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[FallacyofUrist]

check the car, see if it's drivable.

(3)
... maybe? it would probably work, but not for long.

appear and finish off the moose while it's weakened
consume its player slot

(5)
from your home in the waitlister realm you whisper darkness into the moose's ears
while the moose seems shielded, you bet you could influence some of the npcs around her...

[Egan_BW]

stir up the clowns into a healthy moose-hating murderous froth

[FallacyofUrist]

stir up the clowns into a healthy moose-hating murderous froth

(1)
you whisper into the ears of the clowns and you realize that simply being around them is making you more like them. and they don't hear you. shoot shoot shooooooooot.

[The_Two_Eternities]

drive back home and hope that the car will work for long enough.

[PaPaj]

go to the store to finally buy some coffee

[CABL]

once we're walking around the forest, i suddenly strike my "boyfriend" in the back of his head, hopefully knocking him out.

[FallacyofUrist]

drive back home and hope that the car will work for long enough.

(6)
it does, really. except then the brakes give out. and your car plows into your house.

(3)
well you're not dead but ow. -3 hp

go to the store to finally buy some coffee

(6)
you go to the store, hobbling on an improvise crutch, and buy all the coffee.
all of it.

er, that's half your life savings gone.

once we're walking around the forest, i suddenly strike my "boyfriend" in the back of his head, hopefully knocking him out.

(1)
he sees you in the act of doing it and you miss
"... i knew i shouldn't have trusted you, demon!"

[CABL]

i make a combo of four quick scratching attacks, then, depending on how wounded the cultist ends up, i'll either finish him by ripping his heart off, or i'll retreat while he's trying to bear the pain.

[FallacyofUrist]

i make a combo of four quick scratching attacks, then, depending on how wounded the cultist ends up, i'll either finish him by ripping his heart off, or i'll retreat while he's trying to bear the pain.

(3) vs. (5)
you attempt to tap your catgirl heritage and use your claws when the boy raises a palm and mutters some sort of incantation and then this light... oh shoot it's holy light

(4)
you dodge most of it but a bit of it clips your left arm and it burnsssss
of course he's actually competent at anti-demon stuff
why not
just swell

[CABL]

attempt to groin kick the cultist. if i succeed, tear his arms off. if not, flee deeper into the forest and try to lose him. also, annoy gm with questions about why he summons demons if he knows holy anti-demon magic.

[PaPaj]

go back to the lab and make some coffee

[The_Two_Eternities]

call an ambulance. wonder idly about my insurance.

[King Zultan]

from the waitlist I try to convince some npc's to kill people.

[Egan_BW]

tell the nerd mage that now would probably be a good time to bust out his limit break move.

[FallacyofUrist]

attempt to groin kick the cultist. if i succeed, tear his arms off. if not, flee deeper into the forest and try to lose him. also, annoy gm with questions about why he summons demons if he knows holy anti-demon magic.

(5) vs. (6)
you try to kick the cultist in the groin only for him to dodge
and hit his head on a rock
you guess that's an opportunity too

(1) vs. (1-1=0)
but he's so cute... but he's trying and failing to kill you... okay you'll do it

(4) vs. (2-1=1)
you grab his arms, dig in your claws, and pull

(4) vs. (5)
... you realize you aren't exactly a brute strength fighter
claw to jugular would probably work better

(3)
you question the gm about why he knows holy magic when he summons demons
the gm is busy

tell the nerd mage that now would probably be a good time to bust out his limit break move.

he seems a bit stunned by having his head bashed against a rock

go back to the lab and make some coffee

(1)
as you are carrying enough bags of coffee to feed an office for a few months, you have trouble doing anything other than collapsing to the floor and hitting your head. -1 hp.

call an ambulance. wonder idly about my insurance.

(2)
your phone seems to be a bit out of reach at the moment.

from the waitlist I try to convince some npc's to kill people.

you'll need to be more specific.