobilized you have your crew point all of the cannons at it and fire, and all of the cannons hit their targets.

Quote from: Doomblade187
Have them continue to mine, and figure out what the malleable stone is then make some more alcohol.
(Mining = 3) The mine doesn't come up with anything useful this time around.
(Figuring out the malleable stone = 5) After a bit of examination they decide that it is not stone but a different substance that they call metal, and that this stuff shall be a metal they call copper.
(More alcohol = 6-1 For knowing how) They brew even more alcohol.

Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Find a different way out of town.
(5) After a bit of driving around you finally find a way out of town.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: infantry platoons  X3
Attack the new giant monster.
(Attacking the giant monster = 5) They shoot the now immobile monster.
(Attacking the giant monster = 4) They also shoot the monster.
(Attacking the giant monster = 5) They also shoot the monster some.

Quote from: Gates of Hell Haunted House - Fifty four stories tall - Health 64%
Attack the other monster.
(1) It would attack but its prevented from doing so by all of the harpoons.

Quote from: Yoink's small army of volunteers
Sleep for a bit.
(Sleeping = 4) They continue to sleep.
(Sleeping = 6) They have night terrors.

Quote from: People evacuating the big city
Runaway!
(Running = 2) They get stuck in traffic.
(Running = 1) They get killed by debris.
(Running = 2) They also get stuck in traffic.
(Running = 5) They escape the city.

Quote from: infantry platoons X3
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 5) They hit the monster.
(Killing = 4) They also hit the monster
(Killing = 6) They hit the monster, but also hit a building.

Quote from: Tanks X3
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 4) They hit the monster.
(Killing = 6) They graze the monster and hit a building.
(Killing = 3) They miss and blow up a building.

Quote from: Artillery
Kill the little monster.
(3) They miss and kill a bunch of civilians.

Canada stuff:
Quote from: Canadian firefighters x6
Fight the fire?
(Firefighting = 1) They all burn up.
(Firefighting = 2) They don't really do much to the fire.
(Firefighting = 4) They put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 5) They put put a bunch of the fire.
(Firefighting = 5) They also put out a bunch of the fire.
(Firefighting = 5) Even they put out a bunch of the fire.

Quote from: Fire
Does the fire get worse?
(5) Even with all of the fire extinguishing the fire gets worse

Quote from: Fire killing people
Do people die in the fire?
(5) A whole bunch of people die in the fire this time around.

Percent of fire contained: 30%
How bad is the fire: REALLY BAD!
Percent of Ontario on fire: 31%

Stats:
Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 123,547

US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,389
Americans killed: 10,351

Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062
People fleeing the city: 2,649
Big city dead: 2,209
Percent of big city destroyed: 50%

Total killed: 133,898
Total killed in the past: 18

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Dustan Hache

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #520 on: February 06, 2019, 03:10:28 pm »

Nice. check how much i have left in salvaged materials, then set up a plot for farming. also, search for people to live in my town.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #521 on: February 06, 2019, 03:22:28 pm »

Sorry, I thought I'd posted already.

Give the demon the autograph and ask him to fly me back up to Satan's office. Once there, take a seat at the desk and hit the intercom button.

"Excuse me, may I have your attention please? This is that guy from the PSAs. Due to unfortunate circumstances, Hell is now under new management. I will be assigning your new duties momentarily."

Take over Hell.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #522 on: February 06, 2019, 03:24:27 pm »

Keep fishing wood and other materials until I can build the boat
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #523 on: February 06, 2019, 04:10:00 pm »

Every tentacle which missed, furl up and try to hit it again. It's a giant immobile target.
Heal up from that damage using spare biomass.
Berate the military for shooting at me.


"IF YOU IDIOTS KEEP TRYING TO ATtACK ME I'LL HAVE TO REPURPOSE YOUR FLESH TO BE LESS USELESS."
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #524 on: February 07, 2019, 02:07:24 am »

Taunt Angelo/Diablo: "Both demons and angels are full of shit, and you're just two fat pinatas of shit bundled together."
Jump and grab on the wall of the buildings, then do a wall jump and hit Angelo/Diablo in the belly with my tail.

« Last Edit: February 08, 2019, 10:59:02 am by CABL »
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