Round 4: Brought to you by Alekseyevich's potato farm!
Inform Government Agents of Youth Uprising. Have the children slaughtered. This is only way!
[4 - 1 = 3: Minor Success]
You stop the Government Agents, however, they believe you to be pranking them, as the situation is so ridiculous.
A seperate Agent walks up to you, and you explain the story to him. He heads to stop the kindergartener uprising.
Investigate the room with the destroyed door.
[3: Minor Success]
You make your way past the doorframe where the door used to lie, and inside you find a sight most grusome, a dead body. You can see a torn lab coat on the body, so they were likely a scientist.
((Since I've missed this turn, I'll use TWO actions instead of ONE!))
Eat some bread with salted herring to soothe my mooskles. Fish sandwich, if you will.
After that, go to the arena and fight my opponent.
Eh, sure, I'll allow it.
Action 1: Eat some bread with salted herring to soothe my mooskles. Fish sandwich, if you will.
[1 - 1 = 0: Universal Failure]
You finish making the fish sandwich and happen to glance by the river you got the fish from, when you realize there are fish-people coming out of the river, and they look angry.
[6 for Ivan Sinov / 5 for Fish-People]
The fish-people attempt to attack you, but you're able to fend most of them off.
Suddenly, a smell hits your senses...
SushiThe fish-people smell it too, and start charging towards the nearest city.
(+1 to next roll, cause you'll need it)
Action 2: After that, go to the arena and fight my opponent.
[1 + 1 = 2: Failure]
Unfortunately, you got to the arena too late, since you were busy surviving the fish-people, and your match has been cancelled.
Free men in gulags
[6 - 1 = 5: Major Success]
You break back into the gulags and steal the guards keys.
Once you make it back into the main prison room, you unlock all the doors, and tell everyone to run before the guards wake up.
Every prisoner makes it out.
(+1 to next roll)
>Attempt again to make the DP-30.
[4: Success]
There wasn't much you could do for improvement, but you have improved the DP-29 and made schematics for the DP-30.
(+1 to next roll)
Damn! I shall start a revolt, and lead a group of rebels into a battle that will span centuries! For Mother Russia!
You hear some noise from the guard's room. Suddenly, a man comes out and starts opening all the cells, and telling everyone to run before the guards make it out.
You've escape from the gulag.
[2: Failure]
You attempt to convince the escaped prisoners to revolt, but they refuse. Most of them are happy with perfect Communist society.
"WEAK FOOLS! RELENT FROM YOUR CAPITALIST WAYS, OR I SHALL MAKE YOU! THE REVOLUTION CANNOT BE STOPPED, AND YOU CANNOT HIDE BEHIND YOUR FALSE 'COMMUNISM'. PRAY FOR MERCY FROM YOUR NEW GOD!"
Summon perfect robotic workers to assist me. Fix my legs using free health care magic. Replace them with untiring cyborg legs, so that I may march for the cause without stopping!
Once filthy fake communist authorities arrive, link their minds together in a hivemind, creating a true communist structure.
Also. Cause a revolution in Stalin's spinal column.
[6 - 1 = 5: Major Success]
You use your magic to create Nanobots that have perfect communist hivemind society.
The Nanobots repair your legs to perfect condition, in fact, even better than before.
[5 for Nanobots / 6 for Government Agents]
The Government Agents arrive, and assume the Nanobots are causing trouble.
Government Agents try to destroy the Nanobots, but the Nanobots, being a perfect communist society, revolt against them, and force them to flee.
Suddenly, some of Stalin's Bodyguards show up, with the intent to kill you.
[6 for Marx, the Wizard / 1 - 1 = 0 for Stalin's Bodyguards]
They charge at you, but you simply command your Nanobots to enter their bodies.
The Nanobots make their way to the bodyguards brains, and take control of their bodies.
Move submarine following the current course
Captain Boris will not fail the people
[2 + 1 = 3: Minor Success]
You redirect the submarine towards the Capitalist America, and head fowards.
Surround myself with bodyguards and order the deaths of Marx and the would be an assassin, they know too much
[6: Overshot]
You tell your bodyguards to protect you, attack Marx, and attack the assassin, but that causes them to be spread too thin.
They will suffer a -1 deduction from their attack rolls
[1 - 1 = 0 for Stalin's Bodyguards / 6 for Marx, the Wizard]
The bodyguards find Marx, and attempt to kill him. However, he sends Nanobots into their bodies. The Nanobots make their way to the brain, and take over the bodyguards' bodies.
Dimitry reveals your deception to Stalin's Bodyguards, that you are actually a Capitalist Spy. The bodyguards turn on you.
Or at least, the ones you assigned to attacking Dimitry.
[6 - 1 = 5 for Stalin's Bodyguards / 4 - 1 = 3 for Stalin's Bodyguards (Traitorous)]
The Bodyguards Dimitry convinced attempt to attack Stalin, but are intercepted by the remaining Bodyguards assigned to protect him.
During the fued, both Dimitry and Stalin slipped away.
(-1 to next roll)
Alekseyevich, satisfied, finds some other police stuffs to do.
[5 + 1 = 6: Overshot]
You notice a man talking to some Government Agents, but they seem to just laugh at what he says and drive off. You walk up to him and ask what the situation is.
He explains how there are kindergarteners at a school uprising, as they had Communism explained to them, but their feeble minds were unable to understand it. Instead, they started attacking each other, and even him.
You decide to be a hero, and go and stop the kindergartener uprising.
[1 for Alekseyevich / 2 for Kindergarteners]
A few minutes later, you exit the building.
There seems to be no stopping these violent kindergarteners.
Government Agents walk up to you and ask what is going on. You explain how you heard of the kindergartener uprising, and tried to stop it, but the Agents arrest you for attempting to do somebody else's job, as you are the owner of a potato farm, not a Government Agent.
Alekseyevich, the government has taken you into captivity. Your crimes are as follows: Attempting to do a job that was not assigned to you.
Igor, to prove he's a communist will share everything he have including information on other capitalists groups.
[3 - 1 = 2: Failure]
The Government Agents believe you to be lying, and throw you into the gulag.
That night, you hear some noise from the guard's room. Suddenly, a man comes out and starts opening all the cells, and telling everyone to run before the guards make it out.
You've escape from the gulag.
Tell the bodyguards that they're protecting a capitalist spy that has replaced the real Stalin.
[6 - 1 = 5: Major Success]
You explain to the Bodyguards that Stalin is actually not Stalin, and surprisingly, they believe you.
The Bodyguards attempt to attack Stalin.
[4 - 1 = 3 for Stalin's Bodyguards (Traitorous) / 6 - 1 = 5 for Stalin's Bodyguards]
The Bodyguards Dimitry convinced attempt to attack Stalin, but are intercepted by the remaining Bodyguards assigned to protect him.
During the fued, both Dimitry and Stalin slipped away.
(+1 to next roll)
I go to visit Glorious Friend Stalin who loves you, to present him with a ruble as a present, and possibly start a fight with any Capitalist pigs I run into.
[5 + 1 = 6: Overshot]
You find Stalin as he's escaping while his Bodyguards fight... Each other?
What is going on? Could perfect Communist society be crumbling?
(-1 to next roll)
Imic: Gained the citizens a ruble. Done work and earned 10 more rubles. Saw Stalin's Bodyguards fighting each other. (-1 to next roll)
Gribov Vadimovich (Lovefool): Froliced in the snow with enjoyment. Joined Soviet Army and spread Communism. Made kindergarteners murder each other because their feeble minds could not understand the glory of Communism. Informed Government Agents of Youth Uprising, but was not believed.
Andrey (Diaper or The Cow): Multiplied the crops. Hogged the crops like a filthy Capitalist Pig. Got shot in the dick and taken to captivity. Escaped and was unsuccessful in convincing other prisoners to revolt.
Raskolnikov (Leodanny): Escaped the gulag and farmed potatoes. Made bottle of vodka. Cracked a cold one with the Capitalist boys, converted them to Communists, and escaped the government. Broke every prisoner out of gulag. (+1 to next roll)
Alexsandr Senaviev (0cra_tr0per): Created design for DP-29. Looked for minor improvements to be made, but found none. Made a barely improved DP-30. (+1 to next roll)
Alekseyevich (Coolrune206): Beat workers and stole firearm. Beat civilians to try and gain military equipment. Instills fear into workers so they are at maximum productivity.
Anatoly Glukhov (NJW2000): Asked proletariat if any issues, but none were had. (+1 to next roll)
Dimitry (King Zultan): Shot at by American Capitalist Pig. Chased the Capitalist Pig who got away. Shot at Stalin by mistake. Revealed Stalin's deception to Stalin's Bodyguards. (+1 to next roll)
Ivan Sinov (CABL): Is champion of Soviet Wrestling Association and well known sportsman. Pumped his mooskles and exhausted them. Made a fish sandwich and unleashed the fish-people. Arrived late to his match and it was cancelled.
Rich McRichpants (ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES): Made an excess of pamphlets. Stole Stalin's mustache and replaced him. Tried to support Capitalism, but was forced to deny it to keep the disguise, then got shot at by Dimitry. Spread his guards too thin and lost some of them to Nanobots and Dimitry's reveal of Rich's deception. (-1 to next roll)
Boris Borisov (sprinkled chariot): Checked documents that didn't pertain to his mission. Learned his mission of infiltrating American government. Directed submarine towards Capitalist America.
Agent Mitrochov (The_Two_Eternities): Arrived to work late and got locked in building with SCP. Started searching for survivors. Found a scientist's dead body.
Marx, the Wizard (Egan_BW): Tried to communist-ize the communist nation. Flipped the Kremlin upside down and broke his legs. Used magic to create Nanobots, which ended up taking control of some of Stalin's Bodyguards. (+1 to next roll)
Igor (Rockeater): Joined the Capitalist Pigs as a double agent, but believed to be an actual Capitalist Pig by the Russian Government. (-1 to next roll)
1 Rubles
7 Crops
45 Potatoes
DP-29 schematics
Shovel
Gun
Rifle
83 Capitalism Pamphlets
Pride Submarine
Random Documents
Mission Documents
Fish Sandwich
Gulag Keys
DP-30 schematics
Nanobot Controlled Bodyguards
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