TURN 16NAME: Billy Bob
APPEARANCE: Looks like a homeless man.
GENDER: Male
WOUNDS: NONE
Go and find a liquor store.
1YOU LOOK FOR A LIQUOR STORE TO ROB AND DRINK THROUGH THE HARD AND DEPRESSIVE LIFE OF A HOBO! TO YOUR MISFORTUNE, YOU FIND NO LIQUOR STORES IN THIS DISTRICT, MAKING YOU FEELING SAD!
Go all Mike Tyson on them! They'll pay for this miscarriage of justice!
5 VS 2FRANCIS MONOGRAM CHARGES AT THE DS MEMBERS, KNOCKING DOWN A COUPLE OF THEM BY PUNCHING THEM IN THEIR FACES! FRANCIS THEN BITES AN EAR OFF THE DS MEMBER WHO STUNNED HIM IN THE BACK AND DRAGGED HERE! THE PUNISHMENT DOESN'T END AT THE BITING OFF THE EAR, HOWEVER, AS FRANCIS GRABS AN ELECTRIC BATON LIKE A BASEBALL BAT, AND BRUTALLY SMACKS THE DS MEMBER UNTIL A LUCKY STRIKE TO THE HEAD FRIES THE MEMBER'S EYES WITH AN EXCESSIVE VOLTAGE!
"LEAF IN THE WIND!" Sally screams as she unloads more toxic crystal shards at her aggressors, while stylishly sliding behind cover.
Ready my gun and wait for the elevator together with Sally, while scouting for enemies. If I see any shoot them immediately.
2, 2+1 VS 2IGOR TRIES TO TELL TO HIS TROOPS TO CEASE FIRE, BUT THEY IGNORE HIS ORDERS! SALLY AND IGOR, WHO NOW MADE A TEMPORARY ALLIANCE, SHOOT AT THE BETRAYERS! SOME SOLDIERS GOT KILLED, AND EVEN MORE GOT WOUNDED, SO THEY ATTEMPT TO RETREAT OUTSIDE AND CALL REINFORCEMENTS! BUT WAIT... IGOR REALIZED THAT HIS OFFICER BUDDY HAS BETRAYED HIM! AND WITH THAT REALIZATION, THE TANK ON WHICH IGOR RODE TO THE COMCAST HQ ENTER THE BUILDING BY CRUSHING THE WALL!
1 TURN UNTIL THE ELEVATOR ARRIVES!When I meant to reload I didn't mean become a walking ammo carrier!
>Patch myself up, then steal a spaceship, put all the ammo boxes inside the storage leaving some for my allies, return fire at the sniper, then take as much hostages as possible who then are put in the stolen's spaceship's passenger seats, buckled to them.
3, 4-1 VS 1, 3, 2, 2 VS 60CRA PATCHES HIS LEG WITH A BANDAGE, THEN STANDS UP AND KILLS SOME MILITARY PERSONNEL AROUND HIM, THEN SOMEHOW HE MANAGES TO STEAL A SMALL ANTI-GRAV MILITARY SCOUT VEHICLE AND ESCAPE THE BATTLEFIELD TO SEARCH FOR A SPACESHIP TO STEAL! 0CRA FAILS TO FIND A SPACESHIP, BUT AT LEAST HE PUT SOME AMMO BOXES DOWN INTO FLOATY SCOUT VEHICLE THINGY, NO LONGER MAKING HIM OVERENCUMBERED! BEING ANGRY, HE RETURNS AND TRIES TO KILL THE SNIPER, BUT SNIPER SHOOTS HIM IN A LUNG BEFORE 0CRA MANAGES TO WENT OUTSIDE THE VEHICLE! THE HEAT OF THE SNIPER RIFLE'S POWERFUL LASER MELTED THE LUNG, AND MADE 0CRA TO LOSE HIS CONSCIOUSNESS!
0CRA IS UNCONSCIOUS AND IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM HIS CHEST!Search for the HQ(again) while trying to master my Ultra-Intinct
3, 6, 1YOU GO BACK TO THE HQ WHILE MASTERING YOUR SUPER SAYIAN THINGY! WHILE YOU'VE OBTAINED A LOT OF ENERGY, YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT, AND THE EXCESSIVE ENERGY HAS CAUSED AN EXPLOSION, WHICH TOOK YOUR LIFE AND SOME BUILDINGS WITH YOU!
SHAGGY IS DEAD!HMM. PLANT NEW SWORD BEACON HERE, LET US SEARCH CITY FOR PROPER SKYSCAPER.
"OHOHO, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?!"
BE DISTRACTED, GET BEHIND BAR, START POURING DRINKS FOR MYSELF AND MY COMPATRIOTS
START OFF WITH NICE BIG PINT OF DRAUGHT BEER/LAGER TO HELP MY BARTENDING SKILLS
THEN CHECK IF BAR HAS SOUTHERN COMFORT AND MOUNTAIN DEW, AND, IF YES, WHIP UP SOME DELICIOUS 'TOXIC AVENGER' COCKTAILS FOR EVERYONE
2, 3, 2 ((DAMN, YOU TWO HAVE THE WORST LUCK EVER!))
DOOMBLADE CAN'T QUITE CONCENTRATE TO SUMMON A SWORD BEACON, WHILE YOINK LOOTS THE BAR FOR SOME BEER AND LAGER! THE ALCOHOL ISN'T AMAZING, BUT IT ISN'T A FERMENTED PISS LIKE SOME AMERICAN BEER, SO YOINK AND HIS FOLLOWERS DRINK TOGETHER! YOINK ALSO TRIES TO LOOK FOR SOUTHERN COMFORT AND MTN DEW, BUT HE DIDN'T FIND NEITHER OF THEM!
Grrr, defensive formations! Quickly!
THE CATS KILL A COUPLE OF HYBRIDS AND THE HYBRIDS KILL A COUPLE OF CATS: THE GM FELL ASLEEP WHEN HE IMAGINED THIS FIGHT, SO HE COULDN'T COME UP WITH WITTY OR LENGTHY DESCRIPTION!
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