Sorry about the delay it took longer than expected to wright all this stuff.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES has decided to blow up again so his turn will be at the end of the turn, just to let people do some stuff before they potentially die.Be sure to look at the bottom of the post to see what happens.Thousands more Canadians die because of the poisoned maple syrup in their traditional Canadian breakfast.Some people have gone to the big city, that's filled with all kinds of new things, like a renaissance fair.The ruins of the town are now a lake with the spooky fortress on an island in the middle.The Canadian army is attacking ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES.The sun is starting to rise and Halloween in now over.The firefighters have gone back home.Its raining heavy.Its November 1 7:30A.m.Egan_BW didn't post for the seventh time so random action, if they doesn't post next turn they will become a NPC.
Yoink didn't post so random action.
"This place looks nice, right?"
Set up a little village for the Skeleton Army. We've done a lot of work recently...
(1) You tell the skeletons that you want to live here, and they hate the idea of living in such a burnt up shithole and don't want to build a village.
Set off to the mountain. No matter how many setbacks my plan suffers, I shall proceed.
(4) After a bit of driving you finally arrive at the base of the mountain, looking around this seems to be a really good spot to do whatever your planing to do.
Salvage more wood from the lake to build a small pier/dock
(2) After a bit of work you only manage to get a few small pieces of burnt wood, not really enough to make a dock.
Toss this thing into the eldritch plain and then go help the boss.
(Tossing the thing = 2) Well you would toss this thing into the elder plain, but you decide against it for some reason.
(Getting to the boss = 4) Using your magical powers you teleport to Satan's office, when you arrive some guy's tackling one of the bodyguards, and a dolphins stabbing Satan.
(Helping the boss = 6) You run to help Satan, but you trip over the dead bodyguard and fall on your face.
"SATAN IS MINE, TACKLE THE BODYGUARD!"
Kill the Satan with a flurry of demon horn stabs.
(Stabbing Satan = 5) You charge forward and start stabbing the shit out of Satan, in the arm, the chest, basically anywhere you can stab.
(Does he die = 3) Even though you stabbed about fifteen times he isn't dead, looks like he might me stunned or something.
Also during the stab fest some guy with wings appears and immediately trips over the dead bodyguard.
Literally tackle the bodyguard.
(4) You run and tackle the bodyguard and knock him to the ground.
While you were tackling the bodyguard some guy with appears and immediately trips over the dead bodyguards.
welp. file a claim with my insurance and start rebuilding...
(Filing a claim = 1) Turns out the insurance company you were with was a small one based in the town that's destroyed, so it looks like you aren't getting any money for your house getting destroyed.
(Rebuilding = 5) You start gathering bits and pieces of concrete and metal, and start building a small shack on the edge of the lake.
Continue to set the schooling system right.
Also Meditate to improve my power.
More Dino Actions.
(Fixing the education system = 4) After a bit of work you work out the all the kinks in the education system and get it to work smoothly.
(Meditating = 5) After all that work you meditate and finally improve your power.
(Building more houses = 2) The dinos decide to play around instead of building any houses.
(Make something that uses the wheel = 3+1 For having an idea) After several minutes of work they create a small two wheeled cart.
KEEP SLEEPING.
(3+1 For already being asleep) You continue to sleep.
Keep ripping pieces off ANGRY.
(Fighting = 3) You try but can't rip off any pieces of ANGRY'S flesh.
(Fighting = 4) You rip off a large piece of ANGRY'S leg meat.
Get the dinosaurs to build more houses, then show them the wheel.
(Building more houses = 3) They build part of a house, and spend the rest of the time screwing around.
(Showing the wheel = 1) They can't give a fuck about the wheel or what its good for.
Keep sleeping in the car.
(You sleeping = 4) You keep sleeping.
(Friends sleeping = 5) They also keep sleeping.
As you sleep your phone rings and wakes everyone up, its the hospital and they say the werewolf friend is out of surgery.
NPC stuff:Quarantine and guard the area around the town.
(Guard = 4) They guard the area.
(Guard = 2) They fall asleep.
(Quarantine = 4) They successfully quarantine the area.
(Guard = 5) They protect the area.
(Quarantine = 5) They also quarantine the area.
(Guard = 2) They sit around and do nothing.
Its time to go forth and eat the big city!
(2) It only gets part way towards the city.
Building shacks in the camp.
(Building = 5) They build even more shacks.
(Building = 6-1 For safety) They also build more shacks.
Canada stuff:Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 6) They accidentally shoot some of their own men.
(Fire at it = 2) Their guns malfunction.
(Fire at it = 1) They get shot to death.
(Fire at it = 4) They hit the monster several times.
Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They hit the monster.
(Fire at it = 2) They have problems with their weapons.
(Fire at it = 6) They blow up some people.
(Fire at it = 4) They hit the monster again.
Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They land a hit on the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They hit the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They also hit the monster.
Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They hit the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They also hit the monster.
(Fire at it = 1) They crash right into the monster and die.
(Fire at it = 4) They manage to hit the monster.
(Fire at it = 5) They get a good hit on the monster.
ANGRY'S TURN:THAT'S IT! BLOW THE FUCK UP AGAIN USING ALL MY LATENT ENERGY!!! THIS TIME FOR REAL!!! If I fail I'll just tear apart one of the bitting things with my remaining arm
(BLOWING THE FUCK UP AGAIN = 6+2+2 For god powers, bigness, and LATENT ENERGY) After getting hit with some more missiles you finally get tired of the Canadians and their shit, so you decide to blow up again, the flying thing leaves before you explode, but that isn't as important as blowing up all these Canadians, so you channel all your LATENT ENERGY into yourself until you explode.
Canada and US stats before explosion:Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 78,056
Canadians killed: 59,856
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,843,360
Americans killed: 4,734
Total killed: 61,036
Who Survives?People next to ANGRY (Need at least 5 to live)Egan_BW (5) Somehow against all odds you survive the explosion unharmed.
Egan_BW (1) This version of you is completely destroyed by the explosion.
Canadian Infantry (3) They didn't stand a chance against such an explosion.
Canadian Infantry (2) They didn't live ether.
Canadian Infantry (3) They also die to the explosion.
Canadian Artillery (6) Somehow they survive the blast.
Canadian Artillery (4) They almost made it but they also died in the end.
Canadian Tanks (3) They get bunt alive in the tanks.
Canadian Tanks (3) They also die from the blast.
Canadian Air Force (1) They get knocked out of the air and die.
Canadian Civilians (4) They also die to the explosion.
Canadian Civilians (3) They die in the explosion as well.
Canadian Civilians (5) Somehow against all odds they also survive the explosion.
People further away (Need at least 4 to live)Canadian Civilians (2) They die to the explosion.
Canadian Civilians (3) They also die to the blast.
Canadian Civilians (1) They didn't stand a chance against the explosion.
Canadian Military (2) They didn't stand a chance.
Canadian Military (4) They manage to survive the blast.
US Civilians (2) The blast even goes over the border and kills some US civilians.
US Military (6) They survive unaware of the explosion in their bunker.
People even further away (Need at least 3 to live)Canadian Civilians (5) They don't get affected by the blast.
Canadian Civilians (3) They survive the blast as well.
Canadian Civilians (1) They didn't even stand a chance.
Canadian Civilians (3) They also survive the blast.
Canadian Military (2) They also die to the explosion.
US Civilians (4) They survive the explosion as well.
US Civilians (2) They die as well.
US Civilians (6) They don't even notice the explosion.
US Military (2) They die to the blast.
People immune or not near the explosion:Basically everyone not mentioned.Stats:Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,968
Canadians killed: 98,887 15352
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,472
Americans killed: 8,059
Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062
Total killed: 106,946
Total killed in the past: 8
The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, some raw metal, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes
Location: Base of a mountain
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: millions of normal pumpkin spiders, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several pieces of burnt wood, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some small pieces of burnt wood
Location: Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy
Enemy post
Health: Okay, small scratches and cuts
What you are: Human, Satan's personal assistant
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES
Health: DEAD
What you are: Dead, King of Halloween, GOD OF HALLOWEEN, immune to overshoots
Inventory:
Location: Canada
Yoink
Health: FINE, -one hand
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge
Location: Little camp outside of town, with a few shacks, even more shacks, Yoink's shack wit small fenced in yard, a bunch more shacks
Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE, King of dinosaurs
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaur
Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Fleshhorror, disguised as a werewolf, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, slightly bigger, one story tall, two rolls per action every turn, has wings
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Canada
KitRougard
Health: OKAY, hurt face
What you are: Robot skeleton, fireproof
Inventory: A few fireproof robot skeletons, one random person, a few robot skeletons, some more robot skeletons
Location: town ruins
Ama the werewolf
Health: FINE
What you are: strong and obese Werewolf
Inventory: two werewolf friends, Burnt werewolf friend in hospital, lime green two door hatchback, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money
Location: Big city hospital
CABL
Health: OKAY, injured head, several scratches
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, fire extinguisher, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, in Satan's office
Dustan Hache
Health: FINE
What you are: knight
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell
Location: Shack next to the water
Smoke Mirrors
Health: FINE, hurt face
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm
Location: Canada
Effects:
The town is completely destroyed and is now a lake with the spooky fortress in the middle.
All of the town's cops are ether dead or gone.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
The state police are dead.
Big city:
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair
Hospital
Creatures:
Fleeing robot skeleton with a bunch of money stacks.
The army's here.
There is a Captain of Halloween.
There is a King of Halloween.
Other:
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, some windows are boarded up, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered.
Canada:
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Hell:
Satan has one bodyguard.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom, dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, basic tools, better building materials and how to use them, several dino houses, several more dino house, refined building materials, education system, even more houses, two wheeled cart.
Doomblade187's dinosaur kingdom, can't swim, breathe air and water, several houses, know about science, even more house, can make fire, science programs, educations system, half built house.
Dinosaurs know telekinesis, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings and structural integrity.