Round 2 but it's also late because I suck so this time I'm going to set a bunch of reminders to spam me about it on discord.
Find Stalin and steal his mustache, a Soviet without facial hair will never be accepted as a leader.
[5: Major Success]
You steal Stalin's mustache, and put it on yourself. Stalin notices and tries to command his Guards to execute you, but the guards are fooled into believing you are Stalin, and execute the real Stalin instead.
[2 for Stalin / 3 for Guards]
The Guards fire at Stalin, and lightly graze him, but Stalin escapes and gets away.
The Guards apoligize to Rich for the strange man interrupting him and continue onwards.
(+1 to next roll)
I am Boris Borisov ze captain of ze nuclear submarine named Pride of the working class.
Check documents in my cabin about current mission of submarine .
[3: Minor Success]
You take out the documents only to realize most of them don't pertain to your mission.
I assumed farming potatoes was a mandatory thing you did in gulags
Anyway,
create vodka!
[3 + 1 = 4: Success]
You use the potatoes to make bottle of vodka, and it is bottle of vodka.
(+1 to next roll)
I am Agent Mitrochov, GRU-P.
Listen to my mission briefing.
[1: Massive Failure]
You are running late for work - and running as you do not own car. You arrive to work about half an hour late, and bust through the doors.
"Sorry comrades, sorry I am... late..."
You look around as you notice the lights are flickering, and nobody is around. Your attention wavers to above the counter at the entrance, where the red emergency light is flashing.
An SCP is loose.
You hear metal clash against the ground behind you, and as you turn you notice the door is covered, and you're locked in the building.
(-1 to next roll)
Pump my mooskles before going to the ring.
[5 + 1 = 6: Overshot]
You pump your mooskles so hard that they are exhausted, and likely will cause you trouble in your match. If only you had some food to replenish their strength.
(-1 to next roll)
Alekseyevich is bewildered but delighted. A connection forms in his brain: "beat civilians, obtain next level of military equipment". With that philosophy in mind, be got back to abusing the workers.
[1 + 1 = 2: Failure]
You try to beat civilians, but the first doesn't have any military equipment. The rest run away from you.
Hog the crops, don't let any of them have them! They could easily be undercover capitalist pigs! I shall protect my harvest for the honor of Mother Russia!
[3 + 1 = 4: Success]
You hog the crops for youself, and successfully prevent anyone from obtaining them.
However, the core principal of Communism is that all must share all.
The Russian government has arrived to punish you for attempting to hoard the crops to yourself, as that is the Capitalist way.
Either submit and surrender the crops to your comrades or they will be forced to attack.
>With the better design of the DP-29, I use that as a base to make the DP-30.
[2 + 1 = 3: Minor Success]
You start looking for minor improvements that can be made, however, all are too complex for you to do.
I am Marx, the wizard
Create a revolution with my magical communism powers. USSR is not communist enough! Must revolve!
[3: Minor Success]
The Russian government ignores your pleas, as they are perfect communism society.
However, since you are not attempting to remove communism, they don't try to attack you.
I sign up to join Soviet Army. I will aid comrades.
[6 + 1 = 7: Perfect]
You join Soviet Army and defeat many Americans and help spread of Communism.
(-1 to next roll, you're getting too lucky)
Go after the capitalist pig and kill him with the rifle.
[2: Failure]
You try to chase after Capitalist Pig but he is able to escape. Probably because he was able to use capitalism to buy exercise for his legs.
Imic: Gained the citizens a ruble.
Gribov Vadimovich (Lovefool): Froliced in the snow with enjoyment. Joined Soviet Army and spread Communism. (-1 to next roll, you're getting too lucky)
Andrey (Diaper or The Cow): Multiplied the crops. Hogged the crops like a filthy Capitalist Pig.
Raskolnikov (Leodanny): Escaped the gulag and farmed potatoes. Made bottle of vodka. (+1 to next roll)
Alexsandr Senaviev (0cra_tr0per): Created design for DP-29. Looked for minor improvements to be made, but found none.
Alekseyevich (Coolrune206): Beat workers and stole firearm. Beat civilians to try and gain military equipment.
Anatoly Glukhov (NJW2000): Asked proletariat if any issues, but none were had. (+1 to next roll)
Dimitry (King Zultan): Shot at by American Capitalist Pig. Chased the Capitalist Pig who got away.
Ivan Sinov (CABL): Is champion of Soviet Wrestling Association and well known
sportsman. Pumped his mooskles and exhausted them. (-1 to next roll)
Rich McRichpants (ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES): Made an excess of pamphlets. Stole Stalin's mustache and replaced him. (+1 to next roll)
Boris Borisov (sprinkled chariot): Checked documents that didn't pertain to his mission.
Agent Mitrochov (The_Two_Eternities): Arrived to work late and got locked in building with SCP. (-1 to next roll)
Marx, the Wizard (Egan_BW): Tried to communist-ize the communist nation.
1 Ruble
7 Crops [Currently in dispute with Andrey]
15 Potatoes
DP-29 schematics
Shovel
Gun
Rifle
83 Capitalism Pamphlets
Pride Submarine
Random Documents
Bottle of Vodka
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