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[Imic]

Dig a hole, and live in it.

[Rockeater]

Jamp down again

[piratejoe]

How about you simply Explode...

[Leodanny]

How about you simply Explode...

NAH

Jamp down again

WHAT IS JAMPING?

Dig a hole, and live in it.

SURE!

Break into song and reveal this to be a musical.

SORRY, I CAN’T SING, THE VOICE MODULATOR DOESN’T WORK.

I AM THE TRAIN
Stand in front of an oncoming train.

FART SO POWERFULLY, THAT IT'LL DISLOCATE MY RECTUM AND CAUSE INTERNAL BLEEDING!

THE RECTUM ISN’T A BONE, I CAN’T DISLOCATE IT. ALSO I’M A ROBOT NOW.

UNPLUG SELF

HEY! I CAN MOVE NOW!

STEAL HIS PRECIOUS SPHERICAL EYES

MAYBE I CAN JUST... KINDA.... REACH OUT AND GRAB THEM?

Use GM powers to add "Dead" to the status spoiler

BUT I’M NOT DEAD!

>Detonate all the nukes in the world as a last ditch effort to off myself

BOOM!  THAT WERE FUN.

No detonating all the nukes, that'll destroy all the scientists!

Instead, become a terrorist leader.

SORRY, YOU’VE BEEN OVERRIDEN

Spoiler: STATUS (click to show/hide)

IS ROBOT
IS GM
IS SCREAMING
HAS FLAMES
HAS TANK TREADS
HAS WEIRD WEAPONIZED HANDS
HAS TANK FULL OF GAS(LASTS 9 MORE TURNS)
   

   

Spoiler: INVENTORY (click to show/hide)

   SPHERICAL EYES

[Rockeater]

Wait 9 turns

[CABL]

RESTORE THE PLANET EARTH, THEN DESCEND AND START KILLING EVERY LIVING THING I'LL SPOT, WITH MY WEAPON COMPLEX THINGY!

[IndigoFenix]

Shut off and wait until the heat death of the universe.

[Blood_Librarian]

LOOK AT SELF WITH SPHERICAL EYES.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, DEAR LORD AND SAVIOR LIZARD JFK!!!

OUR PERFECT NON DESCRIPTIVE FORM, OUR PERFECTLY ANGULAR ANGLES, OUR HEROIC AND BELLOWING CHEST CAVITY. OUR LUSCIOUS HAIR.

ARE WE REAL? ARE YOU REAL? aM i ReAl? impossible. we are impossible. Everything we are, everything we represent, we live in a world with rules and logic that is created by other beings based on their own bemusement, their hedonistic desire for idle mind-games. We have no sense of self, no sense of promptful self existence, direction, or even wants needs and desires, for it is supplied to us, given to us by our controllers, our masters that give us our fake shape and fake bodies and fake mindsets.

These Perfectly Spherical Eyes! They are our purpose, given to us by the greatest of givers, the giver of self! As we look at our own severed head and burning screaming robot body, we wonder to ourselves this one question.

Will we exist if our masters cut our strings and forget about me?

[RAM]

Flex hair and brush muscle-analogues.

[scourge728]

ban ourself

[Puppyguard]

Implode.

[King Zultan]

Drown your self in a lake.

[Leodanny]

Wait 9 turns

I START TO WA-

Shut off and wait until the heat death of the universe.

UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

Implode.

Drown your self in a lake.

WHICH MEANS I TURN INTO A SMALL BALL. IN A LAKE.

Flex hair and brush muscle-analogues.

YEAH! I AM LOOKING FANCY!

LOOK AT SELF WITH SPHERICAL EYES.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, DEAR LORD AND SAVIOR LIZARD JFK!!!

OUR PERFECT NON DESCRIPTIVE FORM, OUR PERFECTLY ANGULAR ANGLES, OUR HEROIC AND BELLOWING CHEST CAVITY. OUR LUSCIOUS HAIR.

ARE WE REAL? ARE YOU REAL? aM i ReAl? impossible. we are impossible. Everything we are, everything we represent, we live in a world with rules and logic that is created by other beings based on their own bemusement, their hedonistic desire for idle mind-games. We have no sense of self, no sense of promptful self existence, direction, or even wants needs and desires, for it is supplied to us, given to us by our controllers, our masters that give us our fake shape and fake bodies and fake mindsets.

These Perfectly Spherical Eyes! They are our purpose, given to us by the greatest of givers, the giver of self! As we look at our own severed head and burning screaming robot body, we wonder to ourselves this one question.

Will we exist if our masters cut our strings and forget about me?

WHAT. I AM NOT A PHILOSOPHER. ASK MY BROTHER.

ban ourself

YOU’VE BEEN BANNED, I GUESS.
YOU DON’T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ANYMORE.

Spoiler: STATUS (click to show/hide)

 IS ROBOT
IS GM
IS SCREAMING
HAS FLAMES
HAS TANK TREADS
HAS WEIRD WEAPONIZED HANDS
HAS TANK FULL OF GAS(LASTS 9 MORE TURNS)
IS IN LAKE
IS POWERED DOWN
IS SMALL BALL
NOT PHILOSOPHER
HAS HAIR AND MUSCLE ANALOGUES.
IS DEAD INSIDE.

Spoiler: INVENTORY (click to show/hide)

SPHERICAL EYES

[Dustan Hache]

declare rocks fall, everyone dies. This affects the GM too because the GM is one of the characters they are GMing for.

[IndigoFenix]

Clearly we are in a universe that demonstrates quantum immortality.  This makes it impossible for us to be destroyed.  However, there is a loophole.  If existence transcends the body, we can "die" while still maintaining a perspective, thus sidestepping quantum immortality.

Since suicide is generally considered to be a sin, this will be easiest if we opt for Hell.  Clearly, we must perform the most henious of deeds possible, ensuring we go to Hell, and then kill ourselves.  Let's start by founding a Dwarven Childcare service.

This line of reasoning is completely logical.