TURN 15To the conveniently placed manhole cover
Destroy the Deathsquad with my martial arts man!
3-2, 5 VS 5-1, 3-2 VS 2, 1 JANE TRIED TO SEARCH FOR A MANHOLE, BUT THE ONLY THING SHE MANAGED TO DO IS TO CRAWL TO THE CENTER OF THE TOXIC CLOUD! BESIDES, THERE WERE NO MANHOLES IN THE TOXIC CLOUD AREA, SO SHE COULDN'T ESCAPE ANYWAY! MEANWHILE, SHAGGY HAS MANAGED TO SHIFT DEATH SQUAD'S ATTENTION ON HIM WITH HIS DRAGONBALL BEAM! WITH A BATTLE CRY, SHAGGY GOES KARATE ON THE ASSES OF DEATH SQUAD, KILLING AND MAIMING THE OTHER HALF OF IT! HOWEVER, SOME OF THEM SURVIVED AND ARE CURRENTLY TRYING TO RETREAT! WHILE SHAGGY HAS SUCCESSFULLY DEFEATED THE DEATH SQUAD, THE TANK FROM EARLIER SHOOTS SHRAPNEL AT THE REMAINING PROTESTORS, KILLING THEM ALL! YES, EVEN INCLUDING JANE!
JANE IS DEAD, MAKE A NEW CHARACTER!Call the elevator. Hide behind a potted plant until the elevator arrives.
(I was away for a while, sorry to keep you waiting!)
Let my comrades go to rescue the citizens. While I rush B, inside the building, looking for various supplies and enemies.
3, 5, 1 VS 5, 6, 5SALLY CALLS THE ELEVATOR
(3 TURNS UNTIL ARRIVAL), THEN HIDES BEHIND A POT WITH A SMALL TREE GROWING IN IT! THE OFFICER OF WEAPONIZED DIVISION SAYS TO 'HOLD THE LINE', ONLY FOR HIS HEAD TO GET MELTED BY LASER ASSAULT RIFLE FIRE! THE REST OF THE WEAPONIZED DIVISION TRIED TO RETREAT BACK, ONLY TO LOSE MOST OF ITS MEMBERS TO LASERS AND CRYSTAL SHARDS! THE SOLDIERS GO UP THE STAIRWAYS, FINDING A SURPRISINGLY HUGE AMOUNT OF OFFICE WORKERS TO BE RESCUED! THE SOLDIERS ARE A BIT TIRED FROM RUNNING UP TO THE 30TH FLOOR! IGOR HIMSELF WENT INTO AN UNDERGROUND ROOM CALLED "B", WHERE HE FOUND A STASH OF WEAPONS AND AMMO! ALL IN ALL, THINGS DON'T LOOK TOO TIGHT FOR SALLY!
>Mow down the deathsquad with my left hand in position to fire the underbarrel shotgun so I can fire my M249 and underbarrel shotgun at the same time.
6 VS 40CRA SHOOTS ALL OF THE RETREATING DEATH SQUAD MEMBERS, AND THEY DROP ON THE GROUND LIKE DEAD FLIES!
Summon an army of rats and have them destroy the generator, if that fails destroy a wall and go around the force field.
6, 4+1 VS 5YOU SUMMON A HUGE SWARM OF RATS NEAR YOU, WHO DISOBEY AND GNAW YOUR BODY! HAROLD MANAGES TO STOMP AND TEAR A LOT OF RATS, BUT THE RATS ALSO TORE ALL OF THE FLESH FROM HAROLD! LUCKILY, HAROLD DOESN'T NEED FLESH TO FUNCTION PROPERLY ANYMORE!
Walk away and head to the zoo.
FRANCIS MONOGRAM GETS STUNNED WITH A ELECTRIC ROD OF DEATH SQUAD OFFICER! FRANCIS THEN GETS DRAGGED SOMEWHERE, SO THAT THE DEATH SQUAD CAN PUNISH HIM!
A setback, but a temporary one! With our force, we will carve out a new civilization among the stars!
Begin fortifying our surroundings!
3, 5WITH FELIUS ASLEEP, THE CAT ARMY WILL HAVE TO RELY ON THEMSELVES: THEY CHOP SOME TREES DOWN AND MAKE PRIMITIVE FORTIFICATIONS FROM RAW WOODEN LOGS! SCOUTS HAVED REPORTED THAT SOME WEIRD, PREDATORY PLATYPUS/OSTRICH HYBRIDS ARE GOING TOWARDS OUR LOCATION! THEY DON'T LOOK OR SEEM VERY THREATENING, BUT THEY STILL SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
LEAD YOINK'S ARMY ONWARDS! BRING YOINK ALONG TOO.
"WE... WE'RE STILL THE GOOD GUYS, RIGHT?"
QUIETLY ASK MY SWORD THE ABOVE, HORRIFIED BY MY ACTIONS
TRUDGE UNCERTAINLY IN WHATEVER DIRECTION IT (HE? THEY? MAYBE I SHOULD ASK MY SWORD XIR'S PRONOUNS...) COMPELS ME TO MOVE IN
2AFTER ARGUING MORALITY, DOOMBLADE AND YOINK (AND HIS ARMY, TOO!) MARCH ONWARD, TRY TO FIND THAT ELUSIVE HOTEL! THEY ENTER A DISTRICT WITH LOTS OF TALL BUILDINGS, BUT NONE OF THEM ARE AS TALL AS THE SUNRISE TOWER!
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