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Author Topic: Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing: Its dead Jim.  (Read 96112 times)

TricMagic

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #390 on: December 21, 2018, 09:41:51 am »

Make Doomblade an NPC? Not like having two kingdoms is a bad thing.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #391 on: December 22, 2018, 12:10:12 pm »

Some people have gone to the big city, that's filled with all kinds of new things, like a renaissance fair.
The ruins of the town are now a lake with the spooky fortress on an island in the middle.
All of the people have been evacuated from the area around the town.
The Canadian army is attacking ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES.
Its raining heavy.
Its November 1 6:30A.m.
Doomblade187 didn't post for the seventh time so random action if he doesn't post next turn he will become a NPC.
Egan_BW didn't post for the fifth time so random action.
KitRougard didn't post for the second time so random action.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.
Dustan Hache didn't post so random action.

Start planting fruit trees in the island next to spooky fortress
(4) Looks like its time to finally plant those fruit trees you had in the garage, after a bit of work you now have a nice looking little grove of fruit trees.

Use god powers to develop a healing factor, then compress myself into a human-sized and even more humanoid form so I still have my monstrous strength. But I'm harder to hit, then pick up a tank and use it to clobber the artilary
(Getting healing factor = 1+2 From god powers) Even with your god powers you aren't able to develop a healing factor, but you are able to heal yourself at least.
(Compressing self = 3) You try to compress your self but aren't able to for some reason.
(Even more humanoid form = 2) You also try to become even more humanoid but can't for some reason, maybe today's not your day.
(Picking up tank = 4+1 For still being huge) You pick up several of the tanks and crush them together into a ball.
(Destroying artillery with thank = 4) You then throw the ball of tanks into the artillery pieces and destroy several of them.
Some weird thing rips a chunk out of your arm and the wolf things tear pieces out of your legs, you then get hit with some more missiles and shells.

"Hi, I'm Enemy Post. You may remember me from such PSAs as "What to do in a Doomguy attack" and "Talking Backwards and You". Today, we'll be discussing how to fix the CABLE in your BOSS's OFFICE on the TOP FLOOR.

Read more PSAs.
(5) You read even more PSAs, including one on how to find the stairs and get to the top floor, when your finished demons clap and cheer.

See if anyone knows how to forge. Have whoever knows most about metalworking make a cannon.
(Seeing if anyone knows how to forge = 5) Turns out one of your crew mates knows how to forge stuff, looks like its your lucky day.
(Making a cannon = 2) According to him you will need more metal than you currently have to make a cannon.

FINISH MY BEER AND ASSESS STATE OF CAMP. DO WE HAVE ANY NEW INJURED FOLKS WHAT NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION?
HOW'S THE EVACUATION GOING OVERALL?
WE NEARLY DONE? I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HECK ALL THESE DISPLACED PERSONS ARE GONNA GO, ANYWAY...

MAYBE ASK A NEARBY OFFICIAL EMERGENCY-SERVICES-TYPE PERSON WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AFTER THIS
FAILING THAT, GOOGLE IT OR SOMETHING.
IF IT TURNS OUT THERE'S NOWHERE FOR THESE CAMP PEOPLE TO GO, ENCOURAGE THOSE WHO WANT TO STAY HERE TO START BUILDING SHACKS AND SHANTIES TO LIVE IN MORE PERMANENTLY, OR UNTIL SOME REGIONAL GOVERNMENT STEPS IN TO OFFER THEM NEW HOMES SOMEWHERE
   
(Finding injured = 4) Turns out a few injured people showed up recently, but as soon as you get to them the healer guy already healed them.
(Hows the evac going = 3) You get a few pieces of info that say everyone might have been already removed from the area. 
(Asking someone what happens now = 5) According to the guy you ask, there are some temporary shelters or hotel rooms in the city, but as for what happens to the people he's not really sure as to what will happen to them other than the fact that they have nothing to go home to.
(Finding out if there's somewhere for the people to go = 3) He also says the shelters all filled up almost immediately, so it looks like they'll have to stay at your camp for a bit longer.
(Getting people to build shacks = 6-1 For being safe) After a bit of work they finish a few little shack looking things, but they probably need to build a few more.

Get to the top floor; that's where the big baddy is, I think.
(6-1 For getting directions from the PA system) After listening to the PA system you discover where the stairs up are and march your way up, it takes several minutes to get to the top, but you finally arrive at Satan's office, from the looks of it Enemy Post's in there with Satan and two bodyguards.

Recover. Also, more dino actions.
(Removing the migraine = 4) You concentrate your magic and remove the migraine again.
(Figuring our how to refine building material = 4) They discover that with tools they can make even better building materials from what they have.
(Build some more houses = 5) They build even more houses thanks to the refined materials and tools.
(Create an education program for the young dinos = 6) They set up the education system, but its poorly run and understaffed.

Quote from: KitRougard
Keep searching for metal to make more skeletons.
(Finding metal = 4) You come across another burnt up car and pull it apart for metal.
(Making more skeletons = 5) You make even more skeletons from the metal you had and form the car.

Quote from: Dustan Hache
Heal anyone that needs healing left in the camp.
(6-1 For healing spells) You find some more people in the camp to heal.

Quote from: Smoke Mirrors
I guess I should kill that big thing sense I'm here.
(3+2 For demon/angle power) You fly up to the big thing and tear a large chunk out of its arm.

Quote from: Egan_BW
Get back to the fight, and keep fighting.
(Get back = 5) After a minute it gets back to the fight.
(Fighting = 5) You tear a large chunk out of its leg.
(Fighting = 5) You also tear a large chunk out of its leg.

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Try to teach them a bout fire and tools again.
(Teaching about tools = 2) They still have no idea what your talking about.
(Teaching about fire = 4) After a bit you finally teach them how to make fire.

Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Keep sleeping in the car.
(You sleeping = 4) You stay asleep.
(Friends sleeping = 3+1 For already being asleep) They also stay asleep.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: infantry platoons  X6
Quarantine the area around the town.
(Quarantine = 4) They quarantine the area they were assigned to.
(Quarantine = 2) They can't get to where they need to be.
(Quarantine = 2) They also can't get to where they need to be.
(Quarantine = 5) They also quarantine the area they were assigned to.
(Quarantine = 3) They can't really get to their assigned area.
(Quarantine = 4) Even they quarantine the area they were assigned to.

Quote from: Firefighters X3
Gather the equipment and do a last look over.
(Searching = 2) They put up the equipment, and find nothing.
(Searching = 2) They also put up the equipment, and find nothing.
(Searching = 4) They put out the last hot spots and put up the equipment.

Quote from: Gates of Hell Haunted House - Twenty seven stories tall
Find more stuff to eat and grow bigger.
(3) It only grows one story taller.

Quote from: Yoink's small army of volunteers
Building shacks in the camp.
(Building = 2+1 For being safe) They half way build a shack.
(Building = 3) They finish the shack.

Canada stuff:
Quote from: Canadian infantry X4
Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 5) They shoot the monster a bunch of times.
(Fire at it = 5) They also shoot the monster.
(Fire at it = 6) They kill some infantry men on accident.
(Fire at it = 1) They get blown up by the artillery.

Quote from: Canadian artillery X4
Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They land a hit on the monster.
(Fire at it = 1) They blow up and die.
(Fire at it = 6) They blow up an infantry platoon.
(Fire at it = 2) They have a jam in the mechanism.

Quote from: Canadian tanks X3
Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 6) They blow up some infantry.
(Fire at it = 4) They hit the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They also hit the monster.

Quote from: Canadian air force X5
Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 3) They graze the monster
(Fire at it = 6) They blow up some infantry.
(Fire at it = 3) They also graze the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They land a good hit on the monster.
(Fire at it = 6) They also blow up some infantry.

Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 82,364
Canadians killed: 17,858

US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,843,361
Americans killed: 4,733

Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062

Total killed: 23,032
Total killed in the past: 8
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #392 on: December 22, 2018, 12:14:40 pm »

Bash the door out with my tail, nimbly dash towards the Satan and plunge my demon horn into his chest, hoping that the chest is the location of his heart.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #393 on: December 22, 2018, 12:19:35 pm »

That's it! Use god powers to evolve into a stronger state of being. Then take the thing bitting me and use it to beat the other thing bitting me
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #394 on: December 22, 2018, 12:20:14 pm »

I nervously watch CABL attack Satan.

"Well, looks like my time's up. Guess I need to fight now."

Throw my beer at Satan.
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TricMagic

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #395 on: December 22, 2018, 12:22:27 pm »

See to the Education system. Meditate to increase my power.

More Dino acrtions.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #396 on: December 22, 2018, 12:45:02 pm »

install solar panels so the fortress can have electric energy again.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #397 on: December 22, 2018, 04:51:35 pm »

go see if my house is intact.
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King Zultan

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #398 on: December 23, 2018, 08:32:17 am »

Announcement:
I'm gonna be a bum and say that I will not be updating this game on Christmas Eve or Christmas day, you know for family togetherness and stuff, but I will post on the 26th so everything will be back to normal on the 26th.

So are there any questions or commits about the game so far?
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #399 on: December 23, 2018, 08:46:38 am »

The game's great, IMO. Stay safe and well!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #400 on: December 23, 2018, 10:56:39 am »

So are there any questions or commits about the game so far?

I've been carrying that beer ever since I got it specifically to throw it at Satan when the time was right.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #401 on: December 23, 2018, 01:26:17 pm »

Have him make some pickaxes instead. Go find a mountain.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #402 on: December 24, 2018, 12:25:23 pm »

I think a 5 should have killed it, but ok.

Murderate the monster.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #403 on: December 25, 2018, 02:38:47 pm »

Group back up, march to the nearby city ruins that I thought we were already all at.
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King Zultan

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #404 on: December 26, 2018, 04:09:46 am »

Merry Christmas everyone.

I think a 5 should have killed it, but ok.
The reason you didn't kill him is because he's the size of two mountains, also it didn't seem fair to be able to kill something that big without a big fight, otherwise the Canadians would have already killed him.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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