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OOOOOOH, BEEF HAS EXPIRED! AUUUOOH, IT GOT PARASITES!

2 (28.6%)

HOW MANY BREADS HAVE YOU EATEN IN YOUR LIFE?!

0 (0%)

I. LIKE. JUICE!

0 (0%)

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YER MEAT?!

1 (14.3%)

PINGAS!

4 (57.1%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: August 18, 2018, 03:36:57 am

[JustCallMePops]

I'd like to join if I can

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Phil Swift
Appearance:
Gender: Flex Tape
Wounds: None

[CABL]

I feel unlucky

You can join my Battle Cat army!

Move the Moving Castle up to act as a defensive line.

I'll allow Rockeater to spawn on the far away planet... As a cat, of course.

>Reload before taking as much comcast employees/deathsquad members hostage and have them transported to the cat base via a magically appearing spaceship for imprisonment. While I'm taking the prisoners to their base, reinforce the cat army's new base by making it's walls steel with plasteel frames with the frame's gaps being filled with steel-pebble based concrete for durability. Also put down minigun turrets to defend against hostile fauna and attempts at raids or jailbreaks.

Sorry, on which turn did you acquire a friggin spaceship?! While it's not a WMD, it's still not what you can just pull from the ass.

I'd like to join if I can

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Name: Phil Swift
Appearance:
Gender: Flex Tape
Wounds: None

You're in, I'll put you into the character list.

[Pixl_lover]

Arm myself with found weapons, pick up extra ammo in case of emergency, and slowly stealth my way to the elevator.

[Yoink]

IF MY SWORD'S PLAN NO WORK, ENTER NEARBY BUILDING AND TRY AGAIN ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS. POLITELY. AT SWORDPOINT.

[King Zultan]

Kill all the rats, and use the dead rats to replace the flesh they ate and become a terminator rat man thing.

[JustCallMePops]

As I'm walking to Comcast HQ, I use Flex Tape to fix people's broken objects. I try to amass an army of happy customers to aid me in the war.

[CABL]

TURN 16

Attack the death squad members! This time, it'll work!

3-1 VS 1
FRANCIS MONOGRAM TWITCHES THREE TIMES, THEN MANAGES TO BREAK OUT OF DEATH SQUAD MEMBER'S GRIP, DESPITE HIM BEING STUNNED! FRANCIS THEN SPINS AND DELIVERS A STRIKE TO CHIN TO OF THE DS MEMBER! THE DS MEMBERS COULDN'T REACT FAST ENOUGH TO RETALIATE, JUST IN TIME FOR THE STUN EFFECT TO WEAR OFF!

USE THE SWORD BEACON I DROPPED IN THE COMCAST BUILDING EARLIER TO LOCATE THE SUNRISE TOWER.

IF MY SWORD'S PLAN NO WORK, ENTER NEARBY BUILDING AND TRY AGAIN ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS. POLITELY. AT SWORDPOINT.

1, 2
THE SWORD BEACON SOMEHOW MISREPRESENTED YOUR TELEPATHIC COMMAND AS SELF-DESTRUCT! IT DOES A SMALL EXPLOSION, SHATTERING A WINDOW ON 2ND FLOOR! YOINK THEN DECIDES TO ENTER NEARBY BAR, SO THAT HE CAN ASK THEM ABOUT DIRECTIONS TO THE SUNRISE TOWER AT THE SWORDPOINT... HE FINDS NO ONE INSIDE!

>Reload before taking as much comcast employees/deathsquad members hostage and have them transported to the cat base via stealing a spaceship for imprisonment. While I'm taking the prisoners to their base, reinforce the cat army's new base by making it's walls steel with plasteel frames with the frame's gaps being filled with steel-pebble based concrete filled in for durability. Also put down minigun turrets to defend against hostile fauna and attempts at raids or jailbreaks.

6, 1 VS 3
0CRA ATTACHES A BUNCH OF HUGE AMMO BOXES TO HIS MACHINE GUN AND TO HIS BACK, THEN HE RELOADS! WHILE IT STILL WOULDN'T BE ENUFF DAKKA, IT WILL BE A DECENT DAKKA, COMING AT THE COST OF MANEUVERABILITY! 0CRA CHARGES OUTSIDE, FROM THE CAFE INTO THE RAVAGED STREETS, START SHOOTING AT THE MILITARY/DEATH SQUADS! 0CRA TRIES TO GET CLOSER TO TAKE A HOSTAGE, BUT THEN GETS SHOT IN THE RIGHT LEG BY A SNIPER! THE PRESSURE OF THE AMMO BOXES AND A BROKEN LEG CAUSES 0CRA TO FALL DOWN ON THE ASPHALT!

Kill the other death squad members before searching for my mortal enemy, Ajit Pie/b]

1
ALL DS MEMBERS ARE DEAD HERE RIGHT NOW, SO SHAGGY SEARCHES FOR AJIT PAI! SHAGGY DOESN'T FIND ANYONE WHO COULD ANSWER WHERE IS AJIT PAI, AND HE ALSO WANDER OFF AWAY FROM THE COMCAST HQ AND GETS LOST!

Sally continues to hide behind the potted plant.
"I'm a leaf in the wind, a leaf in the wind, a leaf in the wind ...."

Arm myself with found weapons, pick up extra ammo in case of emergency, and slowly stealth my way to the elevator.

1, 4 VS 1, 6
SALLY CHANTS HER MANTRA OUT LOUD TO CALM HER DOWN, RESULTING IN THE SOLDIERS GOING DOWN TO CHECK THE POT, BREAKING HER COVER! LUCKILY, SALLY QUICKLY GRABS A CONVENIENTLY-PLACED SMG FROM THE FLOOR AND FILLS THE SOLDIERS WITH TOXIC CRYSTAL SHARDS, AVOIDING THE ENEMY'S FIRE BY SLIDING AWAY! MEANWHILE, IGOR GRABS ALL OF THE WEAPONS AND LOTS OF AMMO, ACCIDENTALLY SLOWING HIMSELF DOWN! AND NO, IT'S NOT THE WEAPONS THAT HAVE ENCUMBERED THE PROUD SLAV, IT'S EXCESSIVE AMMO! IGOR SLOWLY WALKS HIS WAY BACK TO THE ELEVATOR, SEEING THAT A BUNCH OF ESCORTS JUST DIED! IGOR WILL HAVE AN ADVANTAGE OF SHOOTING FIRST AND FROM ANY WEAPON NEXT TURN!

I feel unlucky

You can join my Battle Cat army!

Move the Moving Castle up to act as a defensive line.

1 VS 5
AS SOON AS THE MOVING CASTLE CATS WERE TRYING TO TRANSFORM, PLATYPUS/OSTRICH HYBRIDS ARRIVE AND PECK THE POOR CATS TO DEATH! THE HYBRID ANIMALS THEN BREAK THE BARRICADES AND MURDER TEN BATTLE CATS BY RIPPING CATS' GUTS WITH CLAWS AND PECKING THE SAID BATTLE CATS IN THE THROATS!

Kill all the rats, and use the dead rats to replace the flesh they ate and become a terminator rat man thing.

1-1 VS 6
THE CRAZED RATS QUICKLY DESTROY HAROLD'S LAST HAND AND GNAW HIS FEET: HAROLD FALLS DOWN AND IS SLOWLY GNAWED INTO UNEDIBLE METAL BITS AND WIRES! HAROLD IS DEAD, MAKE A NEW CHARACTER!

As I'm walking to Comcast HQ, I use Flex Tape to fix people's broken objects. I try to amass an army of happy customers to aid me in the war.

5
YOU REPAIR A HOUSE FULL OF LONGTIME ANTI-CAPITALIST, ANARCHIST REBELS, WHO ARE FINALLY READY TO GRAB THEIR WEAPONS AND DELIVER JUSTICE TO THE CORRUPT CORPORATE OVERLORDS!

[King Zultan]

NAME: Billy Bob
APPEARANCE: Looks like a homeless man.
GENDER: Male
WOUNDS: NONE

Go and find a liquor store.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Go all Mike Tyson on them! They'll pay for this miscarriage of justice!

[Ozarck]

"LEAF IN THE WIND!" Sally screams as she unloads more toxic crystal shards at her aggressors, while stylishly sliding behind cover.

[Screech9791]

>Reload before taking as much comcast employees/deathsquad members hostage and have them transported to the cat base via stealing a spaceship for imprisonment. While I'm taking the prisoners to their base, reinforce the cat army's new base by making it's walls steel with plasteel frames with the frame's gaps being filled with steel-pebble based concrete filled in for durability. Also put down minigun turrets to defend against hostile fauna and attempts at raids or jailbreaks.

6, 1 VS 3
0CRA ATTACHES A BUNCH OF HUGE AMMO BOXES TO HIS MACHINE GUN AND TO HIS BACK, THEN HE RELOADS! WHILE IT STILL WOULDN'T BE ENUFF DAKKA, IT WILL BE A DECENT DAKKA, COMING AT THE COST OF MANEUVERABILITY! 0CRA CHARGES OUTSIDE, FROM THE CAFE INTO THE RAVAGED STREETS, START SHOOTING AT THE MILITARY/DEATH SQUADS! 0CRA TRIES TO GET CLOSER TO TAKE A HOSTAGE, BUT THEN GETS SHOT IN THE RIGHT LEG BY A SNIPER! THE PRESSURE OF THE AMMO BOXES AND A BROKEN LEG CAUSES 0CRA TO FALL DOWN ON THE ASPHALT!

When I meant to reload I didn't mean become a walking ammo carrier!

>Patch myself up, then steal a spaceship, put all the ammo boxes inside the storage leaving some for my allies, return fire at the sniper, then take as much hostages as possible who then are put in the stolen's spaceship's passenger seats, buckled to them.

[Pixl_lover]

Ready my gun and wait for the elevator together with Sally, while scouting for enemies. If I see any shoot them immediately.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Search for the HQ(again) while trying to master my Ultra-Intinct

[Doomblade187]

HMM. PLANT NEW SWORD BEACON HERE, LET US SEARCH CITY FOR PROPER SKYSCAPER.

[Failbird105]

Grrr, defensive formations! Quickly!