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[Smoke Mirrors]

Summon said brother.

[Leodanny]

Clearly we are in a universe that demonstrates quantum immortality.  This makes it impossible for us to be destroyed.  However, there is a loophole.  If existence transcends the body, we can "die" while still maintaining a perspective, thus sidestepping quantum immortality.

Since suicide is generally considered to be a sin, this will be easiest if we opt for Hell.  Clearly, we must perform the most henious of deeds possible, ensuring we go to Hell, and then kill ourselves.  Let's start by founding a Dwarven Childcare service.

This line of reasoning is completely logical.

PLEASE BOLD YOUR ACTION.

[RAM]

Become Juice, The Destroyer of Thirst!

[King Zultan]

Punch your self in the face until you die.

[Imic]

Get the old GM back from Hell to take over this train wreck.
Shoot something. Not the GM.

[Leodanny]

Get the old GM back from Hell to take over this train wreck.
Shoot something. Not the GM.

So... um.... I guess I’m back? Wow, it’s cold up here. Also I shot a bird, delicious

Punch your self in the face until you die.

Punch
Punch
Punch
Punch
Punch
Wait, he doesn’t have a fist!
Let’s give him one!

Become Juice, The Destroyer of Thirst!

Be gone, thirst! Now he has an infinite supply of juice, as well as being juice.

Summon said brother.

Abracadabra, zippity zap, whoop!
“HeY I’m BaCk?!”
It’s really hard to understand this guy.

Clearly we are in a universe that demonstrates quantum immortality.  This makes it impossible for us to be destroyed.  However, there is a loophole.  If existence transcends the body, we can "die" while still maintaining a perspective, thus sidestepping quantum immortality.

Since suicide is generally considered to be a sin, this will be easiest if we opt for Hell.  Clearly, we must perform the most henious of deeds possible, ensuring we go to Hell, and then kill ourselves.  Let's start by founding a Dwarven Childcare service.

This line of reasoning is completely logical.

Seems like the world was exploded, remember?
Let’s transport ourselves to a place where dwarves still live!

declare rocks fall, everyone dies. This affects the GM too because the GM is one of the characters they are GMing for.

everyone dies. Seeming as god and the devil also die, everyone comes back to life?
“WaIt, ThAt’S nOt HoW dEaTh WoRkS!”
oh, shush your face, I’m the GM, I can do what I want.

Find portal to dwarves plane.

Spoiler: status of robot god dude (click to show/hide)

IS ROBOT
IS GM
IS SCREAMING
HAS FLAMES
HAS TANK TREADS
HAS WEIRD WEAPONIZED HANDS
HAS TANK FULL OF GAS(LASTS 9 MORE TURNS)
IS IN LAKE
IS POWERED DOWN
IS SMALL BALL
NOT PHILOSOPHER
HAS HAIR AND MUSCLE ANALOGUES.
IS DEAD INSIDE.
IS JUICE, THE DESTROYER OF THIRST!

Spoiler: Status of brother (click to show/hide)

HaRd To UnDeRsTaNd
Is PhIlOsOpHeR

Spoiler: Inventory: (click to show/hide)

Spherical eyes
Bird

Also, label your actions for which character it applies to please.

[King Zultan]

Have the crazy guy that can't die let a dragon attack him for a bit.