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Author Topic: Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing: Its dead Jim.  (Read 96102 times)

KitRougard

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #420 on: December 31, 2018, 11:50:04 am »

"OK, OK, fine, so we won't live here.
Grab as much metal as you can, so we can increase our numbers later, and let's find somewhere you WANT to live."
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #421 on: December 31, 2018, 11:54:45 am »

Bonk the bodyguard I'm fighting on the head with my ukulele.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #422 on: December 31, 2018, 01:19:36 pm »

Have the crew members mine into the mountain for iron ore.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #423 on: December 31, 2018, 02:30:21 pm »

"DIE, YOU HORNED RED-SKINNED BASTARD, DIE ALREADY!"

KEEP UNLEASHING MY BARRAGE OF VICIOUS STABBING ON THE SATAN, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY DEFENDING MYSELF FROM THE WINGED GUY AND THE REMAINING BODYGUARD BY BITCHSLAPPING THEM WITH MY TAIL!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #424 on: December 31, 2018, 02:47:34 pm »

I can do better than just a shack! lets rebuild properly, and make a castle!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #425 on: January 02, 2019, 10:11:51 am »

Thousands more Canadians die because of the poisoned maple syrup in their traditional Canadian breakfast.
Some people have gone to the big city, that's filled with all kinds of new things, like a renaissance fair.
The ruins of the town are now a lake with the spooky fortress on an island in the middle.
A large part of Canada is now on fire.
Canadian firefights are on the way.
Its raining heavy.
Its November 1 8:00A.m.
Yoink didn't post for the second time so random action.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post but no random action as he's dead.
TricMagic didn't post so random action.

Eat the bits of angry that I've already torn free, split again. Continue killing angry.
(Eating the ANGRY bits = 5) After a bit of looking you find ANGRY'S arm and eat it which causes you to grow even bigger.
(Splitting = 3+1 For being able to do that) You split into two identical creatures again, your both two stories tall.
(Killing ANGRY = AUTO 5) You would continue to tear ANGRY apart, but he's already dead as he exploded a few minuets ago.

keep Salvaging wood from the lake.
(4) You manage to find and gather some large boards that were floating nearby.

Murderate the dolphin.
(2) You try to get up but something your wearing got stuck on the dead guy, and as you struggle to get up the dolphin smacks you in the face with its tail.

"OK, OK, fine, so we won't live here.
Grab as much metal as you can, so we can increase our numbers later, and let's find somewhere you WANT to live."
(Grabbing metal = 2) You look around for several minutes, but you can't find any usable metal pieces.
(Finding a better spot = 5) After wandering for several minutes you find a lake that's surrounded by trees in an area that the fire didn't touch.

Bonk the bodyguard I'm fighting on the head with my ukulele.
(Bonk = 4) You start beating the bodyguard's head in with the ukulele, he struggles a little but you just keep beating on him.
(Does he die = 2) But he doesn't die he keeps wiggling around.

Have the crew members mine into the mountain for iron ore.
(4) Your crew begins to mine into the mountain, after a bit of work they find a few pieces of iron ore, probably gonna need a bunch more to make that cannon.

"DIE, YOU HORNED RED-SKINNED BASTARD, DIE ALREADY!"

KEEP UNLEASHING MY BARRAGE OF VICIOUS STABBING ON THE SATAN, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY DEFENDING MYSELF FROM THE WINGED GUY AND THE REMAINING BODYGUARD BY BITCHSLAPPING THEM WITH MY TAIL!

(Stabbing Satan = 5) You keep stabbing the shit out of Satan, you stab every bit of him you can.
(Does Satan die = 4) And during the stabbing you appear to have hit something major, as he's bleeding quite heavily, looks like if you keep up this pace you should be able to kill him soon.
(Defending self = 4) You see the winged guy trying to get up so you slap the shit out of him with your tail.

I can do better than just a shack! lets rebuild properly, and make a castle!
(4) After a few minutes of work you started on the castle foundation which you make out of the bits of concrete and bricks, looks like it'll take a bit more work to finish but your off to a good start.

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Meditating some more.

Dino actions.

(Meditating = 3) You try to meditate but you keep getting distracted by the sounds of the dinos building houses.
(Building more houses = 6-1 For knowledge ) They build even more house, looks like they might have enough houses soon.
(Creating cloth = 2) They try to make cloth, but can't figure out how to make any kind of fabric, or plants that could be used to make any.

Quote from: Yoink
KEEP SLEEPING.
(5) You keep sleeping.

Quote from: Doomblade187
Show them the wheel again, and have them build more houses.
(Showing the wheel = 3) You try again to teach them the ways of the wheel but they fall asleep during your lesson.
(Building more houses = 2) They don't build any houses this turn as their to busy messing about to care.

Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Go see friend at hospital.
(2) You get stuck in traffic and it takes several minutes to move a few feet.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: infantry platoons  X6
Quarantine and guard the area around the town.
(Guard = 6) A tree falls and one of them dies, somehow.
(Guard = 4) They guard the area from any threats.
(Guard = 2) They fall asleep.
(Guard = 4) They also guard the area.
(Guard = 4) They protect the area.
(Guard = 2) They also fall asleep.

Quote from: Gates of Hell Haunted House - Thirty six stories tall
Its time to go forth and eat the big city!
(2) Its still really faraway from the big city, and has made little progress toward it.

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Building shacks in the camp.
(Building = 5) They build more shacks.
(Building = 4) They build even more shacks.

Canada stuff:
Quote from: Fire
Does the fire get worse?
(5) Yes the fire gets even worse, burning even more of Canada.

Quote from: Fire killing people
Do people die in the fire?
(6) Dozens of people die as a small town burns.

Percent of fire contained: 0%
How bad is the fire: BAD!
Percent of Ontario on fire: 18%

Turns until Canadian firefighters arrive: 1

Stats:
Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 121,431

US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,471
Americans killed: 8,060

Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062

Total killed: 129,491
Total killed in the past: 8
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #426 on: January 02, 2019, 11:26:27 am »

Angel and Devil powers, murderate the Dolphin.
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TricMagic

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #427 on: January 02, 2019, 11:34:31 am »

Meditate to refine my powers, to better control them.

More Dino Actions.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #428 on: January 02, 2019, 11:55:36 am »

"DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!"

FINISH THE SATAN OFF BY JAMMING THE DEMON HORN INTO HIS BRAIN!
BITCHSLAP THE WINGED GUY WITH MY TAIL AGAIN!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #429 on: January 02, 2019, 12:42:59 pm »

Tackle Smoke Mirrors.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #430 on: January 02, 2019, 12:43:43 pm »

whistle a tune with my Millions of bodies while salvaging for materials to build the dock.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #431 on: January 02, 2019, 12:56:59 pm »

continue to build my castle, and try to convice others to build a village around it!
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KitRougard

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #432 on: January 02, 2019, 03:56:45 pm »

"So we can set up here, right? Let's do it!"
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Yoink

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #433 on: January 02, 2019, 11:03:59 pm »

((OOPS, SOMEHOW MISSED NOT ONE BUT TWO TURNS. ALSO W/E JUST MEANS "WHATEVER"))

HAVE A RAD DREAM ABOUT W/E THE POWERS-THAT-BE FEEL LIKE DESCRIBING
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #434 on: January 02, 2019, 11:46:32 pm »

Yeah well, angry already exploded once and that apparently didn't kill him so just make double sure that he's actually dead this time. Grow a powerful nose and sniff out any angry bits that might still be alive.
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