charsheet update:
name: ktonga tn'jaar'vorn
level: one
hp: 5/6
mp: 2/3
xp: 2/3
traits:
catgirl: you're part cat. so if you die there's a 50% you'll revive. once.
please be reasonable here: your own personal anti-too-much curse. be reasonable here. things that aren't reasonable may not go well for you.
abilities:
seduce: cost 1 mp. attempt to seduce your target. gain +1 boost first time this is used on a given target.
diabolical magics: cost 3 mp. summon lesser lust demons to serve you. assuming you roll well enough to control them.
name: senator donk
level: two
hp: 6/6
mp: 0/0
xp: 2/3
traits:
pointy: people who try to attack you tend to end up poked by your sharp porcupine spikes.
green party power: you champion the green party which grants perks along with druid stalkers.
clown phobia: you are terrified of clowns.
abilities:
lie lie lie: you can lie all you like and only players, inquisitors, doctor mcninja, catgirls, and herobrine can tell. provided you aren't found out.
politics: you can do political stuff easier than normal.
debate: you can force people to debate with you as long as they're not holding a weapon.
run for president: you can run for president once you reach level five. succeeding will get you an evolution to your class.
political assassins: you can call assassins on your phone.
name: alfred
level: one
hp: 3/5
mp: 3/3
xp: 1/3
traits:
mystery furry: you don't know your species yet
scientific method: you're not an idiot
abilities:
madness place: costs mp equal to desired madness level. gain +x to an invention roll where x is the mp you spent. going above and beyond may have consequences.
assets:
all the coffee
improvised crutch
name: batajhii
level: one
hp: 10/10
mp: 0/0
xp: 1/3
traits:
sorta a cat person i guess: you don't revive after death but you do have good luck. the first time a roll would kill you it's replaced with a 5. reloads each level.
soldier: gain extra health each level.
twitchy cat ears: you hear things that are hard to hear. like roses, sunshine, or lust demons being set free.
abilities:
skooma: you know how to make skooma.
cat lunge: you lunge at your target causing -1 accuracy but +1 to damage. cause you're a cat.
name: tilda
level: two
hp: 2/8
mp: 3/3
xp: 2/6
traits:
moose strength: 50% of +1 to pure strength rolls or pure resistance rolls, also start with bonus hp
high memetic resistance: resist memes! +1 to resisting memes.
abilities:
paint meme: you can paint memetic paintings with memetic effects.
assets:
orange spiral anti-memory painting
weak fear painting
fear of clowns painting
something you've forgotten about
basic paints kit
anti-anti-memory painting
sheet update!
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tell the nerd to wake the fuck up idiot
(4)
you shout at the nerd to wake up and win you a character spot
he groans a bit and starts standing up
Play a trombone solo inside the nerd's head. If anything can wake him, that will.
(6)
then a trombone solo starts playing inside his head and he staggers in confusion
from the waitlist I try to convince some npc's to kill people.
you'll need to be more specific.
convince some of the clowns to attack that politician guy.
(4)
you whisper in the ears of some clowns and they hear you sorta kinda
a few clowns are heading towards witch corp on their clown bikes now
get up and try to get to the lab again, im getting my coffee
(2)
you are missing a foot and you're trying to carry the store's entire stock of coffee on your back. you're not doing this. at least not like this.
stagger out of the car and call an ambulance.
(6)
you stagger out of the car and call an ambulance
it's coming! but when staggering out of the car you tripped and fell.
(3)
it didn't go too well for you but you're not dead yet. -1 hp.
(1)
little do you know the ambulance is being delayed by the heavy traffic caused by the mass forest furry transformation exodus.
run around and kill something.
(2)
you are in a forest. there doesn't seem to be much to kill.
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