Some people have gone to the big city, that's filled with all kinds of new things, like a renaissance fair.The ruins of the town are now a lake with the spooky fortress on an island in the middle.All of the people have been evacuated from the area around the town.The Canadian army is attacking ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES.Its raining heavy.Its November 1 6:30A.m.Doomblade187 didn't post for the seventh time so random action if he doesn't post next turn he will become a NPC.
Egan_BW didn't post for the fifth time so random action.
KitRougard didn't post for the second time so random action.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.
Dustan Hache didn't post so random action.
Start planting fruit trees in the island next to spooky fortress
(4) Looks like its time to finally plant those fruit trees you had in the garage, after a bit of work you now have a nice looking little grove of fruit trees.
Use god powers to develop a healing factor, then compress myself into a human-sized and even more humanoid form so I still have my monstrous strength. But I'm harder to hit, then pick up a tank and use it to clobber the artilary
(Getting healing factor = 1+2 From god powers) Even with your god powers you aren't able to develop a healing factor, but you are able to heal yourself at least.
(Compressing self = 3) You try to compress your self but aren't able to for some reason.
(Even more humanoid form = 2) You also try to become even more humanoid but can't for some reason, maybe today's not your day.
(Picking up tank = 4+1 For still being huge) You pick up several of the tanks and crush them together into a ball.
(Destroying artillery with thank = 4) You then throw the ball of tanks into the artillery pieces and destroy several of them.
Some weird thing rips a chunk out of your arm and the wolf things tear pieces out of your legs, you then get hit with some more missiles and shells.
"Hi, I'm Enemy Post. You may remember me from such PSAs as "What to do in a Doomguy attack" and "Talking Backwards and You". Today, we'll be discussing how to fix the CABLE in your BOSS's OFFICE on the TOP FLOOR.
Read more PSAs.
(5) You read even more PSAs, including one on how to find the stairs and get to the top floor, when your finished demons clap and cheer.
See if anyone knows how to forge. Have whoever knows most about metalworking make a cannon.
(Seeing if anyone knows how to forge = 5) Turns out one of your crew mates knows how to forge stuff, looks like its your lucky day.
(Making a cannon = 2) According to him you will need more metal than you currently have to make a cannon.
FINISH MY BEER AND ASSESS STATE OF CAMP. DO WE HAVE ANY NEW INJURED FOLKS WHAT NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION?
HOW'S THE EVACUATION GOING OVERALL? WE NEARLY DONE? I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HECK ALL THESE DISPLACED PERSONS ARE GONNA GO, ANYWAY...
MAYBE ASK A NEARBY OFFICIAL EMERGENCY-SERVICES-TYPE PERSON WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AFTER THIS
FAILING THAT, GOOGLE IT OR SOMETHING.
IF IT TURNS OUT THERE'S NOWHERE FOR THESE CAMP PEOPLE TO GO, ENCOURAGE THOSE WHO WANT TO STAY HERE TO START BUILDING SHACKS AND SHANTIES TO LIVE IN MORE PERMANENTLY, OR UNTIL SOME REGIONAL GOVERNMENT STEPS IN TO OFFER THEM NEW HOMES SOMEWHERE
(Finding injured = 4) Turns out a few injured people showed up recently, but as soon as you get to them the healer guy already healed them.
(Hows the evac going = 3) You get a few pieces of info that say everyone might have been already removed from the area.
(Asking someone what happens now = 5) According to the guy you ask, there are some temporary shelters or hotel rooms in the city, but as for what happens to the people he's not really sure as to what will happen to them other than the fact that they have nothing to go home to.
(Finding out if there's somewhere for the people to go = 3) He also says the shelters all filled up almost immediately, so it looks like they'll have to stay at your camp for a bit longer.
(Getting people to build shacks = 6-1 For being safe) After a bit of work they finish a few little shack looking things, but they probably need to build a few more.
Get to the top floor; that's where the big baddy is, I think.
(6-1 For getting directions from the PA system) After listening to the PA system you discover where the stairs up are and march your way up, it takes several minutes to get to the top, but you finally arrive at Satan's office, from the looks of it Enemy Post's in there with Satan and two bodyguards.
Recover. Also, more dino actions.
(Removing the migraine = 4) You concentrate your magic and remove the migraine again.
(Figuring our how to refine building material = 4) They discover that with tools they can make even better building materials from what they have.
(Build some more houses = 5) They build even more houses thanks to the refined materials and tools.
(Create an education program for the young dinos = 6) They set up the education system, but its poorly run and understaffed.
Keep searching for metal to make more skeletons.
(Finding metal = 4) You come across another burnt up car and pull it apart for metal.
(Making more skeletons = 5) You make even more skeletons from the metal you had and form the car.
Heal anyone that needs healing left in the camp.
(6-1 For healing spells) You find some more people in the camp to heal.
I guess I should kill that big thing sense I'm here.
(3+2 For demon/angle power) You fly up to the big thing and tear a large chunk out of its arm.
Get back to the fight, and keep fighting.
(Get back = 5) After a minute it gets back to the fight.
(Fighting = 5) You tear a large chunk out of its leg.
(Fighting = 5) You also tear a large chunk out of its leg.
Try to teach them a bout fire and tools again.
(Teaching about tools = 2) They still have no idea what your talking about.
(Teaching about fire = 4) After a bit you finally teach them how to make fire.
Keep sleeping in the car.
(You sleeping = 4) You stay asleep.
(Friends sleeping = 3+1 For already being asleep) They also stay asleep.
NPC stuff:Quarantine the area around the town.
(Quarantine = 4) They quarantine the area they were assigned to.
(Quarantine = 2) They can't get to where they need to be.
(Quarantine = 2) They also can't get to where they need to be.
(Quarantine = 5) They also quarantine the area they were assigned to.
(Quarantine = 3) They can't really get to their assigned area.
(Quarantine = 4) Even they quarantine the area they were assigned to.
Gather the equipment and do a last look over.
(Searching = 2) They put up the equipment, and find nothing.
(Searching = 2) They also put up the equipment, and find nothing.
(Searching = 4) They put out the last hot spots and put up the equipment.
Find more stuff to eat and grow bigger.
(3) It only grows one story taller.
Building shacks in the camp.
(Building = 2+1 For being safe) They half way build a shack.
(Building = 3) They finish the shack.
Canada stuff:Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 5) They shoot the monster a bunch of times.
(Fire at it = 5) They also shoot the monster.
(Fire at it = 6) They kill some infantry men on accident.
(Fire at it = 1) They get blown up by the artillery.
Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They land a hit on the monster.
(Fire at it = 1) They blow up and die.
(Fire at it = 6) They blow up an infantry platoon.
(Fire at it = 2) They have a jam in the mechanism.
Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 6) They blow up some infantry.
(Fire at it = 4) They hit the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They also hit the monster.
Fire upon the monster.
(Fire at it = 3) They graze the monster
(Fire at it = 6) They blow up some infantry.
(Fire at it = 3) They also graze the monster.
(Fire at it = 4) They land a good hit on the monster.
(Fire at it = 6) They also blow up some infantry.
Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 82,364
Canadians killed: 17,858
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,843,361
Americans killed: 4,733
Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062
Total killed: 23,032
Total killed in the past: 8
The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, some raw metal, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff
Location: Abandoned warehouse
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: millions of normal pumpkin spiders, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several pieces of burnt wood, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon
Location: Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy
Enemy post
Health: Okay, small scratches and cuts
What you are: Human, Satan's personal assistant
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, a beer, some random candy, pencil
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES
Health: OKAY, Large chunk missing from arm, two large chunks missing from legs, shot a bunch of times, hit by artillery, hit by two tank shells, grazed by two missiles, hit by missile
What you are: The size of two mountains humanoid shaped blob of cells, Ultra-Halloween cells, super strong, King of Halloween, GOD OF HALLOWEEN, immune to overshoots, even stronger
Inventory:
Location: Canada
Yoink
Health: FINE, -one hand
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser
Location: Little camp outside of town, with a few shacks
Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE, King of dinosaurs
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaur
Egan_BW
Health: FINE OKAY, lots of cuts, punted
What you are: Two identical Fleshhorror, disguised as a werewolf, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, slightly bigger, one stories tall, two rolls per action every turn, has wings
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Canada
KitRougard
Health: OKAY, hurt face
What you are: Robot skeleton, fireproof
Inventory: A few fireproof robot skeletons, one random person, a few robot skeletons, some more robot skeletons
Location: GREAT TRENCH
Ama the werewolf
Health: FINE
What you are: strong and obese Werewolf
Inventory: two werewolf friends, Burnt werewolf friend in hospital for 1 hour, lime green two door hatchback, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money
Location: Big city hospital
CABL
Health: OKAY, injured head, several scratches
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, fire extinguisher, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, in Satan's office
Dustan Hache
Health: FINE
What you are: knight
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell
Location: Little camp outside of town
Smoke Mirrors
Health: FINE
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:
Location: Canada
Effects:
The town is completely destroyed and is now a lake with the spooky fortress in the middle.
All of the town's cops are ether dead or gone.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
The state police are dead.
Big city:
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair
Hospital
Creatures:
Fleeing robot skeleton with a bunch of money stacks.
The army's here.
There is a Captain of Halloween.
There is a King of Halloween.
Other:
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, some windows are boarded up, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town, nice looking little grove of fruit trees.
Canada:
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Hell:
Satan has two body guards.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom, dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, basic tools, better building materials and how to use them, several dino houses, several more dino house, refined building materials, poorly run and understaffed education system.
Doomblade187's dinosaur kingdom, can't swim, breathe air and water, several houses, know about science, even more house, can make fire.
Dinosaurs know telekinesis, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings and structural integrity.
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