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Author Topic: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}  (Read 5679 times)

CABL

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2018, 05:17:54 am »

HEY, I DEMAND AN UPDATE FROM GM! JETZT SOFORT! THIS GAME HAS TREMENDOUS POTENTIAL!
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2018, 08:33:18 am »

Try figuring out how to cast magic in this world.
4, You find out that magic is the will of the beholder. Simply study the world, and use the natural flow to unleash your might!

Make a suicide run at the enemy.
1, You try and grab a horse, but end up with an arrow to your knee. You break your leg and end up in the dungeons.

The gunpowder explosive mines aren't really the firemines I wanted, but they're still the tripwire mines.

>Lay some fire mines at entrances to blow up and immolate any blue or red attackers. Also grab a pulse rifle, scavenging for alien energy weapon components before I assemble a pulse rifle myself, so I can have some form of offensive option.
2, You fail to lay them, and fail to find any secret maon stashes. {What are you thinking anyway. Maons?}

Keep sacrificing peasants, until great Nurgle god of diseases gives me his gifts
3, You sacrifice some more peasants, still nothing.

CONJURE AN ILLUSIVE PROJECTION OF A SEXY, LATEX-CLAD WOMAN TO DISTRACT MONKEYMARKMARIO... OR AT VERY LEAST, MAKE HIS SUICIDE ATTACK ULTIMATELY POINTLESS, DUE TO HIM BLOWING UP AN ILLUSION!
4, You conjure up an illusion.

start speaking French and lead the peasants in their revolt. Guide the revolt to start capturing forts and bridges, so we have a solid defensive line. Release political prisoners, and arm them! Also start singing Hamilton songs where appropriate.
"A moi! Vive le Revolucion!"
1, The Revolt begins to burn down the town as you shout gibberish. The Town is aflame, with you in it.
"A moi! Vive le Revolucion!"

Respawn as Protoss probe. Find minerals to build a nexus next to.
3, You spawn as a Protoss Probe. 5, And manage to build a nexus.

Reroll crescent roll: Demoralize the peasant revolt by saying that they are "revolting". Do so from a safe distance, and be prepared to run for it.
6, Revolting! There is no safe distance, and now you are next MMM.

POUR MYSELF A NICE GOBLET OF WINE AND RELAX WHILST OUR ENEMIES CONTINUE TO DESTROY THEMSELVES
6, This wine is very good.

JOINING: TEAM RED

PERFORM HORRIBLE GENETIC EXPERIMENTS ON GOATS TO CREATE BEASTS OF BATTLE FOR OUR TEAM.
3, No equipment, but you do get some goats.

Keep working on the DP-28, gather more materials if needed.
1, Boom! You are shreeded by shrapnel and burned alive in the fires of the forge.


HEY, I DEMAND AN UPDATE FROM GM! JETZT SOFORT! THIS GAME HAS TREMENDOUS POTENTIAL!
3, the GM arrives never Late, allows on their time.

Red-
CABL- Strength of the Bear, Sexy Lady Illusion.
sprinkled_chariot- Sacrificed some more peasants.
King Zultan- Shreeded, Burned Alive.
Mallos- Goat Owner


Blue-
MonkeyMarkMario- Broken fingers, arrow in the knee, imprisoned.
Yoink- Good Good Wine. It feels good to be King of the Guard.
The_Two_Eternities: Stuck in the Middle of Fires and Revolting Revolts.


Purple- DEAD REVOLUTION
0cra_tr0per- All the Mines! All the BOOM!! Also, thinks there are Maon out there.
Redjive_Industries- Viva la Revilution! Viva la Pyre!


Probe Void Warp Nexus- ALL IS UNDERLINED.
Dustan Hache- Warp Probe
Nexus


Mountain Hermit Rash- Magic!



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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2018, 08:46:45 am »

Råsh of the wizard's tower.

Summon some birds, to test what magic can do.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2018, 08:55:53 am »

2, You fail to lay them, and fail to find any secret maon stashes. {What are you thinking anyway. Maons?}

I'm talking about whatever energy weapon technology parts exist in this world. And by type of energy weapon, I mean any energy weapon type, like electricity, gauss, plasma, lasers, gluons, particles, pulse, sonic, disruptor, etc. If it's not ballistic weapon technology, it's what I'm looking for, to assemble energy weaponry for the Purple Empire.

For my action:

Purple
>Scavenge around for energy weapon technology for the creation of energy weapons for the Purple Empire. Reverse engineer anything found until we can create our own energy weapons from mostly scratch.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2018, 08:59:00 am by 0cra_tr0per »
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CABL

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2018, 09:21:25 am »

« Last Edit: August 29, 2018, 10:06:39 am by CABL »
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #50 on: August 29, 2018, 09:48:18 am »

Purple 5, standing by!
Redirect the peasant revolt to more useful purposes, like stealing weapons and burning enemy castles, while I carefully make my way out of the burn zone.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2018, 10:04:16 am »

Red
Stop being dead and on fire and get back to work on the DP-28.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2018, 10:17:40 am »

Trick the peasant revolt into running into fires and burning themselves. It can't be that hard, they're peasants.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2018, 10:28:25 am »

Inform the guard that if I am not released than he will not be able to be cloned.
If released go to my 'lab' and start getting cloning up and running. If not released bash my head against the wall and bars.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2018, 10:50:00 am by MonkeyMarkMario »
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2018, 11:31:50 am »

Train my goats for battle.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #55 on: August 29, 2018, 04:51:33 pm »

Use energy of sacrufices to unleash plague among peasants to gain favour and  gift of eternal demonhood  from great Nurgle
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #56 on: August 29, 2018, 06:06:31 pm »

Purple 5, standing by!
Redirect the peasant revolt to more useful purposes, like stealing weapons and burning enemy castles, while I carefully make my way out of the burn zone.


Can you make some of them search for any kind of energy weapon technology? You know, essentially any non ballistic weapon technology?
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2018, 07:34:24 pm »

Join as red team,
throw potatoes
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2018, 10:41:46 am »

put me with red team, since I am still with them. Start mining minerals to construct additional pylons.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2018, 01:21:42 am »

OFFER THE NEAREST FAIR MAIDEN SOME OF THIS WINE
FLIRT OUTRAGEOUSLY WHILST CONTINUING TO IGNORE INEFFECTUAL EFFORTS OF ENEMIES
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