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[King Zultan]

Some people have gone to the big city, that's filled with all kinds of new things, like a renaissance fair.
The ruins of the town are now a lake with the spooky fortress on an island in the middle.
The ruins of the town have been quarantined.
A large part of Canada is now on fire.
Canadian firefights have arrived.
Its raining heavy.
Its November 1 8:30A.m.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post for the second time but no random action as he's dead.
The_Two_Eternities didn't post so random action.

Angel and Devil powers, murderate the Dolphin.

(4-2 For being slapped and tackled) You begin to channel your powers to kill the dolphin, when your suddenly tackled by some guy and knocked to the ground, then the dolphin slaps your face with its tail.

Meditate to refine my powers, to better control them.

More Dino Actions.

(Meditating = 5) You sit and meditate for a bit and gain better control over your powers.
(Building more houses = 5) The dinos finished the houses, they now have houses for everyone.
(Discovering cloth = 4) They discover a primitive cloth made from plants.

"DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!"

FINISH THE SATAN OFF BY JAMMING THE DEMON HORN INTO HIS BRAIN!
BITCHSLAP THE WINGED GUY WITH MY TAIL AGAIN!

(Stabbing the brain = 4) You start stabbing him in the face, and stab him in the brain giving him brain damage.
(Does he die = 4) You stab his brain and give him some brain damage, but he's still not dead.
(Bitchslapping = 4) You see the winged guy get up and immediately get tackled by Enemy Post, using that to your advantage you slap the shit out of him.

Tackle Smoke Mirrors.

(5) You quickly jump up off of the now unconscious bodyguard, and run up to and tackle the winged man, slamming him into the ground, then CABL slaps him.

whistle a tune with my Millions of bodies while salvaging for materials to build the dock.

(Whistling = 6) You whistle, but for some reason none of your bodies seem to be whistling the same thing so it ends but being a cacophony of loud random whistling.
(Salvaging = 3) You don't really find anything that useful this time around.
(Building the dock = 2) You try to build the dock but quickly realize you don't have enough wood.

continue to build my castle, and try to convice others to build a village around it!

(Building the castle = 3) You don't make much progress building the castle this time around, as you spend most of the time gathering the concrete to build it instead.
(Convincing others to build = 2) You look around for several minutes but you don't find anyone in the area.

"So we can set up here, right? Let's do it!"

(5) You and the skeletons decide that this is a good place to set up a camp, and start building one but it will take a bit longer to set it up all the way.

((OOPS, SOMEHOW MISSED NOT ONE BUT TWO TURNS. ALSO W/E JUST MEANS "WHATEVER"))

HAVE A RAD DREAM ABOUT W/E THE POWERS-THAT-BE FEEL LIKE DESCRIBING

(3) You try to have a rad dream about W/E but end up having a dull dream about picking potatoes instead.

Yeah well, angry already exploded once and that apparently didn't kill him so just make double sure that he's actually dead this time. Grow a powerful nose and sniff out any angry bits that might still be alive.

(Growing a powerful nose = 4) You successfully grow a powerful nose that's capable of smelling all kinds of things.
(Growing a powerful nose = 5) You also grow a powerful nose.
(Finding ANGRY bits = 3) You manage to find some small ANGRY bits but they appear to be dead, but you eat them just in case.
(Finding ANGRY bits = 2) You can't find any bits.

Have the crew continue to mine for iron.

(3) They keep mining, but only find one piece of iron ore.

Show them the wheel until they learn what it is, and have them build more houses.

(Showing them the wheel = 3) They still don't really care about the wheel.
(Building = 6-1 For knowing stuff) They build even more houses.

Go see friend at hospital.

(3) Your still stuck in traffic.

NPC stuff:

Guard the area around the town and send some of them back to base.

(Guard = 2) They fall asleep.
(Guard = 4) They actually guard the area.
(Guard = 5) They also guard the area.
(Back to base = 3) They can't get back do to roads being damaged.
(Back to base = 4) They head back to base.
(Back to base = 4) They also head back to base.

Its time to go forth and eat the big city!

(3) It gets slightly closer to the big city, but its still not there yet.

Building shacks in the camp.

(Building = 5) They build even more shacks.
(Building = 2) They just sit around for a bit.

Canada stuff:

Fight the fire?

(Firefighting = 1) They get overwhelmed by the fire and all die.
(Firefighting = 6) They lose a few guys to the fire.
(Firefighting = 2) They haven't gotten to the fire yet.
(Firefighting = 2) They also haven't gotten to the fire yet.
(Firefighting = 5) They put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 2) Their still on their way.

Does the fire get worse?

(6) The fire gets even worse.

Do people die in the fire?

(6) Another large group of people die in a town that's burning.

Percent of fire contained: 1%
How bad is the fire: BAD!
Percent of Ontario on fire: 27%

Stats:
Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 121,547

US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,471
Americans killed: 8,060

Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062

Total killed: 129,607
Total killed in the past: 8

Spoiler: Player Statuses (click to show/hide)

The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, some raw metal, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes, a few pieces of iron ore, one piece of iron ore
Location: Base of a mountain, with a mine

ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: millions of normal pumpkin spiders, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several pieces of burnt wood, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some small pieces of burnt wood, some large boards
Location: Spooky fortress

TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, better control over your powers
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy

Enemy post
Health: Okay, small scratches and cuts
What you are: Human, Satan's personal assistant
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil
Location:  Fourteenth circle of hell

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES
Health: DEAD
What you are: Dead, King of Halloween, GOD OF HALLOWEEN, immune to overshoots
Inventory:
Location: Canada

Yoink
Health: FINE, -one hand
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge
Location: Little camp outside of town, with a few shacks, even more shacks, Yoink's shack wit small fenced in yard, a bunch more shacks, even more shacks, more shacks

Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE, King of dinosaurs
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaur

Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Two identical Fleshhorror, disguised as a werewolf, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, slightly bigger, tow stories tall, two rolls per action every turn, has wings, Powerful nose, slightly bigger
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Canada

KitRougard
Health: OKAY, hurt face
What you are: Robot skeleton, fireproof
Inventory: A few fireproof robot skeletons, one random person, a few robot skeletons, some more robot skeletons
Location: A lake with partly set up camp

Ama the werewolf
Health: FINE
What you are: strong and obese Werewolf
Inventory: two werewolf friends, Burnt werewolf friend in hospital, lime green two door hatchback, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money
Location: Big city hospital

CABL
Health: OKAY, injured head, several scratches
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, fire extinguisher, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, in Satan's office

Dustan Hache
Health: FINE
What you are: knight
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell
Location: Partially built castle next to the water in town ruins

Smoke Mirrors
Health: FINE, hurt face, slapped face
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm
Location: Canada

Spoiler: Other Stuff: (click to show/hide)

Effects:
The towns ruins have been quarantined.
The town is completely destroyed and is now a lake with the spooky fortress in the middle.
All of the town's cops are ether dead or gone.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
The state police are dead.

Big city:
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair
Hospital

Creatures:
Fleeing robot skeleton with a bunch of money stacks.
The army's here.
There is a Captain of Halloween.
There is a King of Halloween.

Other:
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, some windows are boarded up, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered.

Canada:
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.

Hell:
Satan is dying and has brain damage.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.

The past:
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom, dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, basic tools, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses, primitave cloth made from plants.
Doomblade187's dinosaur kingdom, can't swim, breathe air and water, several houses, know about science, even more house, can make fire, science programs, educations system, even more house.
Dinosaurs know telekinesis, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings and structural integrity.

[ziizo]

keep salvaging materials for the dock also remove the wood and materials used to block the spooky fortress windows

[CABL]

"YES, ENEMY POST; BEAT THE FUCKBOY WITH YOUR UKULELE WHILE HE'S DOWN!"

GROWL TO GIVE ME MORE STRENGTH, THEN DO A COMBO OF STABS TO THE BRAIN!

[Yoink]

CONTINUE SLEEPING, I HAVE TO CATCH UP ON MY SLEEP AFTER ALL.
PICK MORE DREAM-POTATOES!    

[Smoke Mirrors]

Murderate the Dolphin with angel and devil powers!

[Enemy post]

Continue clinging to Smoke Mirror's ankles so he can't go attack CABL.

[TricMagic]

Gain even better control over my powers.

Dino Actions. Sciences.

[Egan_BW]

Keep sniffing.

[King Zultan]

I would have posted yesterday but I was playing The Last of Us, when I should have been working on the turn.

Some people have gone to the big city, that's filled with all kinds of new things, like a renaissance fair.
The ruins of the town are now a lake with the spooky fortress on an island in the middle.
The ruins of the town have been quarantined.
A large part of Canada is now on fire.
Satan has been killed.
Its raining heavily.
Its November 1 8:30A.m.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post for the third time but no random action as he's dead.
The_Two_Eternities didn't post for the second time so random action.
Dustan Hache didn't post so random action.
KitRougard didn't post so random action.

keep salvaging materials for the dock also remove the wood and materials used to block the spooky fortress windows

(Salvaging wood = 5) After some more work you gather several more large wooden boards.
(Removing window barricades = 2) Turns out millions of normal sized spiders aren't able to pull the boards of the windows.

"YES, ENEMY POST; BEAT THE FUCKBOY WITH YOUR UKULELE WHILE HE'S DOWN!"

GROWL TO GIVE ME MORE STRENGTH, THEN DO A COMBO OF STABS TO THE BRAIN!

(Growling for strength = 4) You release a primal growl that somehow increases your strength.
(Combo of stabs = 5) With your new found strength you unleash a massive barrage of stabs into Satan's brain effectively destroying it.
(Does he die = 4+1 For lots of stabs) With the destruction of this brain he finally dies a horribly painful death.

CONTINUE SLEEPING, I HAVE TO CATCH UP ON MY SLEEP AFTER ALL.
PICK MORE DREAM-POTATOES!    

(Continuing sleeping = 3+1 For already being asleep) You continue to sleep.
(Picking more dream potatoes = 3) You keep picking potatoes until you can no longer hold them all, and when you turn around to put them in the basket you see that the eggplant men have stolen all the potatoes and are taking them to their flying banana.

Murderate the Dolphin with angel and devil powers!

(Getting back up = 1) Your trying to get up when the guy gets off of you and body slams you back down.
(Murderateing = 4-1 For being hurt recently) You decide to shoot the dolphin with your powers, but being slammed to the ground throws your aim off so your shot hits a wall.
You also see that the dolphin has stabbed Satan so much that his brains are no longer in his head, its safe to say that he's dead now.

Continue clinging to Smoke Mirror's ankles so he can't go attack CABL.

(6) You see that the winged guy's trying to stand up even with you on him, so you getup and body slam him, and you injurer your face when it slams into the back of his head.

Gain even better control over my powers.

Dino Actions. Sciences.

(More control = 2) You try to gain more control, but you seem to have a good amount of control over your powers all ready, but you could get more control if you kept trying.
(Mining = 1) The dinos tried to mine stone while in a cave, which caused a cave in killing several of them.
(Working with wood = 3+1 For tools) It wasn't that hard of a idea to work out with the tools they had.

Keep sniffing.

(Sniffing = 4) You find and eat several more bits of ANGRY.
(Sniffing = 4) You also find and eat several more bits of ANGRY.

Keep building the castle.

(6) During the construction part of the castle collapses, this sets the finish date back further.

Help the skeletons build a village.

(You building = 5) You build a small cabin for you and the other skeletons to live in.
(Skeletons building = 3) They only build part of a building.

Continue mining for iron ore.

(5) After several minutes of work they bring back even more iron ore.

Damn it learn what a wheel is, and build more houses.

(Showing them the wheel = 4) You finally have had enough of their shit, and start yelling at them about the wheel until they finally understand the wheel.
(Building = 5) They build even more houses.

Go see friend at the hospital.

(5) After having sat in traffic for over an hour they finally get to the hospital and get to talk to the injured werewolf friend.

NPC stuff:

Guard the area around the town and send some of them back to base.

(Guard = 4) They guard the area and see nothing.
(Guard = 4) They guard the area and keep out any trespassers.
(Guard = 2) They all sit around and do nothing.
(Back to base = 2) They continue to find roads that can't be passed.

Its time to go forth and eat the big city!

(2) It continues its slow journey towards the big city.

Building shacks in the camp.

(Building = 5) They build even more shacks, they now have build enough shacks to house everyone.
(Building = 3) They sit around and talk for a bit.

Canada stuff:

Fight the fire?

(Firefighting = 4) They put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 5) They put out a Large part of the fire.
(Firefighting = 3) They put out some small fires.
(Firefighting = 4) They also put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 1) A few guys die while working to put out the fire.

Does the fire get worse?

(4) The fire continues to spread.

Do people die in the fire?

(4) A small group of people die in the burning town.

Percent of fire contained: 3%
How bad is the fire: BAD!
Percent of Ontario on fire: 31%

Stats:
Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 121,575

US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,471
Americans killed: 8,060

Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062

Total killed: 129,635
Total killed in the past: 18

Spoiler: Player Statuses (click to show/hide)

The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, some raw metal, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes, a few pieces of iron ore, one piece of iron ore, even more iron ore
Location: Base of a mountain, with a mine

ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: millions of normal pumpkin spiders, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several pieces of burnt wood, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some small pieces of burnt wood, some large boards, several large boards
Location: Spooky fortress

TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, better control over your powers
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy

Enemy post
Health: Okay, small scratches and cuts, hurt face
What you are: Human, Satan's personal assistant
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil
Location:  Fourteenth circle of hell

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES
Health: DEAD
What you are: Dead, King of Halloween, GOD OF HALLOWEEN, immune to overshoots
Inventory:
Location: Canada

Yoink
Health: FINE, -one hand
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge
Location: Little camp outside of town, enough shacks to house everyone, Yoink's shack with small fenced in yard

Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE, King of dinosaurs
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaur

Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Two identical Fleshhorror, disguised as a werewolf, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, slightly bigger, tow stories tall, two rolls per action every turn, has wings, Powerful nose, slightly bigger, slightly bigger
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Canada

KitRougard
Health: OKAY, hurt face
What you are: Robot skeleton, fireproof
Inventory: A few fireproof robot skeletons, one random person, a few robot skeletons, some more robot skeletons
Location: A lake with cabin and partly built building

Ama the werewolf
Health: FINE
What you are: strong and obese Werewolf
Inventory: two werewolf friends, Burnt werewolf friend in hospital, lime green two door hatchback, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money
Location: Big city hospital

CABL
Health: OKAY, injured head, several scratches
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, fire extinguisher, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies, increased strength, killed Satan
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, in Satan's office

Dustan Hache
Health: FINE
What you are: knight
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell
Location: Partially built castle next to the water in town ruins

Smoke Mirrors
Health: FINE, hurt face, slapped face
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm
Location: Canada

Spoiler: Other Stuff: (click to show/hide)

Effects:
The towns ruins have been quarantined.
The town is completely destroyed and is now a lake with the spooky fortress in the middle.
All of the town's cops are ether dead or gone.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
The state police are dead.

Big city:
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair
Hospital

Creatures:
Fleeing robot skeleton with a bunch of money stacks.
The army's here.
There is a Captain of Halloween.
There is a King of Halloween.

Other:
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, some windows are boarded up, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered.

Canada:
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.

Hell:
Satan is dead.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.

The past:
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom, dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, basic tools, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses, primitave cloth made from plant, wood working.
Doomblade187's dinosaur kingdom, can't swim, breathe air and water, several houses, know about science, even more house, can make fire, science programs, educations system, even more house, more houses, finally know about the wheel.
Dinosaurs know telekinesis, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings and structural integrity.

[TricMagic]

Teach the dinos about support structures. Keep the mines up with wood logs/beams.

Meditate to gain better control of my powers.

More Dino actions.

[ziizo]

fuse into hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders then remove the boards of the windows

[CABL]

"WATCH HOW THE INFERNO COLLAPSES WITHOUT ITS MASTER, FUCKBOY!"

NOW THAT THE SATAN IS DEAD, ITS TIME TO DEAL WITH ANGELO/DIABLO: BY GRAPPLING AND BREAKING HIS LEGS, THEN FINISHING HIM OFF WITH AN EXPLOSIVE BEAN!

[Smoke Mirrors]

You, f*cking idiot! You really shouldn’t have done that.
Powers of Heaven and Hell use the now chaotic power of Hell and use it to utterly destroy the Dolphin.

[Enemy post]

Quickly glance back and forth at Angelo/Diablo and CABL's imminent showdown, before running and hiding behind Satan's desk.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Have them start making cannons for the landship.

No idea how I forgot that letter.