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Author Topic: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}  (Read 5572 times)

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2018, 08:23:54 am »

The gunpowder explosive mines aren't really the firemines I wanted, but they're still the tripwire mines.

>Lay some fire mines at entrances to blow up and immolate any blue or red attackers. Also grab a pulse rifle, scavenging for alien energy weapon components before I assemble a pulse rifle myself, so I can have some form of offensive option.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2018, 11:12:26 am »

Keep sacrificing peasants, until great Nurgle god of diseases gives me his gifts
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2018, 12:50:57 pm »

CONJURE AN ILLUSIVE PROJECTION OF A SEXY, LATEX-CLAD WOMAN TO DISTRACT MONKEYMARKMARIO... OR AT VERY LEAST, MAKE HIS SUICIDE ATTACK ULTIMATELY POINTLESS, DUE TO HIM BLOWING UP AN ILLUSION!
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2018, 01:03:10 pm »

start speaking French and lead the peasants in their revolt. Guide the revolt to start capturing forts and bridges, so we have a solid defensive line. Release political prisoners, and arm them! Also start singing Hamilton songs where appropriate.
"A moi! Vive le Revolucion!"
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2018, 01:04:01 pm »

I'm going to turn on the Beatles song 'Revolution' until the peasants stop revolting.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2018, 02:17:45 pm »

start speaking French and lead the peasants in their revolt. Guide the revolt to start capturing forts and bridges, so we have a solid defensive line. Release political prisoners, and arm them! Also start singing Hamilton songs where appropriate.
"A moi! Vive le Revolucion!"
Got it, I'll be on defense duty.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2018, 03:30:38 pm »

start speaking French and lead the peasants in their revolt. Guide the revolt to start capturing forts and bridges, so we have a solid defensive line. Release political prisoners, and arm them! Also start singing Hamilton songs where appropriate.
"A moi! Vive le Revolucion!"
Got it, I'll be on defense duty.

if you wouldn't mind posting some signs that say something like 'Achtung! Minen!' or whatever the local equivalent phrase is to signify that fucking everything has a trap on it like the AGP is bunker-ed up in there, would greatly appreciate.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2018, 03:42:17 pm »

start speaking French and lead the peasants in their revolt. Guide the revolt to start capturing forts and bridges, so we have a solid defensive line. Release political prisoners, and arm them! Also start singing Hamilton songs where appropriate.
"A moi! Vive le Revolucion!"
Got it, I'll be on defense duty.

if you wouldn't mind posting some signs that say something like 'Achtung! Minen!' or whatever the local equivalent phrase is to signify that fucking everything has a trap on it like the AGP is bunker-ed up in there, would greatly appreciate.

Nah, let's just let natural selection take care of things.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2018, 04:01:58 pm »

Respawn as Protoss probe. Find minerals to build a nexus next to.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2018, 04:11:40 pm »

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2018, 04:53:42 pm »

Reroll crescent roll: Demoralize the peasant revolt by saying that they are "revolting". Do so from a safe distance, and be prepared to run for it.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2018, 07:10:48 pm »

POUR MYSELF A NICE GOBLET OF WINE AND RELAX WHILST OUR ENEMIES CONTINUE TO DESTROY THEMSELVES
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2018, 07:32:02 pm »

JOINING: TEAM RED

PERFORM HORRIBLE GENETIC EXPERIMENTS ON GOATS TO CREATE BEASTS OF BATTLE FOR OUR TEAM.
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2018, 07:38:02 pm »

JOINING: TEAM RED

PERFORM HORRIBLE GENETIC EXPERIMENTS ON GOATS TO CREATE BEASTS OF BATTLE FOR OUR TEAM.
That had better refer to the YouTube channel that I think it does....
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Re: Silly RTD{Not too serious about this, but come to minimalism anyway}
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2018, 06:15:27 am »

Keep working on the DP-28, gather more materials if needed.
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