TURN 23Command whatever animals might be in the sewers to attack the death squad members.
(3) FRANCIS FINDS AND GRABS A SEWER RAT, THEN THROWS IT AT THE DS MEMBERS, WHO DESCENT INTO THE SEWERS VIA LADDER! (4-1 VS 6) THE SEWER RAT FLIES OVER AN ARM OF A DS MEMBER, THEN SMASHES INTO CEILING, SPLATTERING ITS INNARDS AND BLOOD ACROSS THE CEILING! THE DS MEMBER HANGS ON THE LADDER WITH ONE HAND TO DRAW HIS PISTOL, THEN SHOOTS FRANCIS MONOGRAM, HITTING HIM IN HIS GUTS!
FRANCIS RETCHES AND VOMITS!>Patch up my right hand, then use my M249 and it's underbarrel shotgun to open up new murderholes and also break the turret. If we find another one, hack it to make it so that a resistance member can use it as a camera with a gun.
(4) 0CRA BREAKS A WINDOW BY THRASHING IT WITH HIS MACHINE GUN, HOLDING IT IN ONE HAND! HE THEN INSTALLS A ROPE, SO THE RIOTERS BELOW CAN ACCESS 3RD FLOOR VIA THE SAID ROPE! OH, AND YOU CAN SEE RED-HAIRED, TEN FEET TALL HUMANOID CAT, WHO THRASHES THE COMCAST HQ! (2 VS 5) 0CRA AND RESISTANCE WOMAN ATTEMPT TO DESTROY THE MALFUNCTIONING TURRET, BUT THE SHOTS GO WIDE! THE TURRET ITSELF HAS MANAGED TO HIT THE WOMAN IN HER GUTS WITH LASERS! SHE'S CRAWLS AWAY INTO THE COVER, BLEEDING WHILE VOMITING ON THE FLOOR!
Gather all the guns from the dead death squad members and combine them in to a super gun.
(2) YOU ATTEMPT TO COMBINE THE GUNS INTO ONE SUPER FUCKHUEG GUN, BUT THEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE GUNS WERE BADLY DAMAGED IN THE EXPLOSION, SO YOU CAN'T REALLY MAKE ANY SUPER GUNS FROM BROKEN PIECES AND MECHANISMS!
PLACEHOLDER ACTION: FIND AN INJURED ENEMY PERSON, ENSURE THEY UNARMED, THEN POLITELY ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO SUNRISE TOWER
IF THEY REFUSE TO HELP, TICKLE THEM MERCILESSLY. ALL WHILST DEFENDING SELF AND COMPANIONS FROM ANY ATTACKS USING MY SPARE HAND.
OH AND SMASH ANY PINGAS I HAPPEN TO HAVE ON MY PERSON, AS SUGGESTED BY POLL ABOVE
NEW PLAN! TELEPORT IN CROC AND BEAR LOVER! TIKI TELEPORT!
((Sorry CABL, I just forget. 
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(4) "YOU CAN FIND THE COORDINATES... IN MY PDA... *COUGH*" - SAYS A DYING MILITARY MAN, WHO THEN REACHES FOR HIS PDA, GIVING IT TO YOINK! (4) DOOMBLADE, HOWEVER, DECIDES TO DO A FAR RISKY ACTION: HE DRAWS A SYMBOL OF THE SUN ON ASPHALT, THEN VIBRATES LOUDLY! FINALLY, THE SUN SYMBOL BURNS FOR A WHILE, THEN THE FLAMES SLOWLY WITHER AWAY, REVEALING A DEAD MAN WITH HIS HEAD BEING SURGICALLY OPENED, AND HIS BRAIN REMOVED FROM HIS SKULL! (6) YOINK PUNCHES HIS BALLS WHILE YELLING "PINGAS!" IT WAS VERY PAINFUL!
"Awww. That's not what we wanted to happen ... a force field is no good. No good at all."
Sally will look about for some kind of control for the force field, or some way to divert it, like with lasers or magnets or something.
(5) SALLY QUICKLY DISABLES THE FORCE FIELD AND THE ALARM BY REMOTE HACKING THROUGH HER SMARTPHONE! (3) SALLY AND IGOR ENTER THE SERVER, SEEING A SECURITY GUARD WITH CRYSTAL SHARD SMG! (1 VS 2) IGOR SHOOTS AT THE GUARD FROM A STEEL SHARDS SHOTGUN, BUT THE SHOT GOES WIDE, BREAKING A WINDOW! THE SECURITY GUARD RETALIATES BY SHOOTING IGOR, HITTING HIM IN A LEG! ALSO, THE PAINKILLERS HAVE WORE OFF, SO SALLY FEELS THE PAIN YET AGAIN, EVEN IF THE PAIN ISN'T AS AGONIZING DURING THE FIRST TIME!
KEEP THRASHING THE HQ!
(1+2 VS 6) FELIUS SLAPS THE BUILDING WITH HIS PAW, TO NO RESULT!
COUNTDOWNS:
3 TURNS UNTIL DEATH SQUAD REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVAL!
4 TURNS UNTIL COMCAST REINFORCEMENT ARRIVAL!
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