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[Failbird105]

I'll take treasure number one.

Alright, now we're just waiting on Zultan to decide the mook

[King Zultan]

I'll make the Shelleton a mook.

[Failbird105]

I'll make the Shelleton a mook.

Alright then. The turn is now in progress

[Failbird105]

Round 1, Turn 1
Game Mode: Team Deathmatch
Location: Nanotrasen Ministation 13

   It was a quiet day on Ministation, as days always tended to be until you got to that one very loud day where Nanotrasen was left replacing the station. The station was, surprisingly, down a crew member or two. That rarely happened on Nanotrasen stations, especially ones with a crew this small. Nobody really remembers exactly what happened to the detective, maybe he died on the previous station, or maybe it had something to do with those strange notices. Posters getting overwritten with 'the Wiki Wars are coming', just two shifts ago(days were kinda hard to measure in space) there was even a centcomm alert that said the same thing. Needless to say, that got the crew nervous. That quiet day was going to end, and today, would be very loud

Centcomm Alert: Unknown lifeforms detected on route to Ministation 13. Threat Level elevated.

"Game Master _________ has arrived on the station." Parroted the on-board AI, the name simply cutting into static after the title, and this was far from the last arrival that would be mentioned.

   "Detective Zuul'Taan has arrived on the station." It continued "Wiki Warrior KittyTactical has arrived on the station. Wiki Warrior Quantum Nova has arrived on the station. Assistant Bill Heterodyne has arrived on the station. Assistant Barry Heter-" And so it went as the retinue of strange figures, some more familiar in form other completely alien, made their way off the arrivals shuttle, lead by a strange, cheerful woman in a gaudy and bright outfit, somewhere between a overdecorated marching band uniform and technicolor Willy Wonka.

"Assistants, Barry?" Bill asked his brother as the two followed their ostensible leader to the place the teams would begin their standoff.
"Oh don't mind that, Bill, look at this technology!" Barry replied, a wide smile on his face.
"Think we could do better?" Questioned Bill
"With these resources? Certainly!"


   And so, the large set of figures made their way to the central intersection, in the very middle of the station. More than 30, with the five warriors of each team up front on either side of the intersection, and backed by their large group of Allies! The woman looked back and forth between the two teams, taking the sheer crowding of the halls behind them into account, before making the calculated judgement to have less characters in her games and more of everything else. The crew of the station, those who could view the situation from their positions at least, looked on at the spectacle bewildered, as the woman brought the flag she certainly hadn't been holding before down.

"Begin!" She shouted, before simply poofing away... to steal from a nearby vending machine before leaving.


Teams-
Red Team:

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: Master Zuul'Taan
Species: N'raqi(Faceless One)
Gender: Male
Nationality: Azeroth

https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Master_of_Evolution- +Avatar: Master of Evolution, +Trait: Faceless One, +Ability: Evolve
http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Dangle_Sloth- +Ally: Dangle Sloth
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Mooks- +Trait: Mooks
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Detective%27s_Office- +Asset: Detectives Keycard, +Asset: Revolver, +2 Investigation,
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Giant_snowy_owl- +Ally: Giant snowy owl

Assets: Detectives Keycard(this marks you as a crew member of a Nanotrasen Space Station, specifically the detective. You can open any rooms the detective has access to, and the crew naturally trust you more than otherwise, partially offsetting your disturbing appearance), Revolver(Pistol, 6 rounds, medium reload), 3 quick-loaders(reloads revolvers, makes medium reloads short)

Allies: Dangle Sloth(throws large cylindrical bombs, +1 to explosive use), Giant Snowy Owl(large, flying, sharp beak and talons)

Traits: Faceless One(You are a horrible cthuloid creature, people are naturally offput by you because of it. Oh also you serve the dark god Yog-Saron)

Modifiers: Mooks - Applied to; Shelleton(Select one of your teams non-named ally articles, there are now three of that ally, and one spawns every turn if there are less than three in play, but they have a -1 to all actions. Permission required to apply this to a teammates ally)

Abilities: Evolve(Evolve a Non-Important allied NPC into a more powerful creature once per turn and once per creature, how the evolution works varies between creatures)

Spoiler: The_Two_Eternities (click to show/hide)

Name: Quantum Nova
Species: Tenno
Gender: Female
Nationality: N/A
http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Nova_Quantum_Helmet- +Avatar: Quantum Nova, +Trait: Explosive Counter, +Ability: Null Star, +Ability: Antimatter Drop, +Ability: Worm Hole, +Ability: Molecular Prime
http://girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/The_Heterodyne_Boys- +Allies: Bill and Barry Heterodyne
http://hollowknight.wikia.com/wiki/Pale_Lurker- +Ally: Pale Lurker
http://girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/Gorb- +Ally: Gorb
https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Necrotic_Plague- +Ability: Necrotic Plague

Allies: Bill and Barry Heterodyne(+3 Mechanics, +3 Inventing, +3 Mad Science, Sparky, Independent, Important, Heroic Tendancies), Pale Lurker(lashing tendrils, can create temporary spikes as an obstacle), Gorb(Jagermonster, +2 combat, +1 tracking, very hard to kill, loyal to the Heterodynes over you)

Abilities: Explosive Counter(when knocked down, create an explosion that knocks down and harms nearby enemies), Null Star(create 3 anti-matter particles that orbit around you and automatically seek nearby enemies), Antimatter Drop(fires an orb of antimatter that absorbs incoming attack and deals heavy damage plus all the damage that was absorbed as radiation damage when it lands), Worm Hole(create a wormhole anywhere up to 50 meters away within line of sight, you can have up to 2 wormholes and travel between them instantly), Molecular Prime(prime all nearby enemies with a wave of antimatter particles, this lasts for two turns counting the one the ability is used on, enemies affected are slowed, take doubled damage, and explode when killed), Necrotic Plague(Target players next ally article this round will be severely weakened, can only be used once per player)

Spoiler: Ragnar (click to show/hide)

Name: Rahnar Fairseeker
Species: Night Elf
Gender: Female
Nationality: Kalimdor

https://hearthstone.gamepedia.com/Cartographer- +Avatar: Cartographer, +2 Map-making, +Asset: Station Map, +Modifier: Treasure Hunt, +Trait: Night Elf
http://theadventurezone.wikia.com/wiki/Hodge_Podge- +Ally: Hodge Podge
https://www.mariowiki.com/Yeti- +Ally: Yeti
http://rainbowsix.wikia.com/wiki/Binoculars- +Asset: Binoculars
http://theadventurezone.wikia.com/wiki/Ep._28:_Lunar_Interlude_2_-_Internal_Affairs- +Asset: Fantasy Gashapon
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathFromAbove- +Asset: Magic Mortar(works as a weapon, can use any small object as ammo, projectile fires in an arc, and will pass through any objects in the way of its destination)

Assets: Station Map(a map of ministation. gives you a +1 to locating things), Fantasy Gashapon(instead of receiving articles directly for killing Wiki Warriors or Important NPCs, you get gashapon tokens equal to the number of articles you would have received. You may either put them into the Fantasy Gashapon to get your new articles, or let another Wiki Warrior(or an Important NPC) use them to get articles for themselves. The Fantasy Gashapon is indestructible), Magic Mortar(works as a weapon, can use any small object as ammo, projectile fires in an arc, and will pass through any objects in the way of its destination)

Allies: Hodge Podge(has a complete ecyclopedic database of knowledge in the world... specifically the world he is from, he does know things about the real world too though, is adorable, will require you to answer a question on the correct setting for you before telling you anything, can't move on his own, great at hacking if you can get him a direct physical connection), Yeti(large, eternally runny nose, freezing ice breath)

Modifiers: Treasure Hunt(I'll roll three more articles, you choose one, I'll give you an asset from or based on that article)

Traits: Night Elf(while you look mostly human, your skin is a bluish color, your ears are long and pointed, and your eyes glow. Making you obviously not human up close)

Spoiler: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES (click to show/hide)

Name: Iselda
Species: Mosquito
Gender: Female
Nationality: Hallownest

http://hollowknight.wikia.com/wiki/Iselda- +Avatar: Iselda, +1 Mapmaking, +Abilities: Wayward Compass, +Trait: Mosquito, +Assets: Greatnail
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-492- +Ally: Captain Jack
https://www.mariowiki.com/Parabomb- +Ally: Parabomb
https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Shelleton- +Ally: Shelleton
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Bow- +Asset: Bow, +1 Bowbugship

Assets: Greatnail(like an oversized sword, but made from one solid piece of Pale Ore), Bow(1 shot, short reload, 19 extra arrows),

Allies: Captain Jack(Highly resistant; blunt force, vulnerable; piercing and cutting attacks but can repair these wounds, very vulnerable; fire. Physically weak, +2 violin playing, has a violin), Parabomb(a bob-omb with a parachute. Will descend from the sky/ceiling at a point of your choosing, but is then grounded. Kamikaze; explosion), Shelleton x3(-1 to all actions, a large skeleton made from bullet casings, can fire bullets and beams from its eyes, will regenerate from destruction if its skull is intact. Refusal to use melee weapons)

Traits: Mosquito(You are a humanoid mosquito, though far less frightening than that would imply. You are still very noticeably inhuman to a degree that only the largest hooded robes will cover. You can drink blood, but this doesn't provide much direct benefit because you're a mosquito not a vampire. You do not have wings)

Abilities: Wayward Compass(You are distinctly aware of where you are on the map)

Spoiler: Hotfire (click to show/hide)

Name: Hotfire
Species: Human(gene-modded)
Gender: Male
Nationality: EXALT

https://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php/EXALT_Elite_Heavy_(EU2012)- +Avatar: EXALT Elite Heavy, +Asset: EXALT Heavy Laser, +Asset: EXALT Rocket Launcher, +Ability: Holo-Targeting, +Ability: Rapid Reaction, +Trait: Iron Skin
https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Ruby_Bracelet- +Asset: Ruby Bracelet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Richard_Everard,_2nd_Baronet- +Ally: Sir Richard Everard
http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Scarfy- +Ally: Scarfy
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Construct- +Asset: Empty Soulstone, +Asset: Artificer Shell

Assets: EXALT Heavy Laser(Pulse, 90 shots per magazine, long reload), EXALT Rocket Launcher(Explosive, 1 shot, long reload), Ruby Bracelet(Guns expload when thrown. This does not destroy them, but they must be retrieved afterwards. Trying to fire without ammo will make you throw automatically), Empty Soulstone(use on a dead or critically wounded characters body to suck their soul into the stone. They can be released as a shade which can do very little, or be used to power a construct shell, if they were a player then the player stays in control but is allied to you), Artificer Shell(The shell of an artificer construct, becomes an ally when powered with a soulstone. As an ally, it can summon soul stone, fire magic projectiles, and create rune covered walls), 270 pulse ammo, 3 explosive ammo

Allies: Sir Richard Everard(+2 politics, -2 technology), Scarfy(enrage; transforms, kamikaze; explosion)

Traits: Iron Skin(+1 to defense rolls, take slightly less damage)

Abilities: Holo-Targeting(Shooting at a target gives Allies and teammates +1 to attacks against that target next turn), Rapid Reaction(Make two counter-attack attempts instead of one)

Blue Team:

Spoiler: KittyTac (click to show/hide)

Name: KittyTactical
Species: Hollowpoint
Gender: N/A
Nationality: Gungeon

https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Hollowpoint- +Avatar: Hollowpoint, +2 SMGs, -3 Melee Weapons, +Ability: Fade-in, +Trait: Gungeon Specter
http://rainbowsix.wikia.com/wiki/Castle- +Asset: UMP45, +Asset: 5.7 USG, +Asset: Bulletproof Camera x1, +Asset: Armor Panel x3
http://hollowknight.wikia.com/wiki/Furious_Vengefly- +Ally: Furious Vengefly
http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Helminth- +Ally: Helminth Charger
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneUp- +Ability: One-Up

Assets:  UMP45(SMG, 25 rounds, short reload), 5.7 USG(pistol, 20 rounds, short reload), Bulletproof Camera(1, mounted on a flat surface, front plate is bulletproof but camera can still be destroyed by melee and other damage types, sees through thick smoke, can be viewed at any time but takes up half your actions), Armor Panel(3, can be deployed over doorways and windows, bulletproof, if one is destroyed by an ally or team-mate you get it back), 150 SMG ammo, 60 Pistol ammo

Allies: Furious Vengefly(flying, deathrattle; explodes), Helminth Charger(can pull or whip enemies with proboscis, can trample enemies with weight. Mountable but you don't have legs so its awkward for you)

Traits: Gungeon Specter(You are a ghost, this means you can float through the air at normal speed(half speed when moving vertically) and are immune to disease and suffocation, but being of the Gungeon you still have physical presence and can be burned/poisoned/electrocuted/frozen, and you disdain the use of melee weapons. Expect NPCs to also act accordingly to your being a ghost)

Abilities: Fade-in(You can fade out of the material plane, and then fade back in at another place nearby. This means you cannot be attacked this turn, but you also cannot attack this turn), One-Up(you will return to un-life after being killed, but only once)

Spoiler: 0cra_tr0per (click to show/hide)

Name: Orca Trooper
Species: Cuttlefish Man
Gender: Male
Nationality: The Ocean

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Cuttlefish_man- +Avatar: Cuttlefish Man, +Trait: Cuttlefish head, +Ability: Disguise
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Plasma_saw- +Asset: Plasma Saw
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Mime- +2 performance, +Trait: Mime, +Ability: Invisible Wall
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Idolize_You- +2 Blues Music, +Ability: I Idolize You
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Wolverine_man- +Ally: Wolverine Man

Assets: Plasma Saw

Allies: Wolverine Man(Humanoid, enrage; +1 attacking, unarmed, refusal to wear armor)

Traits: Cuttlefish head(you have a cuttlefish for a head, and are capable of breathing underwater. Expect people to respond to your appearance accordingly), Mime(you are a mime, wearing a horizontally striped black and white shirt. You naturally creep out others, and you ever speak you will lose your mime powers)

Abilities: Disguise(you can change your bodies colors. This gives you a +1 to stealth when used), Invisible Wall(You can make an invisible wall, up to five feet wide and seven feet high. You can only have one at a time, it only lasts for two turns, and things that could destroy concrete can destroy the wall), I Idolize You(Selects one character to idolize, if they are an NPC that isn't Important then they become Important, can only be used once. When that character does well you gain a +1 to your next action, when they do poorly you get a -1, if they die then you get a -2 to your next action and the ability cannot be used again)

Spoiler: FallacyofUrist (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Ned
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Nationality: Pandoran

http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Ned- +Avatar: Dr. Ned, +2 Science, +1 Medicine, +Asset: 'Antidote', +Ally: Franken Bill
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3727- +Ability: Syringe Manipulation
http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Deputy_Winger- +Ally: Deputy Winger
http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Wet_Week- +Asset: Cartel Wet Week
http://theadventurezone.wikia.com/wiki/Antonia- +Ally: Antonia

Assets: 'Antidote'(comes in a syringe, turns the infected character into a wereskag over the course of the next few turns. Wereskags go berserk when close to death and will rapidly regenerate to full health when doing so unless killed, can spread the infection to living NPCs with a bite, and they have an armored head and shoulders and high speed, but they are incredibly weak to fire, and can't use weapons while enraged. They also look monstrous and frightening), Cartel Wet Week(Rifle, melee attacks do 50% more damage, 3-round burst fire while zoomed, 7 shots, medium reload)

Allies: Franken Bill(huge, healed by electrical attacks, can fire balls of electricity, vulnerable; fire), Deputy Winger(+1 to melee, +1 to law enforcement. Wielding assault rifle, 20 shots, medium reload, 80 AR ammo), Antonia(Druid, +2 nature. Wielding Bow, 1 shot, short reload, 19 extra arrows)

Abilities: Syringe Manipulation(can manipulate syringes, or any object shaped like a syringe, provided they are within line of sight and no more than 50 meters away. Shaped like a syringe means a 'barrel' significantly thicker than its point, and a plunger like shape on the opposite end to the point)

Spoiler: TamerVirus (click to show/hide)

Name: TamerVirus
Species: Ibex man
Gender: Male
Nationality: Grasslands

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Ibex_man- +Avatar: Ibex man, +Trait: Ibex head
http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Recuperate- +Ability: Recuperate
https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Guide_to_Combat- +2 Combat
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DemBones- +Ability: Raise Skeleton, +Ally: Skeleton
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Folykl_Darane- +Ally: Folykl Darane, +Trait: Psychic Battery

Allies: Skeleton(Armed with sword, harder to hit with precise attacks), Folykl(Clinging to you like a backpack, drains psychic energy at rates that are rapidly lethal to non-psychics, constantly losing psychic energy, will die if she is without energy for three turns, smells awful)

Traits: Ibex head(you have the head of an Ibex, you could theoretically hit people with your horns, mostly you just look weird, expect people to respond accordingly), Psychic Battery(You have a massive well of psychic energy, which is in fact what you use for your abilities. Folykl can feed off you pretty much endlessly)

Abilities: Recuperate(Using a weapon to kill an enemy heals you, but you receive less healing from other sources), Raise Skeleton(turns an inanimate skeleton into a new skeleton ally, requires most of the skeleton to be exposed first)

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Name: NRDL
Species: Grimmkin
Gender: N/A
Nationality: N/A

http://hollowknight.wikia.com/wiki/Grimmkin_Nightmare- +Avatar: Grimmkin Nightmare, +Asset: Grimm Torch, +Ability: Nightmare Pursuit, +Ability: Hellfire, +Ability: Kings Bonfire, +Trait: Grimmkin
https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Regular_Shotgun- +Asset: Regular Shotgun
https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Totem_of_Undying- +Asset: Totem of Undying
https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Huntsman- +Asset: Huntsman
http://theadventurezone.wikia.com/wiki/The_Hunger- +Ability: The Hunger

Assets: Grimm Torch(gathers nightmarish crimson fire from the environment. This fire doesn't spread, but burns things away better than normal flame, and is extra effective against spirits), Totem of Undying(If you are holding this totem in hand when you die, the Totem will be destroyed, but you will be brought back to life heavily injured but not actively dying), Regular Shotgun(Shotgun, 8 shots, medium reload), Huntsman(Shotgun, 6 shots, medium reload, projectile attacks made against you while reloading have -2, can be used as an axe for melee, the gods of the Gungeon have cursed this weapon), 300 Shotgun ammo

Traits: Grimmkin(You are a masked red specter, servant of the Nightmare King, searching for one worthy to claim your flame and continue the cycle. You you can float through the air at normal speed(half speed when moving vertically) and are immune to disease, burning and suffocation, but you still have physical presence and can be poisoned/electrocuted/frozen. Expect people to respond accordingly to your appearance)

Abilities: Nightmare Pursuit(A very quick charging attack using the torch like a spear. The attack has a +1 and counterattacks made against this attack have a -2), Hellfire(Creates shoots five powerful fireballs, each can be aimed individually), Kings Bonfire(Creates three pillars of flame in succession underneath the target. Three seperate attack rolls are made, with a -1 to the attack, but only the last one can be countered), The Hunger(Your mask and torch now appear to be made of Black Opal, but flow as a liquid. You can lash out tendrils from the mask as an attack. If this attack roll is 50% higher than the defense roll of your enemy or kills them, and they are an NPC that isn't Important, they are consumed by the mask, adding +1 to this attack permanently for every two NPCs consumed and summoning a Grimm Troupe styled copy of the NPC as an Ally)

[Hotfire90]

Spoiler: Red (click to show/hide)

Fire my rocket launcher at the center of the enemy team. Everard will search for a weapon and Scarfy will attack TamerVirus

[Ragnar the Råsh of Emal]

Red Team

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Grab Hodge Podge, and run to find a main-frame of some sort. Have Yeti protect us from being attacked as we flee.

[Screech9791]

BLUE ONLY

Spoiler: no red losers allowed (click to show/hide)

>Go enter the chemistry lab and start making some grenades by filling large beakers to the brim with water and potassium (separately so I don't explode my ass off), and put a single water and a single potassium beaker in each grenade casing, before adding a cable to be used as the fuse, then screwdrivering the grenade secure.

Hopefully this should result in a decent-sized explosion assblasting anyone unlucky enough to be right above the grenade when it goes off.

[KittyTac]

Fire everything I have at Hotfire.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Spoiler: Red action (click to show/hide)

"Bill, Barry, may I ask you to build some sort of defense for yourselves first? Gorb is good, but he is only one Jaeger."
Launch an antimatter orb at the enemy team.

[TamerVirus]

I'm Blue daba dee daba die

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Have Mr Bones chop up Ragnar. Go find the Med-bay and search for more bone bois

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Blue Only

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

>Throw my parabomb at NRDL

[Failbird105]

Blue Only

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

>Fly up inti the air and drop my parabomb on NRDL

A note, I did say you specifically don't have wings. That doesn't mean you can't drop your parabomb there, just that you yourself can't fly.

[Screech9791]

A note, I did say you specifically don't have wings. That doesn't mean you can't drop your parabomb there, just that you yourself can't fly.

Also, flight wouldn't really work inside the station as there are 20 fucking gondolas inside the bridge the ceiling is probably too low to really fly.

[NRDL]

Blue Only

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

>Throw my parabomb at NRDL

Rather confused here, aren't you on the red team?

Spoiler: Blue action (click to show/hide)

Hellfire the red team in random order.

[FallacyofUrist]

Spoiler: Blue Team Only (click to show/hide)

Have my allies focus fire on Hotfire while I slip away to the chemistry lab, acquire some syringes, and begin making some ricin, cyanide, or other similarly lethal drugs.